Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jan 20, 2015 9:58:32 GMT -5
I'd go with Mysterio, the way he so clearly needs help from his opponent with nearly every move.
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Post by Instant Classic on Jan 20, 2015 10:04:39 GMT -5
El Tortio
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 20, 2015 10:31:23 GMT -5
John Cena leaping into the ring at the count of 9 and immediately collapsing in the middle didn't help things last night.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 20, 2015 10:32:51 GMT -5
Fakor, who is John Cena with blue skin.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 10:33:58 GMT -5
I'd go with Mysterio, the way he so clearly needs help from his opponent with nearly every move. I agree, but I must add that I mean Mysterio when he wrestles big guys. Back in the day when he was mostly wrestling other cruiserweights he was awesome. The 619 in general though, is one of the stupidest moves I've ever seen. The set up for it literally never happens in a wrestling match otherwise. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 20, 2015 10:34:41 GMT -5
Fakor, who is John Cena with blue skin. Shouldn't that be Triple H with Blue Skin?  |
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jan 20, 2015 10:37:25 GMT -5
I'd agree with Mysterio, even back when he could move. But good! Wrestling can be fun as shit when it looks fake.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 10:39:23 GMT -5
Ric Flair.
The Flair Flop, the being tossed off the top rope the same way every time, and especially that spot where he gets irish whipped into the turnbuckle, flips over it, then runs the apron so the face can clothesline him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 10:42:28 GMT -5
It's hard to single anyone out if we're talking the current product. There's no concern for anything seeming real anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 10:45:22 GMT -5
Fakor, who is John Cena with blue skin. I thought Cena's Faker (pronounced Fakor, because the '80s) was Darren Young...... ........so we call him Darrena? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 10:58:50 GMT -5
Undertaker.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 20, 2015 11:00:49 GMT -5
Triple H and the way he's super protected 90% of the time. He runs down talent without them ever getting angry and attacking or even getting decent jabs back to his face, heck top guys talk about how amazing he is and he's able to make his opponents look bad in a victory in a way even Hulk Hogan at his worst in WCW would be jealous of. His losses are shrugged off with a smile and a smirk and the status quo resumes, no lessons learned, ever.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 20, 2015 11:06:29 GMT -5
In a roundabout way, Brock Lesnar.
Because of the simple fact that he has lost matches.
Nobody who he has wrestled would beat him legit.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jan 20, 2015 11:10:07 GMT -5
Honestly, even the most beloved wrestlers make wrestling look fake.
If you want to watch some wrestling that looks like a shoot, but is a work brother, you should watch RINGS or UWF-i, Volk Han is awesome
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Post by Nickybojelais on Jan 20, 2015 11:10:32 GMT -5
Any wrestler who does the slingshot into the turnbuckle, it defies all logic and should be outlawed!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 20, 2015 11:29:45 GMT -5
Del Rio due to his noticeable lack of improvisational skills in and out of the ring. I'd rather have stupid convoluted moves like the 619 than somebody who can't naturally react to what's happening.
Although to be fair he's far from alone in that, I just think he is the highest profile example.
It's tough to disagree with Flair but at least his shtick was amusing so I was willing to go along with it to a certain degree.
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mrmeaner
Tommy Wiseau
I hate people who love me. And they hate me.
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Post by mrmeaner on Jan 20, 2015 11:32:25 GMT -5
Sid, ever see this guy throw a punch?
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 20, 2015 11:37:13 GMT -5
This was brought up in the Legends thread and works well for an example here. The 08 Royal Rumble. When wrestlers went down by one punch from Jimmy Sunka. yeah I get he like 70 at the time that all he could do at this point but in his prime NOBODY went down from a single Snuka punch. Yeah great legend of MSG in MSG but at that point of his life he shouldn't be in a ring for any kind of match. Even in his match at WM against Jericho, he was by far the worst of the three. Piper wasn't great but at less Piper could well move and do more then just throw a weak punch or chop.
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Post by SkullTrauma on Jan 20, 2015 16:33:56 GMT -5
Ziggler
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 20, 2015 16:39:42 GMT -5
Zack Gowen
Stretched suspension of disbelief beyond its limits.
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