ibdude
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Post by ibdude on Dec 26, 2014 22:08:35 GMT -5
So I made a thread a few days ago about me going on my first online date this Saturday. Well it turns out I won't be going.
I texted the girl about two hours ago to make sure we were still on for tomorrow night. She ended up texting me unintelligible, nonsensical bullshit gibberish to me nonstop. I asked her to stop texting me and she wouldn't stop. I ended up having to cuss her out to make her stop. So now I don't want anything to do with her so I canceled the date and saved myself some money.
I'm starting to think now that she was lying to me about who she said she was. It could've been a dude lol. Oh well, life goes on.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2014 22:12:34 GMT -5
I dropped my cell and the text swiping was picking letters at random
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 26, 2014 22:13:05 GMT -5
Maybe you were just getting butt texted?
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 26, 2014 22:16:57 GMT -5
Call Nev and Max. They'll sort it out.
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ibdude
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Post by ibdude on Dec 26, 2014 22:21:08 GMT -5
I dropped my cell and the text swiping was picking letters at random Maybe you were just getting butt texted? Well if that was the case I cussed her out so there's no going back. I've never heard of phones doing that.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 26, 2014 23:09:41 GMT -5
Doesn't sound like a catfish, sounds like you avoided someone who is batshit insane.
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ibdude
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Post by ibdude on Dec 26, 2014 23:16:01 GMT -5
Doesn't sound like a catfish, sounds like you avoided someone who is batshit insane. That might be the case too lol.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 23:41:01 GMT -5
YOU'LL FREE THE MOAN CASUAL PAINT A BROAD TOMB OF SANDALS IN THE SANDERTON JAIMES MESHUTYKAHSYEETOAH
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 26, 2014 23:57:14 GMT -5
I dropped my cell and the text swiping was picking letters at random Maybe you were just getting butt texted? Well if that was the case I cussed her out so there's no going back. I've never heard of phones doing that. I got a sprawl of gibberish from someone before and their excuse was butt texting... so it does happen occasionally... not nearly as often as butt dialing I would imagine but it does.
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Juice
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Post by Juice on Dec 27, 2014 0:00:51 GMT -5
Was it gibberish or nonsensical clearly f***ing with you texts? Butt texting exists. I do it frequently.
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ibdude
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Post by ibdude on Dec 27, 2014 0:05:02 GMT -5
Was it gibberish or nonsensical clearly f***ing with you texts? Butt texting exists. I do it frequently. I really don't know what the hell it was because she did text me some things that made sense. This is some crazy shit. I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch.
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ibdude
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Post by ibdude on Dec 27, 2014 0:06:51 GMT -5
YOU'LL FREE THE MOAN CASUAL PAINT A BROAD TOMB OF SANDALS IN THE SANDERTON JAIMES MESHUTYKAHSYEETOAH That sounds kinda like something she texted me.
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Juice
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Post by Juice on Dec 27, 2014 0:09:45 GMT -5
Odds are you were being f***ed with at some point. IF you weren't you may be passing up the greatest sexual opportunity of your life though. Crazy chicks are the best.
I would keep at it, if it were me. But I dig crazy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 0:09:53 GMT -5
Swerve: the "gibberish" was her native tongue's variant of "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?", and when you didn't respond, she slowly started to pine and disappear like Echo and Narcissus in Greek mythology, screwing up her texting because she could no longer see her own thumbs. By the time you cussed her out it was already too late.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 27, 2014 0:45:10 GMT -5
Odds are you were being f***ed with at some point. IF you weren't you may be passing up the greatest sexual opportunity of your life though. Crazy chicks are the best. I would keep at it, if it were me. But I dig crazy. Hey, Phil!
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 27, 2014 1:11:29 GMT -5
Don't cuss ém out, save face.
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Mackenzie Gorn
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Dec 27, 2014 2:21:13 GMT -5
......That's not catfishing. That's assuming things to justify.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 27, 2014 2:25:16 GMT -5
Was it gibberish or nonsensical clearly f***ing with you texts? Butt texting exists. I do it frequently. I really don't know what the hell it was because she did text me some things that made sense. This is some crazy shit. I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. Swig of water for the datin' man..
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 3:55:19 GMT -5
You weren't supposed to find out til i had your credit card numbers.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2014 4:21:46 GMT -5
She had trouble using her phone because her barbels kept hitting the touchscreen and the virtual keypad.
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