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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 7, 2015 4:07:21 GMT -5
Jose thinks that 'Aliens: Colonial Marines' is a great game. Because he secretly made it. After he got a build of the Duke Nukem franchise. And he was last seen in the summer at Konami. You stay away from Uncharted 4, Sweatsock. Jose is person who suggested to Konami there was a market in pachinko machines.
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Post by Ryushinku on Nov 7, 2015 4:08:12 GMT -5
Jose told Jackie Gayda that Trish's finish was a top rope chop to the small of the back.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 7, 2015 4:38:13 GMT -5
*steps into thread and reads parts of this.* What did this man ever do to you? .....oh, that's right.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 7, 2015 4:44:46 GMT -5
Ok serious question. Did Shawn hated being with him because he didn't want to share the spotlight? Or because Jose tried to get his shit in and change things?
They never had any chemistry, it was just a bad and fake copy of Bret and Stu Hart's relationship. Where there ever any reports that Jose had an ego or tried to make himself look better at the expense of Shawn?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2015 6:12:04 GMT -5
Does Shawn really need a reason to hate being paired wit Jose?
I went to Texas once and hated the fact that I was in the same state as Jose.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 7, 2015 7:04:15 GMT -5
Any time poor Jose just goes to a bar for a drink
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 7, 2015 8:46:36 GMT -5
Any time poor Jose just goes to a bar for a drink And that's on Tuesday. On Fridays he gets hit with bottles and stools before getting thrown through a window.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 7, 2015 17:04:51 GMT -5
Nintendo created Tom Nook as a 'less money-grubbing Jose Lothario'.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 17:12:45 GMT -5
Jose recommended Chevy Chase as a talk show host to Fox.
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Post by jmule on Nov 7, 2015 18:12:46 GMT -5
I just heard that any stories about sweatsock have been banned from creepy pasta.
Also any photos of sweat sock have been banned from rotten.com
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 21:09:34 GMT -5
Lothario's through history: -400,000 BCE: Neanderthal Lothario invents the wheel but fellow friends question his decision to make it cube shaped. -509 BCE: Cesar Sweatsockus gives a particularly bad speech. The custom of throwing tomatoes is born. -20 CE: Jesus (Hay-zeus) Lothario performs many miracles including making a crowd of 500,000 disappear with his indefensible body odor. -20 CE-1933: Every member of the Lothario clan is banned from ever appearing in public. -1934: Jose Lothario is born. The doctor slaps him once and then 102 more times before nurses intervene. -1945: An 11 year old Jose notifies the Japanese of an upcoming atomic bomb. This is the first of many times he is simply ignored. -1963: The U.S. government chooses Jose to write the report of the JFK assassination. The men in charge panic when they see it is 99% childish drawings, leading to a hastily, error filled "Warren Report."
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 8, 2015 4:44:07 GMT -5
I watched the 1996 Survivor Series last night.
Liked how the commentators were saying Jose was having a heart attack but no one was in a rush to help him.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 8, 2015 6:31:35 GMT -5
I once went into a bathroom as jose was walking out. That place stunk like hell. All jose did in there was go to the mirror to brush his hair.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 8, 2015 7:33:30 GMT -5
Anybody who is brave enough to enter Jose Lothario's home is required by law to wear a Hazmat Suit.
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Post by Woo on Nov 8, 2015 7:56:18 GMT -5
Ok serious question. Did Shawn hated being with him because he didn't want to share the spotlight? Or because Jose tried to get his shit in and change things? They never had any chemistry, it was just a bad and fake copy of Bret and Stu Hart's relationship. Where there ever any reports that Jose had an ego or tried to make himself look better at the expense of Shawn? I think Shawn hated sharing the spotlight. Jose was useless but Shawn would have hated him regardless.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Nov 9, 2015 10:35:35 GMT -5
Because of this thread I've accidentally called a co-worker of mine "Jose" whenever his work ethic is lacking.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 9, 2015 13:10:17 GMT -5
Because of this thread I've accidentally called a co-worker of mine "Jose" whenever his work ethic is lacking. If he knew of any hint that it was tied to Lothario well most men would attack you because of such a great insult. Hell most courts wouldn't press charges its that justifiable.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 9, 2015 16:59:04 GMT -5
Doug Walker:"Demo real didn't work. I guess I should put that idea on the shelf and completely forget about it."
Jose:"Hold on. don't do that. People didn't give it a chance because it didn't have the Nostalgia critic name on it."
Doug:"Really?"
Jose:"Yes. Just do demo reel under the nostalgia critic name. People will be too in awe to notice that the show is different."
Doug:"I guess your right. Thanks."
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 12, 2015 19:57:26 GMT -5
I just went into the bathroom and took a big Jose.
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Post by jmule on Nov 12, 2015 19:59:41 GMT -5
I just went into the bathroom and took a big Jose. I'm a giant turd and I find that comment very hurtful
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