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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 23, 2014 19:13:19 GMT -5
I've never encountered any, but I've seen them on tv.
So in case I do, what is the proper etiquette?
Do I just stand and smile?
Do I applaud after each song?
Do I wait until they're finished, and they'll leave on their own?
Do I tip them?
Suckas gots ta know!
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 23, 2014 19:14:10 GMT -5
Ask Mrs Deagle
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 23, 2014 19:29:58 GMT -5
run them over in a hiss tank
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Post by The Tank on Dec 23, 2014 19:31:30 GMT -5
Water balloons.
"But Tank, it's December! The water would freeze!"
Yeah....and?
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 23, 2014 19:46:52 GMT -5
Water balloons. "But Tank, it's December! The water would freeze!" Yeah....and? This is an unreasonable action for carolers and is considered de rigeur. Emily Post's viewpoint says that traditionally, carolers need to have boiling oil poured on them as per the castles in Europe where the trend originated. In modern times, if you can't procure boiling oil, a well-made wax melter can give a nice, large deluge of molten wax onto the carolers to honor this time-honored tradition. Try adding a more wintry, holiday scent and your carolers will appreciate the thought all holiday season.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 19:49:00 GMT -5
Grab a guitar and rock the hell out
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Post by fw91 on Dec 23, 2014 19:54:27 GMT -5
"I don't have a figgy pudding..... Hell, the f*** is a figgy pudding anyway?.......Get of my lawn!!!!!!!!
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 23, 2014 19:59:06 GMT -5
Pretend like you're deaf and don't understand?
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 23, 2014 20:01:11 GMT -5
Tell them begging is illegal and even if they are singing a pleasant song to earn their way, if they don't get off your property in 30 seconds, you'll release the hounds.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 20:07:25 GMT -5
Isn't it obvious?
Bring them some figgy pudding... NOW.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 23, 2014 20:07:41 GMT -5
"Get off my lawn!"
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Dec 23, 2014 20:15:33 GMT -5
Have a sign on the front that says. "f*** off carolers"
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 23, 2014 20:41:14 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 20:57:23 GMT -5
Take it the other way.
Encourage the shit out of them. Call for multiple encores. Invite them in for cider. See how far they're willing to roll with their good cheer schtick.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 23, 2014 20:58:52 GMT -5
Grab a guitar and try to draw some dimes Fixed But that's just me being a Grinch at this time of year.
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 23, 2014 21:10:02 GMT -5
Sixty second head start before opening fire
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 23, 2014 22:21:38 GMT -5
Scare them as you leave your house.
The only downside is that they will sing Father Christmas at you while you collect your debts.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 23:06:27 GMT -5
Give out candy and compliment them on their costumes.
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Post by Andy Martin on Dec 23, 2014 23:12:51 GMT -5
Offer them a hot beverage.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 23, 2014 23:17:56 GMT -5
"GET THE F*** OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!"
*slams the door in their face*
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