Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 24, 2014 22:02:40 GMT -5
"We feast on destruction! We get drunk on slaughter! We get indigestion with mayhem! And we get diarrhea with turmoil! We are THE ASCENSION! Welcome to the Wasteland!"
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 24, 2014 22:07:43 GMT -5
I feel Viktor should yell "tell 'em Hawk".
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
Posts: 16,099
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 24, 2014 22:11:59 GMT -5
"Ooooohhhhh what a gush."
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 22:14:32 GMT -5
We will Ride the Lighting to The Dark Side of the Moon and Kill Em all because we have an unstoppable Appetite For Destruction. We won't stop until we Kill 'Em All and leave the few lucky ones to be alive feeling Paranoid as we bury our victims in Dirt and they Rust in Peace!
We are The Ascension and We Will Rock You!
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 24, 2014 22:15:00 GMT -5
I like/dislike that little dance Viktor does.
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Dec 24, 2014 22:25:58 GMT -5
*Viktor accidentally hits Konnor in the face, knocking him down*
Viktor- I'm so sorry!
Konnor, as he picks himself up and dusts himself off - What the f**k?!
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Dec 24, 2014 22:29:10 GMT -5
We hunger for destruction and feed on pain. So open the diner, we're coming in.
We are......The Ascension!
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Dec 24, 2014 22:36:08 GMT -5
"Raging fire is our priceless toy! Konnor is Alberto Del Rio's employ!"
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 24, 2014 22:46:44 GMT -5
Viktor: We fear no man and all are our targets!
Konnor: Except police, *points at Viktor* that is why he's here!
V: Yeah, that is why I'm here. We also don't beat up people without following the proper HR steps!
K: That is why I was left alone!*
V: We are the Ascension! Welcome to the Wasteland!
K: Just watch your step!
*Yeah I know he was on his own with Ricardo and ADR still there but just play along for the promo. WWE has made worse leaps.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 24, 2014 22:51:10 GMT -5
OOOOOH!
When the gods of the heavens made the Earth, they didn't account for beings like us! We rose from the depths of Hades with no silver spoons in our mouths!
NO!
SILVER!
SPOONS!
We've tasted the bones of the strongest, the flesh of the mightiest, and the fires in our intestines weren't even close to satisfied! Domination and devastation were the names of the tender nipples that fed us the milk of rebirth from the bosom that is complete and total annihilation!
We stared the ancient one Ra right into his eyes when he questioned our allegiance to the beings of the sky, and we spat into his eyes simultaneously! Not because we rebelled against his words, but because we only pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of DEATH!
Only when the celestial bodies of Titan, Pluto, and Uranus align in perfect balance can there be immortals bred into your world, but we willed ourselves into this pathetic realm with no assistance! When you look upon your feeble little body into the mirror that adorns your college dorm bathroom, you see only misery and failure! But when we look into our inner selves with the power of Occlumency, we see the victorious conquerors of a new age!
WE ARE THE ASCENSION!
WELCOME... TO THE WASTELAND!
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