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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jan 22, 2015 23:57:09 GMT -5
WWE's actual plans for Zack Ryder are as follows:
Wait for contract to expire.
Wish him well in all his future endeavors.
Lunch.
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Post by Dean-o on Jan 23, 2015 0:03:28 GMT -5
I liked almost every post in this thread. I laughed so hard it hurt, and I feel bad for the guy for having his push destroyed like that.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 0:07:49 GMT -5
When's the last time he was on TV? I forgot all about him.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 23, 2015 0:09:19 GMT -5
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 23, 2015 0:09:26 GMT -5
When's the last time he was on TV? I forgot all about him. I, no joke on nothing, had just assumed Ryder had been fired and I missed the thread for it before this thread. |
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Post by Starshine on Jan 23, 2015 0:11:54 GMT -5
WWE's actual plans for Zack Ryder are as follows: Wait for contract to expire. Wish him well in all his future endeavors. Lunch. I see more as a Milton type from Office Space. His contract will run out, but they'll forget to tell him and keep paying him. Eventually someone will notice, cut off his cheques but he'll keep turning up to work, confused why he's not getting paid anymore and spend his days waiting outside Triple H's office. |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 23, 2015 0:56:23 GMT -5
When's the last time he was on TV? I forgot all about him. I, no joke on nothing, had just assumed Ryder had been fired and I missed the thread for it before this thread. To be fair, he's been injured for a while now so it's not even the WWE's fault for that. ...For once! |
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Jan 23, 2015 1:03:44 GMT -5
There's always room for Zack Ryder. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he'll be employed at WWE for the next 46 years.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 23, 2015 2:49:06 GMT -5
People complain that it is all about the look, but look.. just look at him. Ryder is not a bad looking man but he does not have that strong marketable look to be a top guy. In fact he looks like an idiot. Then look at this square jawed, clean cut superhero looking fella.  To me, physically, the difference is night and day between who looks like a star. |
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 23, 2015 2:54:00 GMT -5
Zack Ryder would be the perfect talent to send down to NXT for a reinvention.
If I were Ryder, that's what I'd try to get in on.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 23, 2015 4:43:19 GMT -5
Well, this is an early contender for Thread of the Year.
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Post by Burst on Jan 23, 2015 5:59:43 GMT -5
Then look at this square jawed, clean cut superhero looking fella.  I looked, then I ran away screaming. |
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Post by 4real on Jan 23, 2015 6:22:34 GMT -5
Woo woo woo we have nothing for you!
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jan 23, 2015 6:54:52 GMT -5
 Thread of the f***in' year. |
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Jan 23, 2015 7:08:38 GMT -5
Ryder's career trajectory over the last few years is a very compelling argument for misanthropic antinatalism.
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 23, 2015 7:11:33 GMT -5
Ryder's career trajectory over the last few years is a very compelling argument for misanthropic antinatalism. Uhhh, what?? |
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Post by Fauxnaki on Jan 23, 2015 7:13:35 GMT -5
wwe put ryder in a storyline to make him look like a joke now everyone treats him as a joke well played wwe. Still a fan here but his momentum is long dead and will most likely never be taken seriously again thanks to shitty story telling and agendas.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 23, 2015 7:18:35 GMT -5
Zack Ryder would be the perfect talent to send down to NXT for a reinvention. If I were Ryder, that's what I'd try to get in on. Or alternatively, 1)Get fired. 2)Go to New Japan. 3)Get pushed off a ramp there. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 23, 2015 7:20:56 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I have no clue what this guy did wrong. He built a connection with the fans, got pretty damned over, then they just buried him six feet under. Then they dug him up just to bury him more. It's very confusing.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 23, 2015 7:25:05 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I have no clue what this guy did wrong. He built a connection with the fans, got pretty damned over, then they just buried him six feet under. Then they dug him up just to bury him more. It's very confusing. They had to show those millenials what happens when you reach for the brass ring when you're not supposed to. |
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