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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 10, 2015 2:51:46 GMT -5
I green lit the movie North. I'm so sorry!
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Johnny
Don Corleone
Achievement Unlocked: TLDR - Read the longest post in board history.
Posts: 1,671
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Post by Johnny on Jan 10, 2015 8:04:02 GMT -5
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Jan 10, 2015 10:38:57 GMT -5
Joined FAN
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,928
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 10, 2015 10:44:08 GMT -5
Vomited.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 10, 2015 10:58:11 GMT -5
I once speared a traffic island and nearly knocked myself out.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 10, 2015 11:04:31 GMT -5
lived about a year and a half of my life
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Post by edgestar on Jan 10, 2015 11:58:35 GMT -5
I've only been drunk once, and I laughed the whole night.  |
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jan 10, 2015 12:08:47 GMT -5
Wrote a couple of children's stories. One was about a duckling who lost her "courage" so her friends try to help her find it. The other was "Hello, I Am a Pollywog!"
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jan 10, 2015 12:19:52 GMT -5
I solved the Goldbach conjecture.
Just kidding, I don't drink.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2015 12:36:50 GMT -5
fell 2 flights of stairs face first on concrete...bleeding on the brain and was in a coma for 8 hours...
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,469
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 10, 2015 12:43:26 GMT -5
An ass out of myself.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 10, 2015 13:14:09 GMT -5
I made out with a Mafioso's daughter once.
After a day of drinking with my friends, we came across her and her friends in a bar. She and I hit it off (apparently) and we spent an hour snogging on the hood of my car in the parking lot. The next day my friends told me that it would be...um...against my best interests...to pursue a relationship with her. To date her would require her father's approval and I was not of the right...um...ethnic background.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
Posts: 8,139
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 10, 2015 14:02:21 GMT -5
I don't think the internet has enough bandwidth.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Jan 10, 2015 14:37:24 GMT -5
Sat on and broke a pair of glasses.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 10, 2015 15:50:49 GMT -5
Kissed my boss on the cheek. A boss that I hated.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 10, 2015 15:55:12 GMT -5
I once speared a traffic island and nearly knocked myself out. You're Roman Reigns aren't you? |
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 10, 2015 16:16:41 GMT -5
I once speared a traffic island and nearly knocked myself out. You're Roman Reigns aren't you? For a few seconds I did until reality crashed into my head. |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 10, 2015 21:55:53 GMT -5
One time I was at a urinal and was using my thumbs to hold down the waist band of my underwear. At some point the waist band rolls under my thumbs to return back to its rightful place and it took me a second to realize this before I pulled it back down. It's one thing to be so drunk you piss yourself. It's quite another to be so drunk that you piss yourself while standing at a urinal!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,362
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Post by bob on Jan 10, 2015 21:59:06 GMT -5
I've got a couple of interesting things I could share........
I was once so drunk at a friends high school graduation party that I said the hell with it and went to the bathroom in the street
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 10, 2015 22:01:04 GMT -5
Posted.
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