Would a Big Show / Tommy Dreamer Feud...

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... be like that I Am Weasel episode where the world gets drowned in everyone's tears?


_{Also, looking it up, did you know that show ran for like 80 episodes? I thought it was ten or so.}

[aliciafoxfan]

Are they gonna feud over who gets the leftovers in catering?

[mizerable]

Anyone ever see that movie My Name is Nobody? Remember that scene where he kicks that guys ass with the little wooden pillar thing, continuously hitting him, then proceeded to catch his falling body, only to prop it back up so he could hit him again?

That's the match I would want here. Big Show hits the knock out punch, but proceeds to cradle Dreamer back up before he can fall, only to allow him to stagger continuously around before Big Show hit him again. Give em 4 minutes. Once Big Show is done playing around, he does the cocky pin only using his baby toe to cover Dreamer's body. He also demands a 5 count. Big Show wins. Flawless victory.

[Blindkarevik]

If Ric Flair became the special referee, we'd have to start finding two of every animal like now!

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Dec 30, 2014 16:51:41 GMT -5 Blindkarevik said:

If Ric Flair became the special referee, we'd have to start finding two of every animal like now!

If you have Mark Henry in there too there might be so much water that space drowns as well.

[tigermaskxxxvii]

Dec 30, 2014 16:56:24 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Dec 30, 2014 16:51:41 GMT -5 Blindkarevik said:

If Ric Flair became the special referee, we'd have to start finding two of every animal like now!

If you have Mark Henry in there too there might be so much water that space drowns as well.

And then Bret "Hitman" Hart comes to the ring while highlights of his matches play on the titantron and everyone really loses their shit!

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Dec 30, 2014 16:51:41 GMT -5 Blindkarevik said:

If Ric Flair became the special referee, we'd have to start finding two of every animal like now!

Mike Rotunda would have to pilot that ark, as he was a boat captain.

[FinalGwen]

Dec 30, 2014 17:11:03 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Dec 30, 2014 16:51:41 GMT -5 Blindkarevik said:

If Ric Flair became the special referee, we'd have to start finding two of every animal like now!

Mike Rotunda would have to pilot that ark, as he was a boat captain.

Or one of his sons. Bo-ah's Ark?

[Tony Schiavontay]

Dec 30, 2014 17:11:03 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Dec 30, 2014 16:51:41 GMT -5 Blindkarevik said:

If Ric Flair became the special referee, we'd have to start finding two of every animal like now!

Mike Rotunda would have to pilot that ark, as he was a boat captain.

Barry Darsow will be getting the boat for them through his repo job. Unfortunately he'll have to decline the offer as he'll be competing in a golf tournament that weekend.

[JoDaNa1281]

Their promo segments would basically be 2 minutes of talking, then the next 10-15 minutes crying.


Also, Dreamer would mention ECW a lot, while Show would turn face/heel no less than 10, 11 times during the feud.

[JCBaggee]

Sorry, what? I fell asleep reading the thread title.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Dec 31, 2014 2:46:38 GMT -5 JoDaNa1281 said:

Their promo segments would basically be 2 minutes of talking, then the next 10-15 minutes crying.


Also, Dreamer would mention ECW a lot, while Show would turn face/heel no less than 10, 11 times during the feud.

Meanwhile, everyone in the back is pissed off because catering is out of everything.

[Push R Truth]

A Big Show/Tommy Dreamer Box-Of-Donuts-On-A-Pole Match would be a bloodbath

[Allie Kitsune]

It would be like Cody Rhodes with the Big Show "WRESTLEMANIA WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" videos, only it'd be a video of Tommy getting his ass kicked by the lowly Zack Ryder.

And then Show would proceed to tear Tommy's arms off and beat him over the head with them.

All while shouting "YOU STILL SUCK, DREAMER!"

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Dec 31, 2014 7:41:04 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

A Big Show/Tommy Dreamer Box-Of-Donuts-On-A-Pole Match would be a bloodbath

I think half the arena would end up eaten.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

They would have to go on last, otherwise the ring would become too slick because of all the pizza grease.

[Allie Kitsune]

Honestly, I don't see it lasting long.

Matt Hardy would run in to broker peace between them and they'd become a new Trio faction called "Hungry Hungry Hippos".

And then get sued into oblivion by Hasbro.

It would end with then becoming a "Surprise Entry" team at CHIKARA KoT and getting booed out of the building in the second round.

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Dec 31, 2014 2:46:38 GMT -5 JoDaNa1281 said:

Their promo segments would basically be 2 minutes of talking, then the next 10-15 minutes crying.


Also, Dreamer would mention ECW a lot, while Show would turn face/heel no less than 10, 11 times during the feud.

Not in the feud, but in one segment.

[A Platypus Rave]

Dec 31, 2014 7:41:04 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

A Big Show/Tommy Dreamer Box-Of-Donuts-On-A-Pole Match would be a bloodbath

Ok that literally just made me spit my water everywhere... well done sir.