triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
Posts: 14,074
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 10, 2015 22:02:14 GMT -5
I don't think the internet has enough bandwidth. This essentially. Although a highlight includes chasing my friends around the house we rent with my donger out. It's completely embarrassing, but because I'm pretty immature, I think it's a little funny.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 10, 2015 22:34:10 GMT -5
A friend took three of us on his powerboat to a bar a few towns down the coast. A few hours later we were sailing home and I decided to jump off the boat and swim home.of course I was so drunk I could barely keep my head above water. Fortunately my friends circled back and fished me out of the bay before I could drown.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 10, 2015 22:51:25 GMT -5
Stuck an ostrich feather in the seat of my pants and then sang a song about goblins.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 10, 2015 23:00:56 GMT -5
Wrote "Finnegans Wake."
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
Posts: 11,089
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 11, 2015 0:06:17 GMT -5
I used to online shop when I got home from the bar.
I never bought anything super egregious, but I was spending too much money on needless shit. I bought that hot pink Everton away shirt from like five years ago for no other reason than to spite my buddy who supports Liverpool.
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
Posts: 6,304
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 11, 2015 0:11:46 GMT -5
I shopped at Wal-Mart.
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
Posts: 14,074
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 11, 2015 0:18:06 GMT -5
You need to stop drinking.
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Post by revolver86 on Jan 11, 2015 1:00:44 GMT -5
I live in a basement apartment with radiant heat pipes along the ceiling. Of course one night I tried to crawl on them like Spiderman, then feel ass-first through my table, wrestling style. My tail bone was f***ed for two months. I also tried to hang myself on said pipes, over the summer. I'm drunk more often than not.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 11, 2015 1:10:17 GMT -5
Stuck an ostrich feather in the seat of my pants and then sang a song about goblins. Great booze-up, Edmund!!!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jan 11, 2015 11:35:57 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 14, 2015 17:59:52 GMT -5
The smell must have been fantastic!
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