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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2015 19:44:39 GMT -5
Jose Lothario can't go to any more weddings, birthday parties, bar mitzvah's, nor attend family gatherings for fears of being hit by a camera Also, because those are supposed to be fun, not depressing events. Except the very presence of Jose makes them depressing, thus people trying to kill him with cameras.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2015 19:54:59 GMT -5
Jose: Why can't I come to my grandchild's party? Daughter: Remember what happened last time?
(Flashback to a few years before.)
Curious stranger: Psst...wanna a cheap gift? Jose: WOULD I!
(Few hours later.)
Jose: Why is this box ticking...oh well. Time to go to the party!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Feb 15, 2015 19:56:33 GMT -5
Shawn looks like he's doing a gay imitation of Paul bearer tht's exactly what he was doing. Well, maybe not the gay imitation but that is a promo for his match with Mankind and he was mocking Paul Bearer's "Oh yess" Watching that gift I don't get why he was "supersock" that punch looks really week. Oh right Sweatsock. I bet he smells like a sweat sock.
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Post by tms on Feb 15, 2015 20:22:10 GMT -5
Damn, I never knew Sid could do a kip-up...!
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Post by jmule on Feb 15, 2015 20:45:36 GMT -5
tht's exactly what he was doing. Well, maybe not the gay imitation but that is a promo for his match with Mankind and he was mocking Paul Bearer's "Oh yess" Watching that gift I don't get why he was "supersock" that punch looks really week. Oh right Sweatsock. I bet he smells like a sweat sock. I think its superSUCK actually, we've been mispronouncing it
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2015 20:48:37 GMT -5
Damn, I never knew Sid could do a kip-up...! He used to do them all the time as Sid Justice/Vicious. The guy was actually very athletic, which was odd considering how awkward he often looked in the ring.
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Post by AwamoriRock on Feb 16, 2015 6:59:59 GMT -5
I can just imagine Jose constantly hanging around Shawn's house, bugging him to train and complaining about cleaning up all the glue-filled balloons he found in Shawn's bedroom.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 16, 2015 18:10:54 GMT -5
I can just imagine Jose constantly hanging around Shawn's house, bugging him to train and complaining about cleaning up all the glue-filled balloons he found in Shawn's bedroom. Jose is pretty much Master Roshi.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 16, 2015 18:11:41 GMT -5
Damn, I never knew Sid could do a kip-up...! He used to do them all the time as Sid Justice/Vicious. The guy was actually very athletic, which was odd considering how awkward he often looked in the ring. Don't underestimate his softball-empowered physique!
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 18, 2015 23:36:43 GMT -5
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 19, 2015 0:32:00 GMT -5
Somebody forgot to tell Jose that he was supposed to put his underwear on first.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 19, 2015 12:31:57 GMT -5
Every street Jose Lothario is on is Badstreet. Well... a bad street.
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Post by jmule on Feb 19, 2015 14:06:38 GMT -5
The ref is looking at Jose like "who the hell is this guy??"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 14:11:33 GMT -5
Michael " Punch Sweatsock" Hayes
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 15:11:59 GMT -5
I want Jose to go into the WWE HOF just so HBK can superkick him off the stage Or sid could just hit him with another camera... I'd pay full PPV price for just those 15 seconds. Shut up and take my money.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 15:40:42 GMT -5
"Hey Jose, keep your gold boots movin' Yeah Jose, you're doin' just fine Jose, just keep your gold boots movin' Yeah Jose, baby you're doin' just fine"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 17:06:49 GMT -5
Jose: I am now going to punch him in the peener! Hayes: DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE'S CRAZY! (God, what I have to do for money.)
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Post by jmule on Feb 19, 2015 18:57:47 GMT -5
Michael " Punch Sweatsock" Hayes I knew that's what P.S. Stood for! I knew it!
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Post by jmule on Feb 19, 2015 19:12:24 GMT -5
WWE home video presents "greatest rivalries vol.2 - Shawn vs Sweatsock"
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 25, 2015 10:45:25 GMT -5
"We are back, folks, and Cornette has had enough of Jose's shit."
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