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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 20, 2014 13:59:24 GMT -5
What do you mean "if?" Isn't that how all first conversations go?
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 20, 2014 14:37:34 GMT -5
- Google her phone number, if it's a list number and you can find out where she lives, go there and put your dick through her mail slot A true romantic.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Dec 20, 2014 15:07:37 GMT -5
Arrange to meet in restaurant. Smart place, not too pricey but nice. Dress for the occasion, smart casual. Informal introductions. Pull out her chair for her if she seems the type who likes a gentlemen. Small talk while ordering wine. Wine arrives whilst ordering food and sharing amusing anecdotes. Be sure to ask about her, not just talk about yourself. Food arrives, looks and smells delicious. Suddenly but politely excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Emerge from bathroom two minutes later wearing nothing but urine-stained white y-fronts and ugg boots. Climb the table next to yours and from there do a shooting star press onto your date's chicken caesar salad. Restaurant patron watch in horror. Date exclaims "Oh my god!". You stand up from the broken table covered in bits of broken plate and salad. Respond, "FOOL! I AM GOD!". Flex muscles until the police arrive and escort you from the building.
And that's how you get out of having to do jury duty.
Wait, what was the question?
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 20, 2014 15:07:39 GMT -5
Call her and say some shit like "hey, it's (your name), I just wanted to ask if you'd like to (go out someplace....get some coffee....go see a movie....etc....) with me"
That's all it takes.
Be casual. Be cool.
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 20, 2014 15:35:10 GMT -5
was it 212-479-7990 ?
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Post by Digital Witness on Dec 20, 2014 15:48:52 GMT -5
867-5309 Call me. Such earworm. Very Jenny.
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