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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Nov 21, 2014 22:55:06 GMT -5
ADR: heh, heh, all this racism is killin' me.
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4TheGlory
Vegeta
The Fun One At Parties
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Post by 4TheGlory on Nov 21, 2014 23:46:42 GMT -5
IM RIIIICH BEEYATCH. *honk honk*
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 21, 2014 23:55:48 GMT -5
Lana: "The meanest Rusev in the world, could be the meeeaaanest Rusev in the world. If I tell him to cruuush... Man I gotta stop smoke'n this shit here."
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 22, 2014 0:04:57 GMT -5
"Juventud Guerrera, Mexico City, Mexico. What'd I do with my WCW money? I bought my momma a car and the rest I spent on PCP."
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 22, 2014 1:41:35 GMT -5
Tensai becoming Jason Albert: So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!! I love you dad!
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Post by kingbookermark on Nov 22, 2014 3:50:57 GMT -5
So great. I want to do one.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 22, 2014 4:03:43 GMT -5
Michael Cole: I'm going to change the subject if that's alright with you. And if this is a little sensitive feel free to stop me. In my research, I found out that you had been kicked in the nuts by Eve Torres, is that correct?
Zack Ryder: Yes, that is true. It was the first time in my life that I ever experienced any type of....racial discrimination. And I made up my mind then and there that I would transcend these social constraints. You see, madam, so often Broskis are cast aside by society, which is too afraid of them to recognize their humanity. My mother knew this, and she did her damndest to make sure that I knew it. And I, madam, through my wrestling, will make sure that all Broskis realize the truth. Because to me....that....is an act of love.
Cole: That must have been very painful for you.
Zack: WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Nov 22, 2014 9:40:12 GMT -5
Ric Flair: f*** YO COUCH, RANDY ORTON!
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 22, 2014 9:53:19 GMT -5
*The set falls on Vince after the Million Dollar giveaway*
Vince: "Paaauuul! Paaauuul! What they gonna do about my leeeggggs Paaauuul!?...Y'all n***** can't appreciate shit... Big nose have'n... I should've never gave y'all n***** money!"
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Post by marvelocity on Nov 22, 2014 10:08:50 GMT -5
CM Punk's music plays him in
Y'all wanna hear what I think of WWE? Huh? Y'all wanna hear what I think of Triple H? Well I'm gonna tell you right now!
CM Punk's music plays him out
All right, I'm outta here, you'be been great!
F'IN PAY ME!!!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Nov 22, 2014 10:29:25 GMT -5
*HHH picks up the phone* HHH: "Hello?" Stephanie: "Paul, it's Stephanie." HHH: "Oh. Hey what's up girl?" Stephanie: "Paul, I'm pregnant." HHH: "Are you sure its mine." Stephanie: "Paul, listen, its yours." HHH: "GOTCHA BITCH!" Stephanie: "What?" HHH: "Hold on one second."
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 22, 2014 11:04:58 GMT -5
Calvin "Hey baby I'm home. Did you dvr Raw?" Wife "N**** you can't keep making me and your baby watch Cena fight Orton every gotdamn night!" Calvin "What the f*** do you expect me to do?!" Wife "Stop watching this shit!" Calvin "Bitch! I watch Raw every week in hopes that maybe they'll do something different instead of finding elaborate ways to get back to the status quo of booking!" Wife "Don't give me that trifflin ass bullshit!" Calvin "Hey! I'm under a lot pressure. *picks up gloves* who's gloves are these? Who you f***in? A coalminer?" Wife "Well you always watchin Raw." Calvin "OHHHHHH you f***in that guy likes watching dancing with stars? I saw that guy leaving when I was coming up the stairs!" Wife "Well shit. We should watch something else a little bit more." Calvin "WWE is tearing this family apart!"
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Nov 22, 2014 12:30:28 GMT -5
I like to think the racial pixies are working WWE Creative.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 12:44:59 GMT -5
R-Truth: "The WWE Universe wanna see me live, not work. Look at this WWE Universe, look at how Truth is livin' for the citaaaaay. "
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 12:47:42 GMT -5
John Cena: Carlito?! I've been stabbed and I have no idea why! I like to picture Miz as Chad from The Mad Real World sketch,
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 22, 2014 13:45:26 GMT -5
Big Bossman feeding Pepper to Al Snow: "HOW'S IT TASTE MOTHER-f***ER?!??!??"
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
Posts: 6,207
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Post by Toxik916 on Nov 22, 2014 16:08:49 GMT -5
Aj Lee wears underwear with dickholes in em
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 22, 2014 16:12:12 GMT -5
Aj Lee wears underwear with dickholes in em I thought that was common knowledge though...
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 22, 2014 18:13:43 GMT -5
HHH: "Good evening, welcome to White People's News.....black stocks were volatile today, sales of Soul Glo have dropped dramatically.....Booker T has lost a fortune from his portfolio...."
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Nov 22, 2014 18:30:20 GMT -5
"I'm Dolph Ziggler, and I like internet porn."
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