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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 17:16:34 GMT -5
Here's a comment from a video when Batista returned last year. "You troll faced retards just cheered for Bryan but you dont know that he is killing wrestling. Batista busted his face and bled without permisson in the PG era FOR f***S SAKE He did it for the love for the business and he did it for the fans and he got fined 100,000 dollars the man is a wrestling legend and you cheer for the corniest WWE Superstar in the WWE. That is disgusting i bet you will BOO all 40 men in the royal rumble. Bryan is for 9 year old kids who just started wathcing wrestling. I remember the old days when Batista went against the great khali in a punjabi prison match where it was classical and amazing and you DB Fans ruined the moment for him to entertain the REAL Fans of Wrestling when he returned." I don't even know what to say.....just....  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 17:18:38 GMT -5
CM Punk sucks
Daniel Bryan sucks
TV 14 sucks
My Ryback is a PG Legend.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 24, 2015 17:19:22 GMT -5
Oh yes. Classic stuff.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jan 24, 2015 17:31:26 GMT -5
Ever since the CM Punk podcast I've seen a lot of people shitposting on clips of him while pretending to be Ryback.
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Post by Catchphrase! on Jan 24, 2015 17:31:26 GMT -5
Small correction: Youtube comments on WWE videos videos in general are hilarious/ridiculous
I don't even bother scrolling down anymore, lest I may depress myself even further.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 17:44:20 GMT -5
Youtube wrestling comments are amongst the best comments on youtube.
My favorites are the ones that mix backstage info with kayfabe in some sort of psychotic blend. Like you'll get two paragraphs of smarky comments from someone then they wrap it up with something like "...and that's why John Cena is a 15 time champ and is going to kick Randy Orton's ass! WORD LIFE CENATION! IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!"
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 24, 2015 17:44:33 GMT -5
Its always just mindless nostalgia and blind hatred for the current era and "vanilla midgets". I LOVE the attitude era. I dont think wrestling will ever be that good again, but I can still enjoy the current era.
My favorite though are when they write things like "BRING BACK MONSTER KANE WITH THE MASK AND HAVE HIM BE THE CHAMPION" or "BRING BACK ATTITUDE ERA!!11 STONE COLD VS ROCK VS UNDERTAKER VS KANE MAIN EVENT OF WRESLTMENIA 31!"
Move on! Those guys are all either 50 or heading there!
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 24, 2015 18:46:03 GMT -5
My favorite comments were from some videos that are no longer available but they go something like this
From the Sullivan and the Dungeon of Doom video:
"Why did Hulk expect the water to be hot? Does he expect Hulkamaniacs to be everywhere he goes? How long was the Giant stuck behind that wall? Did Sullivan arrange for the cameras to be there in advance of Hogan's arrival? And does Kevin always go running around in the woods with just his tights on? This is all very confusing...."
"What?U never thrashed around in your undies in the woods??You should try it,it's fun and so liberating!Wee!!Lol!!"
"And the wCw cramera crew just happen to be there as Kevin Sullivan goes on journy to find his "father" in the God Forsaken jungles of whatever??Lol!"
"Judging by the accent, the Dungeon of Doom is somewhere in Boston?"
""Fahtha!" you cant be intimidating with a Boston accent"
"This makes me want a ham sandwich."
"4 continents and the 7 oceans? WCW has failed geography forever."
"Did he want to burn his hand? Seems like he was disappointed that the water wasn't hot lol"
"WCW was like the power rangers back then"
"No shit, of course you've never been there Hogan."
"It wasn't Bash at the Beach '96 that Hogan felt the poison in his blood, I think he liked what he seen when in the Dungeon, LOL."
From the promo Ludvig Borga did back in Summerslam 93:
"Finland has a far broader welfare system and over abundance of social programs, than America does. But that's what makes Vince great, he knew what would work, regardless if it was a completely wrong."
"Ludvig Borga is right. America sucks because there is a run down building in an undisclosed location there. It's a flawless argument."
"hey lets sign this country away welfare check by welfare check! Lol!"
"I'm sorry I can't take this promo as seriously as I did before. I just noticed he looks like a Florida redneck Gator fan with those jhorts and that sleeveless shirt."
"All you so-called "American wrestlers" - AND Marty Jannetty"
"and Marty Jannetty! Like he was a piece of garbage! Lol!"
"I think this gimmick was slightly ahead of its time cause this would get heel heat like crazy if the WWE tried this gimmick now I am not talking about being Anti-American gimmick, but asctually going to those run down places that no one goes too or likes to forget about and cut a promo there"
"There's no Ludvigs or Borgas in Finland... Or That is what I think... umm... yeaah"
"He should have a panda T-shirt"
"" And I bet the Lex Express never stopped here on its way to SummerSlam." C'mon you gotta admit, his promos were on point. "... welfare check by welfare check." lol"
"I like how he separates American wrestlers from Marty Jannetty."
From the WWF X Pac Titantron 1998-2001 vid:
"1998-2001 x pac dead ?"
"Yes, he was 3 years old when he died."
"X-PAC NEVER PASSED AWAY RETARD"
"i lost all respect for x-pac after chyna"
"loooooooool yes at age 3"
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 24, 2015 19:45:24 GMT -5
So I take it this is the Depreciation thread for that one Ryback troll account that comments on every WWE video. I won't name it directly due to forum rules, but we all know the one.
Is there anyone that finds it funny?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 19:55:21 GMT -5
My all time favorite comment was during the last Raw before Survivor Series 2010 when John Cena AA'd Randy Orton to close the show:
"Wat da f*** Cena! Dat was gay! f*** dem Nexus fags! One by one. Shoe dem No Mercy! Cena u must become a part of Ranny Ortan!"
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Post by dreidemy on Jan 24, 2015 20:10:07 GMT -5
CM Punk sucks Daniel Bryan sucks TV 14 sucks My Ryback is a PG Legend. Your comment + sig is awesome |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 24, 2015 20:15:56 GMT -5
Part of me enjoys YouTube comments because it's fun to point and laugh at the animals, but it also makes my soul ache that these creatures exist.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 20:16:58 GMT -5
CM Punk sucks Daniel Bryan sucks TV 14 sucks My Ryback is a PG Legend. the fact that Ryback is in your av makes this 10 times finer |
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 24, 2015 20:39:22 GMT -5
CM Punk sucks Daniel Bryan sucks TV 14 sucks My Ryback is a PG Legend. the fact that Ryback is in your av makes this 10 times finer The Big Guy is amused by dancing Power Rangers mocking CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and the PG era. |
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 25, 2015 3:56:46 GMT -5
In almost every D'Lo Brown theme video:
"YOU'RE LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW, WOOOOOOO, WE GONNA ROLL YOUR SORRY ASS OUT ON THE STREET! YOU USED TO THINK YOU OWN THE STREET? WELL PACK YOUR BAGS, BECAUSE YOUR DEAD MEAT! VICTORY'S SWEET! HERE'S YOUR RECEIPT!"
"he could've been one of the top guys in WWE if that Droz accident didn't happen."
"DROZ IS LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW"
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Post by 67 more on Jan 25, 2015 4:29:58 GMT -5
In almost every D'Lo Brown theme video: "YOU'RE LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW, WOOOOOOO, WE GONNA ROLL YOUR SORRY ASS OUT ON THE STREET! YOU USED TO THINK YOU OWN THE STREET? WELL PACK YOUR BAGS, BECAUSE YOUR DEAD MEAT! VICTORY'S SWEET! HERE'S YOUR RECEIPT!" "he could've been one of the top guys in WWE if that Droz accident didn't happen." "DROZ IS LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW" Laughed way too hard at that top one. |
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Post by the2ndevil on Jan 25, 2015 7:37:38 GMT -5
In almost every D'Lo Brown theme video: "YOU'RE LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW, WOOOOOOO, WE GONNA ROLL YOUR SORRY ASS OUT ON THE STREET! YOU USED TO THINK YOU OWN THE STREET? WELL PACK YOUR BAGS, BECAUSE YOUR DEAD MEAT! VICTORY'S SWEET! HERE'S YOUR RECEIPT!" "he could've been one of the top guys in WWE if that Droz accident didn't happen." "DROZ IS LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW" Laughed way too hard at that top one. Oh, good. I'm not the only asshole. |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 25, 2015 7:46:58 GMT -5
Laughed way too hard at that top one. Oh, good. I'm not the only asshole. Nope I did too. I'm ashamed though |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 25, 2015 10:15:59 GMT -5
I like to play the YouTube game, which is to find the most innocent video and see how long it takes to devolve in the comments section
~video of a parakeet taking a bath~
Comment 1: awwww,how cute!
Comment 18: ...and we all know the holocaust was faked!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2015 10:20:26 GMT -5
KURT ANGEL FOR 2013 2014 2015 ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!1!
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