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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2014 1:29:07 GMT -5
Can I sit on your lap?
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 10, 2014 1:36:10 GMT -5
You don't pee yourself, do you? Santas need a high dry cleaning budget.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 10, 2014 2:43:58 GMT -5
why do your elves all smell like whiskey and cotton candy?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 10, 2014 3:26:38 GMT -5
Trust me, you don't want to.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 10, 2014 3:47:28 GMT -5
why do your elves all smell like whiskey and cotton candy? Because they know how to have fun. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2014 7:37:30 GMT -5
IT'S A TRAP!
...though I'm not sure for who.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2014 7:57:05 GMT -5
I heard his lap is so sticky you may get stuck!
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 10, 2014 15:23:28 GMT -5
Dear Banjo Claus, I want my buddies Cageking and CmPunkyBrewster to kick ass on the Voice Auditions.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Dec 10, 2014 15:28:13 GMT -5
Dear Banjo Claus,
How have you been? Did you have a nice summer?
How is your wife/gf/significant other?
I've been extra good this year so there's a long list of presents that I want.
Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems to complicated, make it easy on yourself.
Just send Money! How about tens and twenties?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 10, 2014 18:46:59 GMT -5
Anyone who wants to sit on my lap, by rule of the city sanitation commission, now has to apply one of these paper covers before they sit down.  |
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