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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2015 18:17:22 GMT -5
That Mexican drug lord escaped because he bribed security guard sweat sock with some cases of Mexican coca cola even though Jose can get it at his local grocery store.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jul 12, 2015 18:28:26 GMT -5
That Mexican drug lord escaped because he bribed security guard sweat sock with some cases of Mexican coca cola even though Jose can get it at his local grocery store. Once he was escorted out by Sweatsock, the drug lord hit him with a camera. Just because.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 12, 2015 18:43:06 GMT -5
Hell, I hear Jose built the tunnel he escaped from.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 12, 2015 18:58:14 GMT -5
For some reason the tunnel that Jose dug went up and down and in circles several times before ending in a women's second-hand clothing store.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 12, 2015 19:17:33 GMT -5
For some reason the tunnel that Jose dug went up and down and in circles several times before ending in a women's second-hand clothing store. He took a month building a secondary tunnel into the women's bathroom
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Post by Talent Name on Jul 12, 2015 19:24:39 GMT -5
Sweatsock never has cleaned up after himself in a movie theater. If he has any popcorn left in the bucket, he just throws it everywhere. Jose can't afford a movie ticket, the usher's kindly escorted him out
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 10:18:05 GMT -5
Guys, I have bad news about the sweatsock. He too has an incriminating tape that may have him removed from FAN:
Interviewer: What are your thoughts on the wrestlers you employee
Jose: I mean...they're ok guys I guess.
Interviewer: Just ok?
Jose: Well one of them almost smiled at me but that was at a long distance...
Interviewer: So...what do you really think of them
Jose: ...
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flippin' poopyheads.
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Post by Talent Name on Jul 24, 2015 17:50:01 GMT -5
When Jose feels bad about his life which is daily he smiles when he realizes he isn't in TNA
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jul 27, 2015 18:14:01 GMT -5
Konnan put Jose over for having a good worked punch on the latest MLW podcast. He was great at selling them too, mostly because people hated him so f***ing much that they would just beat the shit out of him for real.
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Post by somsta on Jul 28, 2015 11:08:58 GMT -5
Jose's favorite wrestler is Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jul 28, 2015 11:25:21 GMT -5
He literally looks like someone put a chimpanzee in a suit
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 28, 2015 14:44:30 GMT -5
He literally looks like someone put a chimpanzee in a suit A chimpanzee probably smells better.
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Post by jmule on Jul 28, 2015 15:40:35 GMT -5
He literally looks like someone put a chimpanzee in a suit Look at him eyeballin Shawn's belt, ya know he's just dyin to pawn that thing!
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Post by Talent Name on Jul 28, 2015 15:47:29 GMT -5
He literally looks like someone put a chimpanzee in a suit Look at him eyeballin Shawn's belt, ya know he's just dyin to pawn that thing! He actually sleeps with his eyes open
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jul 28, 2015 17:20:21 GMT -5
When Jose feels bad about his life which is daily he smiles when he realizes he isn't in TNA When Dixie feels bad about her life, she smiles when she realizes she isn't Jose
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jul 28, 2015 20:19:06 GMT -5
When Jose feels bad about his life which is daily he smiles when he realizes he isn't in TNA When Dixie feels bad about her life, she smiles when she realizes she isn't Jose Despite this, she's been trying for years to bring him in for a world title reign because of his run in 96.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jul 28, 2015 21:26:21 GMT -5
When Dixie feels bad about her life, she smiles when she realizes she isn't Jose Despite this, she's been trying for years to bring him in for a world title reign because of his run in 96. Only because she wants to hit him with a camera. #ithappens
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jul 29, 2015 10:40:07 GMT -5
Eww, Jose cooties
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 29, 2015 12:38:13 GMT -5
Eww, Jose cooties That was the closest thing to a breast that he's touched since the 70's.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2015 18:11:53 GMT -5
Eww, Jose cooties That was the closest thing to a breast that he's touched since the 70's. 1870's.
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