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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 13, 2015 21:13:37 GMT -5
radio.com/2015/01/12/riff-raff-prom-date-price/Okay, it is easy to look at RiFF RAFF‘s scheme to get a high school senior of at least 18 years of age to take him to prom for $28,000 as a scheme for both publicity and quick cash. But to view things through this lens is to deny the tangible benefits of taking RiFF RAFF to prom. For one, you are almost guaranteed to win prom king and queen with the rapper as your date, an honor that you can cherish dearly for all the rest of your days, especially once the realization that you essentially bought the title fades. Then there are the qualified perks. You will go to prom in a Lamborghini. You will stay at the best hotel penthouse in town. You’ll get a week of promotion on RiFF RAFF’s social media, which is pretty much priceless. So, Riff raff, is a rapper, who turns 33 in a couple of weeks, and imagine the chance for your daughter to go to prom with him AND stay in the best penthouse in town. HOLLA
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 13, 2015 21:15:24 GMT -5
Cleo's gonna be upset.
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 13, 2015 21:16:02 GMT -5
Nothing against Riff Raff as a person, but if you were going to pay that much to go to prom with a celebrity, wouldn't you want it to be a celebrity that people are familiar with?
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Post by MC Blowfish on Jan 13, 2015 21:16:34 GMT -5
I can't say I've ever heard any of his music, but he's one weird looking dude.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 13, 2015 21:50:15 GMT -5
Who? Grr you kids today. Back in my day Riff Raff was the butler in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Post by fortknox on Jan 13, 2015 22:10:31 GMT -5
Who? Grr you kids today. Back in my day Riff Raff was the butler in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And in my day Riff Raff was the leader of The Cadillac Cats. |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 13, 2015 22:13:39 GMT -5
Who? Grr you kids today. Back in my day Riff Raff was the butler in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah that's what I thought too, did Richard O'Brian's Rocky Horror residuals finally run out and he is forced to become an escort to make ends meet? (With the one main condition the band or DJ has to play Time Warp at the end of the evening.) |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 13, 2015 22:34:37 GMT -5
Who? Grr you kids today. Back in my day Riff Raff was the butler in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah that's what I thought too, did Richard O'Brian's Rocky Horror residuals finally run out and he is forced to become an escort to make ends meet? (With the one main condition the band or DJ has to play Time Warp at the end of the evening.) YOU'RE LUCKY I'M LUCKY WE'RE ALL LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 13, 2015 22:45:35 GMT -5
Are proms allowed to serve drank?
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Post by Jiren on Jan 14, 2015 0:17:36 GMT -5
Didn't Ric Flair do this for a while?
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Post by suave on Jan 14, 2015 0:41:33 GMT -5
Riff Raff is a legend.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 14, 2015 1:34:35 GMT -5
I've never actually wished to be back in high school until this moment. I just hope when I get married I can pay Riff Raff to be my date.
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Post by Danimal on Jan 14, 2015 2:06:12 GMT -5
Who? Grr you kids today. Back in my day Riff Raff was the butler in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah that's what I thought too, did Richard O'Brian's Rocky Horror residuals finally run out and he is forced to become an escort to make ends meet? (With the one main condition the band or DJ has to play Time Warp at the end of the evening.) I was wondering what 18yr old was going to come up with that kind of jack to go to prom with an old guy from a cult-favorite that came-out forty years ago. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 14, 2015 9:04:00 GMT -5
Better him than Heathcliff.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 14, 2015 12:36:27 GMT -5
Better him than Heathcliff. Man, I love this post so hard. Hector, Wordsworth and Mongo also approve. Also, this sounds to me like nothing more than "Hey, I'm Riff Raff!!! Pay me $28,000 to drive you to prom and then have sex with you in a penthouse suite! Over 18 only!" |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 14, 2015 16:42:52 GMT -5
RiFF RAFF sounds like a character from Salute Your Shorts. Like if they couldn't come to terms for a new contract for Budnick and had to cast a new tough kid/scam artist/bully/frenemy for the other campers.
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Post by chazraps on Jan 14, 2015 19:22:08 GMT -5
Nothing against Riff Raff as a person, but if you were going to pay that much to go to prom with a celebrity, wouldn't you want it to be a celebrity that people are familiar with? |
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 14, 2015 19:43:16 GMT -5
Will he dance the Time Warp with me?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 14, 2015 20:04:37 GMT -5
Who? Grr you kids today. Back in my day Riff Raff was the butler in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And in my day Riff Raff was the leader of The Cadillac Cats. Back in my day Riff Raff were just words in a song in Aladdin. Riffraff, street rat I don't buy that If only they'd look closer Would they see a poor boy? No, siree They'd find out There's so much more to me. |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 14, 2015 20:08:07 GMT -5
Will he dance the Time Warp with me? Since the chorus goes "Let's do the Time Warp, again!", then I would assume he'd do it at least twice! |
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