The Unconquered Sun
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 18, 2014 1:23:08 GMT -5
so i have to work with this guy that is driving me nucking futs.
1) he never has anything nice to say about anything. he's all doom and gloom.
2) half of his stories are pure bull shit. the other night we were talking about jimi hendrix, he said that he never listened to him, but a few minutes later said he had all of hendrix's CDs
3) he HAS to talk, no matter what. he'll admit that he doesn't know what he's talking about sometimes, and then give his opinion on the subject.
4) and he never shuts up, ever
it was OK for a while when i was putting my head phone on and could drowned him out. now my supervisor say he doesn't want that.
he has every right to babble as much he wants, but i just don't want to hear it anymore.
help me out FAN, 'cause i don't want to jab him with a rusty nail and hope for lockjaw.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 1:25:21 GMT -5
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 18, 2014 1:34:22 GMT -5
Tell him your penis hurts.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 18, 2014 1:36:22 GMT -5
I occasionally work with a guy like that. I say "yeah" to everything, who knows what he's talking about, I don't listen.
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Post by karl100589 on Dec 18, 2014 1:36:33 GMT -5
I always take this approach:
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Crappler El 0 M
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Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 18, 2014 1:52:45 GMT -5
Look! Dude! You've got to stop talking! I mean, you just won't shut up!
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 18, 2014 2:04:08 GMT -5
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 18, 2014 2:43:06 GMT -5
Jericho says please.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 18, 2014 2:46:12 GMT -5
just start meowing randomly. In the middle of conversation , give out a meow and pretend to lick your "paw". And when he asks you about it , pretend it never happened. Repeat that with other animals , until he simply leaves you alone.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 18, 2014 3:05:15 GMT -5
Say, "Surgery! I must go have my ears sewn shut"
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 18, 2014 5:01:21 GMT -5
"Could you kindly f*** off, my good man?"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 18, 2014 6:20:26 GMT -5
Language warning.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2014 9:21:01 GMT -5
Projectile vomit into his mouth
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 18, 2014 9:42:51 GMT -5
Feign a headache. It's not a longterm solution, but it can give you a brief reprise.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 12:49:53 GMT -5
Season 4, episode 20 of Newsradio.
Act just insane enough to make him stop talking to you, but not so crazy you'll be fired.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 18, 2014 14:49:19 GMT -5
Spit in their face
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 18, 2014 14:54:52 GMT -5
Please shut the f*** up.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 18, 2014 14:55:10 GMT -5
Tell him your penis hurts.  "Dude, my nuts hurt my neck hurts and this Sunday I'm going to end your cocky ass!" |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 18, 2014 15:11:44 GMT -5
Don't. He's allowed to talk. Just ignore him if it bothers you.
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