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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 10, 2015 23:43:20 GMT -5
Jose Lothario really does look like Hans Moleman. I bet because of his drinking he's really 31 years old. That means he was 12 years old during the Boyhood Dream. That also means he was a baby when he trained Shawn Michaels. Hell, to have the kind of matches Michaels had and to have only been trained by a baby (who then leached off his heat as an alcoholic 12 year-old)...well even Bret Hart has to put HBK over as the greatest of all time.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 11, 2015 6:09:11 GMT -5
Here's Jose getting his ass beat Was this around the time Commissioner HBK turned his back on the Corporation or something? I don't remember this. Yeah, they were in San Antonio, and decided to beat up Jose instead of HBK who wasn't there. EDIT: to be fair to them, how do you NOT beat up Jose if he's just sitting there?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 11, 2015 6:11:07 GMT -5
Vince kicked him so hard in the balls that he created light.
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 11, 2015 7:58:29 GMT -5
That's pretty goddamn hard. That's impact-created friction the likes of which you rarely see.
Just another example of the kind of rage Jose summons up just by his mere existence.
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Post by somsta on Feb 11, 2015 8:14:30 GMT -5
Vince beating up Jose is another example of Russo's ADHD booking. You've got mega heel Vince in the midst of a feud with red hot Stone Cold Steve Austin, so naturally let's send him out their to stand up to the most hated man in the planet. I just don't get it. How did they expect Vince to get boo'd after that? I guess they had to do the higher power angle just to get his heat back.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 11, 2015 8:22:00 GMT -5
Here's Jose getting his ass beat
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Post by jmule on Feb 11, 2015 10:03:03 GMT -5
Was this around the time Commissioner HBK turned his back on the Corporation or something? I don't remember this. Yeah, they were in San Antonio, and decided to beat up Jose instead of HBK who wasn't there. EDIT: to be fair to them, how do you NOT beat up Jose if he's just sitting there? Shawn was there. He was sitting backstage watching, laughing his ass off...
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 11, 2015 10:48:19 GMT -5
Here's Jose getting his ass beat Was this around the time Commissioner HBK turned his back on the Corporation or something? I don't remember this. And this was supposed to punish HBK? Seemed like he be grateful?
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Post by jmule on Feb 11, 2015 11:24:21 GMT -5
I just watched the mind games match again and notices Jose is at ringside but they keep the cameras off him..then bearer nails Shawn with the urn but Jose doesn't get in the ring to help Shawn..he does NOTHING!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Feb 11, 2015 11:53:47 GMT -5
I thought it said Sweetchuck.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 11, 2015 13:31:27 GMT -5
I would love to see a Hall of Fame type video package on him. The interviews could be hilarious. Shawn: I loathed working with Lothario Vince: I forgot he worked here! HHH: Remember when DX drove a tank to his house and turned the tide in having a boring ass manager? Sid: 22? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE? Jose: Who are we talking about?? *producer: uhh, you..* Oh yeah, I was less fun than a bee sting! ** I thought of more Aurora Rose: Daddy, I googled Jose Lothario.. Can we cancel the Internet? John Cena: I always say "you can't see me", but here's a guy that Shawn wished he couldn't see Big Show: His personality fried in my frying pan hands! Stephanie: We never mention Jose anymore..
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Post by willyjakes on Feb 11, 2015 14:02:48 GMT -5
I was saying Loo-Thario.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 11, 2015 15:36:38 GMT -5
I bet smells like rotten eggs & vinegar
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 11, 2015 15:44:02 GMT -5
They'd have made a mint on "No Way Jose" t-shirts with his face crossed out on the front.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 11, 2015 15:48:21 GMT -5
They'd have made a mint on "No Way Jose" t-shirts with his face crossed out on the front. Take that idea to the T Shirt thread
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Post by jmule on Feb 11, 2015 16:37:10 GMT -5
I just tried to look up Jose matches on YouTube and remembered they didn't have video back in 1912 :/
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Post by mizerable on Feb 11, 2015 16:46:13 GMT -5
I thought it said Sweetchuck. If Jose was ever cast in a Police Academy movie, he would make Mission to Moscow look like Mission to Moulokin. I don't even know what that means..
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 11, 2015 18:34:30 GMT -5
They'd have made a mint on "No Way Jose" t-shirts with his face crossed out on the front. It would be the start of his heel turn where he'd do the dastardly deed of trying to celebrate things with people. They may not have even needed an Attitude era to end WCW.
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Post by jmule on Feb 11, 2015 19:03:03 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 11, 2015 19:47:40 GMT -5
They'd have made a mint on "No Way Jose" t-shirts with his face crossed out on the front. Take that idea to the T Shirt thread His face should be the O In Jose. And his fist should be the O in No.
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