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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 28, 2014 13:37:00 GMT -5
To me there are three people you don't date. Your friend's sibling, your friend's exes, and roommates to many complications for each one Add sibling's friend to this one!
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 28, 2014 13:39:07 GMT -5
Ever notice how every advice thread on FAN goes the same way?
I need advice!
Have some advice!
I did the opposite of that! It didn't work!
*disturbing debate*
*locked thread*
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 28, 2014 13:41:02 GMT -5
To me there are three people you don't date. Your friend's sibling, your friend's exes, and roommates to many complications for each one Add sibling's friend to this one! Also, probably shouldn't date your siblings.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 28, 2014 13:42:22 GMT -5
To me there are three people you don't date. Your friend's sibling, your friend's exes, and roommates to many complications for each one And as FAN's favorite Hawk can attest, dating your co-workers never pans out well either.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 28, 2014 13:43:11 GMT -5
Add sibling's friend to this one! Also, probably shouldn't date your siblings. Yes probably.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 28, 2014 13:56:59 GMT -5
To me there are three people you don't date. Your friend's sibling, your friend's exes, and roommates to many complications for each one And as FAN's favorite Hawk can attest, dating your co-workers never pans out well either. Nobody told Big Dave that
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 28, 2014 14:23:02 GMT -5
And as FAN's favorite Hawk can attest, dating your co-workers never pans out well either. Nobody told Big Dave that STOOP THAT LOW!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 14:46:43 GMT -5
Ever notice how every advice thread on FAN goes the same way? I need advice! Have some advice! I did the opposite of that! It didn't work! *disturbing debate* *locked thread* A lot of times taking the advice doesn't work either, but in this case, I don't think it had any chance. Asking someone out when they don't demonstrate mutual interest beforehand is usually not a good idea. Usually, if someone is up for a date, they'll make it really obvious. If they don't, there's no point risking what can be a healthy friendship (or in this case, economic partnership).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 14:48:41 GMT -5
What we've learned today is that Bill Cosby is still some of America's Dad.
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 28, 2014 15:24:57 GMT -5
Ever notice how every advice thread on FAN goes the same way? I need advice! Have some advice! I did the opposite of that! It didn't work! *disturbing debate* *locked thread* For those of us that have been here for awhile, there is a step early on there where we make popcorn, pop the top off of a cold one, then we sit back and enjoy the show.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 16:35:53 GMT -5
Ever notice how every advice thread on FAN goes the same way? I need advice! Have some advice! I did the opposite of that! It didn't work! *disturbing debate* *locked thread* This might be one of the most important posts in FAN's history. When the next inevitable controversial advice thread happens, this post needs to be quoted.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 28, 2014 17:15:49 GMT -5
Ever notice how every advice thread on FAN goes the same way? I need advice! Have some advice! I did the opposite of that! It didn't work! *disturbing debate* *locked thread* This is usually followed 2 months later by: I need advice again on the same topic!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 28, 2014 17:41:26 GMT -5
To me there are three people you don't date. Your friend's sibling, your friend's exes, and roommates to many complications for each one Add sibling's friend to this one! And sibling's ex. Can't count how many girls compared my brother and I in different categories. Actually, I can. 6.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 28, 2014 18:43:22 GMT -5
Add sibling's friend to this one! Also, probably shouldn't date your siblings. what if you're a Targaryen?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 28, 2014 18:46:18 GMT -5
Also, probably shouldn't date your siblings. what if you're a Targaryen? Or a Lannister, I guess. And those Greyjoys kinda- You know what, nobility in Westeros, have at it, I guess.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 28, 2014 22:10:57 GMT -5
I never understood why people would have roommates of the opposite sex. I'd totally fall for them as well. Assuming that this is a college roommate and not some weird living arrangement, don't they just kinda pair you with someone? I think you can specify whether you want a co-ed roommate when you sign up (that's how it is here at least), but it was probably just who they matched the OP up with.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 28, 2014 22:48:58 GMT -5
Alright OP, here's my advice on how to salvage this:
First, when she gets home make sure yous trip nude and walk around the place with your stuff hanging out. First scenario is that she likes what she sees and falls for you instantly, ensuring several nights of hot passionate sex.
Second scenario is that she freaks out and demands an explanation. You tell her that this is your home and you can walk around naked all damn day. She will say "well how would you like it I stripped naked and walked around?" To which you reply "Go ahead!" She will of coarse be forced to comply, thus you will experience the sight of your crush getting naked in front of you. After several hours of being turned on by the sight of each other, you will both realize your true feelings for each other and engage, ocne again in a lifetime of amazing guilt-free sex.
It's a win-win situation my friend.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 29, 2014 2:13:41 GMT -5
All right, I got a couple of ideas to salvage your situation
Say that: -your phone was hacked -your cat stepped on your phone, which created the text you sent out -the phone was hacked by your cat -it was your evil twin -it was your cat's evil twin that's a phone hacker
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 29, 2014 2:43:16 GMT -5
You really should have waited for the season finale or at least February sweeps for this.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 29, 2014 3:11:31 GMT -5
FAN and female/relationship issues never ends well. It would be amusing if it weren't so weird. I'll interject with a fun story of female advice. About 5 years ago now, this guy (newly married at the time or not quite yet, I can't recall) I work with it got it in his head, he was gonna take vacation to watch the Canadian Olympic Hockey Team play on TV. He didn't want to be working nights while the game was on, so he was gonna take all of the Olympics off to make sure he didn't miss what could be a huge home ice win for Canada. Another guy we were working with said, "Take it from the married guy, better check with the wife on that". About an hour later....... "WELL f***!!!! IT'S MY VACATION!! I WORKED FOR IT!!!! I CAN USE IT HOW I WANT!!! WELL f***!!!" It's more amusing if you know the guy, but yeah, he was screaming into the phone at his wife about maybe taking two weeks off to watch hockey wasn't the best of ideas.
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