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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 7, 2015 1:12:26 GMT -5
Man, just searching Jose Lothario on Ebay brings in all sorts of weird stuff. A "Lynch Match"? For the love of Zod, do not let Vince Russo or TNA see this.
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Sept 7, 2015 1:42:07 GMT -5
Man, just searching Jose Lothario on Ebay brings in all sorts of weird stuff. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable making a joke about this. Its like if someone could have stopped 9/11 or Katrina and didn't.
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Post by rlstine on Sept 7, 2015 20:44:29 GMT -5
I know Sweatsock all too well. He used to come into my bar and get slobbering drunk on high end mezcal. Every ten minutes or so he'd ask for the phone to 'Call my friend Shawn,' or the famous, 'Gotta call HBK back. Damn I forgot'! Mind you he refused to talk about wrestling or admit he was Sweatsock the Terrible. Horrible tipper. Then one day he showed up naked on a tricycle at noon singing Sympathy For the Devil at the top of his lungs, a handful of potato chips. The cops nabbed him before he even got off of the tricycle. Never saw him again.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 7, 2015 21:14:22 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is jealous of Sunny's success in life. Sweatsock's Skype sessions are the things nightmares are made of.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2015 21:20:20 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is jealous of Sunny's success in life. Sweatsock's Skype sessions are the things nightmares are made of. Sweatsock wearing nothing but a g-string and singing "Sexy Boy" broke the internet
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Sept 7, 2015 21:37:02 GMT -5
I heard that in Texas, when some little kid doesn't want to do their homework, their dads will appear with a picture of Jose Lothario, just to threat their kids that if they don't study, they will become that
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 8, 2015 2:44:35 GMT -5
I know Sweatsock all too well. He used to come into my bar and get slobbering drunk on high end mezcal. Every ten minutes or so he'd ask for the phone to 'Call my friend Shawn,' or the famous, 'Gotta call HBK back. Damn I forgot'! Mind you he refused to talk about wrestling or admit he was Sweatsock the Terrible. Horrible tipper. Then one day he showed up naked on a tricycle at noon singing Sympathy For the Devil at the top of his lungs, a handful of potato chips. The cops nabbed him before he even got off of the tricycle. Never saw him again. Why do I think this might actually be true?
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 8, 2015 23:32:15 GMT -5
I heard that in Texas, when some little kid doesn't want to do their homework, their dads will appear with a picture of Jose Lothario, just to threat their kids that if they don't study, they will become that They used to do that but now it's considered cruel. Anyone caught in possession of a Sweatsock photo is sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. If it's got the living essence of the Friendly Terror himself (i.e. he signed it) automatic death penalty.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 9, 2015 9:07:29 GMT -5
The Godzilla villain Hedorah is based on Jose Hedorah would bring more honour to a Lynching Match. And would've sold better for Sid, too.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2015 9:19:21 GMT -5
Now that I've finally gotten to see the actual footage, it's effing hilarious how he sold this by pretending to have a heart attack. That Survivor Series crowd had to be 55% in favor of Sycho Sid.
I also need to get that image from the Royal Rumble where Sid has both Lotharios in a choke.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2015 15:35:51 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is jealous of Sunny's success in life. Sweatsock's Skype sessions are the things nightmares are made of. 1 testicle: $50 2 testicles: $75 3 testicles: $95
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 9, 2015 18:27:51 GMT -5
I heard that in Texas, when some little kid doesn't want to do their homework, their dads will appear with a picture of Jose Lothario, just to threat their kids that if they don't study, they will become that Jose Lothario actually is the basis of El Cucuy
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 10, 2015 11:45:57 GMT -5
When La Llorona drowned her kids, one of them was Jose; sadly, Jose survived.
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 10, 2015 11:57:53 GMT -5
I know Sweatsock all too well. He used to come into my bar and get slobbering drunk on high end mezcal. Every ten minutes or so he'd ask for the phone to 'Call my friend Shawn,' or the famous, 'Gotta call HBK back. Damn I forgot'! Mind you he refused to talk about wrestling or admit he was Sweatsock the Terrible. Horrible tipper. Then one day he showed up naked on a tricycle at noon singing Sympathy For the Devil at the top of his lungs, a handful of potato chips. The cops nabbed him before he even got off of the tricycle. Never saw him again. This is probably my favorite post in this thread.
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Post by jmule on Sept 10, 2015 13:12:34 GMT -5
This is the most indestructible thread ever! Why can't we kill this thread??
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2015 13:28:09 GMT -5
This is the most indestructible thread ever! Why can't we kill this thread?? Believe us, Sid tried. He apologized ahead of time that he felt that it couldn't be done.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Sept 10, 2015 15:42:19 GMT -5
This is the most indestructible thread ever! Why can't we kill this thread?? This thread is about a cockroach, how do you expect it to die easily?
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Post by Prince Petty on Sept 10, 2015 17:17:31 GMT -5
I heard that Sweatsock tried to pay Virgil to accept a signed photo of him. Virgil said he's not that desperate to make a buck. You know, say what you like about the guy, Virgil's got some standards.
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Post by jmule on Sept 10, 2015 17:49:32 GMT -5
This is the most indestructible thread ever! Why can't we kill this thread?? This thread is about a cockroach, how do you expect it to die easily? That's very insulting to cockroach's, you should apologize.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Sept 10, 2015 17:56:55 GMT -5
This thread is about a cockroach, how do you expect it to die easily? That's very insulting to cockroach's, you should apologize. But i f***ing hate cockroaches! Then again, i hate Jose even more.
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