Hanzo
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Post by Hanzo on Jan 4, 2015 8:10:52 GMT -5
That's what everybody thought last year!And look what happened!  But we've heard it all before... There's no way Brock Lesnar will beat Triple H! And Brock Lesnar won't beat "The Best in the World" CM Punk! And there's absolutely no chance that Brock Lesnar will walk out of Summerslam 2014 as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! And somehow WrestleMania 31 is going to be any different?! Whether it's Thanos Reigns Roman Reigns, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, or Bray Wyatt... They will all fall to BROCK LESNAR! Unless one of them uses the steel steps, but we won't get into that.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 4, 2015 8:13:05 GMT -5
I actually wouldn't be livid about it if Brock won at Mania. He's awesome, and what a moment
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Post by Boo! on Jan 4, 2015 8:18:24 GMT -5
He might win but it's WWE. Long-ass heel WWE champ run (long for this era anyway) heading to WM....and retains?
I'd say the odds were stacked against it.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 4, 2015 8:20:16 GMT -5
Who thought Brock was losing to CM Punk?
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Jan 4, 2015 8:31:42 GMT -5
Who thought Brock was losing to CM Punk? No one. |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 4, 2015 9:07:24 GMT -5
Brock: I said why you doin' this?
IWC: Because you can't win, Brock! This guy will kill you to death inside of three rounds!
Brock: You're crazy.
IWC: What else is new?
Brock: He's just another fighter.
IWC: No, he ain't just another fighter! This guy is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since you won that belt.
Brock: What are you talkin' about? I had two title defenses.
IWC: That was easy.
Brock: What you mean, "easy"?
IWC: They was hand-picked!
Bork: Setups?
IWC: Nah, they wasn't setups. They was good fighters, but they wasn't killers like this guy. He'll knock you into tomorrow, Brock!
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 4, 2015 9:10:00 GMT -5
In other news I want Bork to hold the title for another few years but just with a better contract $$$.  |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 4, 2015 9:17:21 GMT -5
Who thought Brock was losing to CM Punk? Brock's character wasn't booked to be the SNK boss he is now back in 2013, so I wouldn't have been shocked. |
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Post by tms on Jan 4, 2015 9:17:45 GMT -5
True, Brock did beat Triple H in their first match. He then inexplicably was made to look like Triple H's bitch in their other matches. To this day that blows my mind just as much (if not more) than Punk losing to him following Summer of Punk. What a waste of a year of his contract that was.
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Post by What? on Jan 4, 2015 9:20:11 GMT -5
Brock: I said why you doin' this? IWC: Because you can't win, Brock! This guy will kill you to death inside of three rounds! Brock: You're crazy. IWC: What else is new? Brock: He's just another fighter. IWC: No, he ain't just another fighter! This guy is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since you won that belt. Brock: What are you talkin' about? I had two title defenses. IWC: That was easy. Brock: What you mean, "easy"? IWC: They was hand-picked! Bork: Setups? IWC: Nah, they wasn't setups. They was good fighters, but they wasn't killers like this guy. He'll knock you into tomorrow, Brock! Heyman: Listen, I don't like to hear much of what comes out of people's mouths, and I don't like soft-talkin' moments. - Brock: That's for sure. - Heyman: But I just wanna tell ya one thing. - That I'm proud of ya. - Brock: Well, thanks a lot. Heyman: That's all right, kid. Let's get outta here. Brock: Hey, Paul. What do you think we're gonna do when it's all over? Heyman: I don't know. Maybe join up with a circus. Brock: Yeah, maybe. All right, let's get out. Brock rhymes with Rock...Heyman and Mickey are Jewish. It works! |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 4, 2015 9:22:17 GMT -5
Brock: I said why you doin' this? IWC: Because you can't win, Brock! This guy will kill you to death inside of three rounds! Brock: You're crazy. IWC: What else is new? Brock: He's just another fighter. IWC: No, he ain't just another fighter! This guy is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since you won that belt. Brock: What are you talkin' about? I had two title defenses. IWC: That was easy. Brock: What you mean, "easy"? IWC: They was hand-picked! Bork: Setups? IWC: Nah, they wasn't setups. They was good fighters, but they wasn't killers like this guy. He'll knock you into tomorrow, Brock! Heyman: Listen, I don't like to hear much of what comes out of people's mouths, and I don't like soft-talkin' moments. - Brock: That's for sure. - Heyman: But I just wanna tell ya one thing. - That I'm proud of ya. - Brock: Well, thanks a lot. Heyman: That's all right, kid. Let's get outta here. Brock: Hey, Paul. What do you think we're gonna do when it's all over? Heyman: I don't know. Maybe join up with a circus. Brock: Yeah, maybe. All right, let's get out. Brock rhymes with Rock...Heyman and Mickey are Jewish. It works! Excellent! |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 4, 2015 9:25:55 GMT -5
I am enjoying these
Heyman: You know, kid, I know how you feel about this fight that's comin' up, because I was young once too. And I tell you somethin': Well, if you wasn't here, I probably wouldn't be in the WWE today. The fact that you're here and doin' as well as you're doin' gives me, what do you call it, a "motivization," huh, to stay alive? 'Cause I think that people die sometimes when they don't wanna live no more.
Brock: Nature's smarter than people think.
Heyman: And nature is smarter than people think. Little by little, we lose our friends, we lose everything. We keep losing and losing till we say, you know, "What the hell am I livin' around here for? I got no reason to go on." But with you, kid, boy, I got a reason to go on. And I'm gonna stay alive, and I will watch you make good.
Brock: And I'll never leave you.
Heyman: And I'll never leave you until that happens. 'Cause when I leave you, you'll not only know how to fight, you'll be able to take care of yourself outside the ring too. Is that okay, Bork?
Bork: It's 'Brock'.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2015 9:37:26 GMT -5
To add drama, there should be segments featuring Jimmy John's threatening to stop sponsoring Brock if he loses at Wrestlemania.
Then show him backstage holding a pair of his Jimmy Johns shorts looking down at them, as a single tear rolls down his cheek and "How could this happen to me?" by Simple Plan pays.
In fact, have him look at the camera, suddenly transform so he's wearing tight jeans, a wallet chain, and a wig with huge bangs and sing the whole song.
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 4, 2015 9:39:04 GMT -5
True, Brock did beat Triple H in their first match. He then inexplicably was made to look like Triple H's bitch in their other matches. To this day that blows my mind just as much (if not more) than Punk losing to him following Summer of Punk. What a waste of a year of his contract that was. It annoys me as well. Still look at it like this. Since returning, Brock has wins over Triple H, CM Punk, Big Show, Undertaker and Cena. |
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Post by paulbearer on Jan 4, 2015 10:25:56 GMT -5
Mean Gene : So , Brock....any predictions regarding your WM match ?
Brock (dressed in bowling shirt & shorts) : Duh , winning !
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Post by mizzziggler on Jan 4, 2015 10:32:39 GMT -5
He's going to win. I think two years from now, he will still be the champ.
#Sucks
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 4, 2015 10:40:26 GMT -5
He's going to win. I think two years from now, he will still be the champ. #Sucks In two years he'll still be the....UFC champ! BELLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT |
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Post by mizzziggler on Jan 4, 2015 10:47:23 GMT -5
He's going to win. I think two years from now, he will still be the champ. #Sucks In two years he'll still be the....UFC champ! BELLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT One can dream, amirite? |
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jan 4, 2015 10:51:07 GMT -5
It'd never happen, but if they had Lesnar tear through Roman Reigns Cena SummerSlam style, I think the audience might be quieter than after the Taker loss.
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Post by BRV on Jan 4, 2015 11:08:46 GMT -5
I can't even begin to explain to you how badly I want Daniel Bryan to win the Royal Rumble match, then just get absolutely pummeled by Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania.
Lesnar's reign has been a total failure to this point. Since winning the championship at SummerSlam, he's 0-1, with that one match at Night of Champions looking as though he was about to lose to John Cena until Seth Rollins showed up. Then, whenever he returns, he looks like a chump, either picking the bones of an already-downed John Cena or bailing out of the ring last Monday night because "now's not that time" or whatever Paul Heyman said.
Look, to salvage this putrid reign, Lesnar needs to demolish Cena at the Royal Rumble. It needs to be more of a squash than their SummerSlam match, if that's even possible. Then, he can rip apart some other challenger at Fast Lane in February. Then, our returning hero, the hope of the WWE fans, Daniel Bryan, finally gets the chance to meet the beast at WrestleMania. It's a true David vs. Goliath showdown. But unlike the fable, this one should end with Goliath mauling David and just picking him apart limb from limb.
If we want to go all the way with Lesnar's championship reign and make it actually matter, not seem like it matters, he needs to retain at WrestleMania, and he needs to do it by stomping out all of our dreams and mashing Daniel Bryan's bones to make his bread.
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