schma
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Post by schma on Nov 23, 2014 0:27:37 GMT -5
Batista about Flair: He was a habitual line crosser!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2014 0:41:32 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at a recent Writer's Meeting...
Vince: "I wrote this skit a long time ago. A real long time ago. It was the dopest skit I ever wrote... in '94."
Everyone else: "..."
Vince: "Use it."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 20:26:59 GMT -5
Ambrose: " I wish I had more hands ... so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Nov 24, 2014 20:55:33 GMT -5
Hello! I’m Vince McMahon. And if you’re watching this video, that means you’ve just been hired to work at World Wrestling Entertainment. Me and my family are going to show you the basics of what it’s like to work here. You guys ready?
HHH, Steph, Kevin Dunn: “YEAH!!” Vince:”Great! Occasionally, you may get snagged servicing one of these ‘fans’. Just remember, your job is to frustrate them and make them feel unwanted. If you can, wrap up a story that’ll make them feel uncomfortable. For instance…”
Cesaro:”You understand what I’m saying, right? I’ll go back to NXT just to prove a point. Welcome to WWE, can I help you?”
Vince:”Or….” Snitsky:”Hell yeah, I suck toes, girl.”
Vince:”Or…”
Emma:”…My butt is itching like crazy. And I took a shower! Can I help you?” Vince:”Should a fan get all uppity and ask about the manager, tell them..guess what..I AM the manager.” Fan:”I want to see the manager.” Mike Adamle:”See…I am the manager. I’m the only General Manager here. Unless you want to talk to the president of WWE..you mightcould help me with that.” Zack Ryder:”I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE GENERAL MANAGER!” HHH:”I AM THE GENERAL MANAGER, B!! GO DO THE JOB!!”
Vince:”A lot of people will ask you…why? Why treat our fanbase this way? Cuz f*** ‘EM, that’s why!”
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