NASCAR driver believes his ex girlfriend is an assassin.

[ToyfareMark]

Turnin' left ain't what it used to be...

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NASCAR driver Kurt Busch believes his former girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, is a trained assassin.

Busch delivered testimony in court Tuesday, appearing in accordance with a no-contact request made by Driscoll.

"Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," said Busch of his ex-girlfriend's purported double life, per The Associated Press, via ESPN.com.

According to the AP report, a decision on the case is expected to be made by the end of the month or in the beginning of February. Driscoll denied the assassin allegations, stating that Busch's attorney, Rusty Hardin, couldn't possibly believe them himself:

"These statements made about being a trained assassin, hired killer, are ludicrous and without basis and are an attempt to destroy my credibility. Not even Rusty Hardin believes this. I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years."

Among the claims Busch made about Driscoll on Tuesday was that she asserted a female character in the film Zero Dark Thirty was based on her and other similar people. Busch has also testified that Driscoll showed him pictures of dead bodies, among other stories that fed the notion she was a contract killer.

In addition to the protective-order hearing, Busch and Driscoll will be entrenched in another legal battle regarding Busch's alleged domestic assault of Driscoll, which he's denied doing.

Busch finished 12th in the NASCAR Sprint Cup standings this past season in his maiden year with Stewart-Haas Racing.

Get your Assassin's Creed jokes ready.

[Burst]

I've been following this situation for a while, and let me just say, she's come off as crazy enough that I'm inclined to believe him, especially with her, um, interesting background.

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Jan 14, 2015 3:16:59 GMT -5 Burst said:

I've been following this situation for a while, and let me just say, she's come off as crazy enough that I'm inclined to believe him, especially with her, um, interesting background.

It's one of those things where, if he's wrong, it's not a really big deal. He's paranoid and she's not an assassin. It blows over and everyone's ok.

But, if he's right, it's like "HOLY BALLS! SHE'S AN ASSASSIN!" And then it's a big deal.

[Display Name]

Jan 14, 2015 3:16:59 GMT -5 Burst said:

I've been following this situation for a while, and let me just say, she's come off as crazy enough that I'm inclined to believe him, especially with her, um, interesting background.

Fill us in on her interesting background,please?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Are you an assassin? The horror....the horror

[Burst]

Jan 14, 2015 4:10:14 GMT -5 Display Name said:

Fill us in on her interesting background,please?

Driscoll has an interesting background that makes Busch's assassin claims seem at least vaguely plausible. One of her jobs is as the president of the Armed Forces Foundation, a non-profit that seeks to improve the health of military service members. But she's also the owner of a defense contractor called Frontline Defense Systems that provides military equipment to the government and private companies.

There is a kind of insane video on YouTube titled "Pocket Commando," that is a reality TV-style mini-documentary about Driscoll's life—it's unclear if Driscoll commissioned the video or why it was shot. In the video she dresses her kid up head-to-toe in war gear and says she is "commando mommy" as far as he is concerned, she goes to a gun range, an employee of hers (at the AFF) says one of her nicknames is Baby Rambo, and other employees rip her naked out of bed at a NASCAR event.

deadspin.com/kurt-busch-testimony-my-ex-girlfriend-is-a-trained-ass-1679380690/+ballaban

[ToyfareMark]

She's pretty hot too lol.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Is outing a trained assassin a real good idea?

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Jan 14, 2015 8:10:39 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Is outing a trained assassin a real good idea?

It's not. Any rival or nemesis Assassins of hers will murder the NASCAR driver to make it look like she did it!

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Jan 14, 2015 7:02:27 GMT -5 ToyfareMark said:

She's pretty hot too lol.

It's a rule or something that all assassins have to be sexy, even the dudes.

[Mutant Couch]

Jan 14, 2015 12:39:10 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Jan 14, 2015 7:02:27 GMT -5 ToyfareMark said:

She's pretty hot too lol.

It's a rule or something that all assassins have to be sexy, even the dudes.

Truth. Just look at Chuck Barris. He knew what he was doing when he left his collar undone. 

[Ganon83]

She says that Busch is using this from a script that she has shopped around to movie companies.
If that was the case, why not bring it to the hearing as evidence?

And to add to all of this, before the holidays when the started the process, Busch testified that she woke him up in the motorhome, where the incident supposedly took place, and told him to explain to her son why he can't see him again.
While Busch was in the nude.
As an aspiring journalist in racing, I can already tell you this is going to be a black eye on the sport, whichever way this goes.

[Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen]

I would just like to point out that his lawyer's name is Rusty Hardin. Only a NASCAR driver would have a lawyer named Rusty Hardin.

[Some Guy]

Jan 14, 2015 14:17:13 GMT -5 Ganon83 said:

She says that Busch is using this from a script that she has shopped around to movie companies.
If that was the case, why not bring it to the hearing as evidence?

And to add to all of this, before the holidays when the started the process, Busch testified that she woke him up in the motorhome, where the incident supposedly took place, and told him to explain to her son why he can't see him again.
While Busch was in the nude.
As an aspiring journalist in racing, I can already tell you this is going to be a black eye on the sport, whichever way this goes.

Tony Stewart killed a dude on the track last year. This is just a whimsical Wednesday.

[Deleted]

The title made me think I was existing with in a sequel to Talladega Nights.

[Mayonnaise]

Jan 14, 2015 3:16:59 GMT -5 Burst said:

I've been following this situation for a while, and let me just say, she's come off as crazy enough that I'm inclined to believe him, especially with her, um, interesting background.

She does have an interesting background but I wouldn't exactly call her crazy, especially when the story involves Kurt Busch. I stay shocked NASCAR allows him on the track.

Jan 14, 2015 15:17:37 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen said:

I would just like to point out that his lawyer's name is Rusty Hardin. Only a NASCAR driver would have a lawyer named Rusty Hardin.

He's huge in the sports world (at least in Texas). He's repping Adrian Peterson right now and has been the lawyer for 8 or 9 others here as well.

[suave]

Jan 14, 2015 15:17:37 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen said:

I would just like to point out that his lawyer's name is Rusty Hardin. Only a NASCAR driver would have a lawyer named Rusty Hardin.

Rusty Hardon would be the greatest porn name ever

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