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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 23, 2015 0:40:09 GMT -5
Everytime RAW is live in Texas, Jose shows up uninvited. They turn off the lights and the crowd gets really quiet so Jose thinks that no one is at home, his family does the same thing when he returns home.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 23, 2015 13:07:30 GMT -5
Sweatsock's favorite match is Sheamus vs Randy Orton.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 23, 2015 23:05:54 GMT -5
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Jun 24, 2015 0:41:52 GMT -5
^ Guy behind him is cursing the heck out of the promoter for booking him with shitsock Jose.
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Post by jmule on Jun 24, 2015 6:15:14 GMT -5
Why is he holding his trunks up? Guess he couldn't afford a pair that fit, so he just grabbed some random pair out of the hamper...
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Post by Prince Petty on Jun 24, 2015 8:54:20 GMT -5
Man, look at the contempt on the faces of those two people on the left. They look like they were happily enjoying the show, reading the programme, and then saw that Sweatsock was there, and it's just over for them.
Meanwhile, I'm watching the Texas Wrestling episodes of Legends of Wrestling, and there's a quick of the Sweatsock himself, holding Michael PS Hayes in a headlock. No wonder poor Michael has been such a booze hound, when he had to experience his face being shoved into Jose's filthy, sweaty armpit.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 24, 2015 9:15:45 GMT -5
The guy to the right touched Jose because he thought he was someone else. When he realized it was Shitbag Jose Lothario, he cut his hand off before Jose could possess his soul.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 24, 2015 9:17:34 GMT -5
Johnny Valentine definitely looks like he'd rather be teaming with someone else.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 24, 2015 9:25:40 GMT -5
Is there a photo of anyone happy to be next to Jose Lothario?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2015 9:32:22 GMT -5
I had a great dream last night. I'm walking down the street. Bright, summer morning, air is fresh, but there's a darkness in the air. I hear a mob in the distance, yelling and screaming, there's an anger somewhere yonder. I walk towards the racket. Children are screaming, women yelling, men aggressively, incomprehensibly stammering. In the center of it all I see a timid and scared Jose Lothario who has stumbled into yet another place he's not welcome in. The women are shaking their fists and amongst the noise I can only make out pockets of the conversation. "You don't belong here." "You got some nerve walking around here like you belong." Even the kids getting involved, they don't know Lothario by name but they can tell he's undesirable, "you're a ninny! You're a ninny boo boo!" An adorable phrase if not expressed so venomously.
I realize that no one is courageous enough to do anything so I pounce to the scene. I instinctively rush in and double fist the collar of Lothario's polo shirt. Aggresively I jerk him around in slow jagged circle formation, pulling im wherever I please, easily establishing that I'm the alpha male here, that I have the control. Bent forward towards me he raises his palms up to my face, it's clear he wants me to stop but come on, right? So I keep jerking him around, shouting "THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME LOTHARIO. THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME. GET OUT OF HERE." The bass in my voice is unlike anything that's ever come out of me before. I keep tugging him around until the front of his shirt splits from top to bottom and he collapses to the ground. He's practically begging at my feet, on his hands and knees, kids are kicking dirt on him, I nod approvingly as they do it, thinking to myself that these kids are the future. I'm just lording over him, huffing and puffing as I hear his voice a quiver, uttering the words "I'm sorry...I'm sorry" (lol pathetic) and everyone's chanting my name at this point. It felt so real. It felt so perfect.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 24, 2015 10:50:20 GMT -5
Everybody looks so thrilled to be in his presence. The guy touching Jose is clearly a risk-taker because who knows what illness he could catch by touching Jose.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jun 26, 2015 23:48:00 GMT -5
Everybody looks so thrilled to be in his presence. The guy touching Jose is clearly a risk-taker because who knows what illness he could catch by touching Jose. FACT: Someone touching Jose started the last Ebola outbreak.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 27, 2015 2:36:57 GMT -5
Everybody looks so thrilled to be in his presence. The guy touching Jose is clearly a risk-taker because who knows what illness he could catch by touching Jose. FACT: Someone touching Jose started the last Ebola outbreak. One of his ancestors is believed to have started the Plague.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 27, 2015 8:05:03 GMT -5
I did a little research and found out that Lotharios throughout history have been hated:
Oog Lothario: one of the first cave paintings was of him being beaten to death by fellow cavemen
Lancelot Lothario: boiling oil thrown in his face by Queen Guinevere
Mary Lothario: burned at the stake for being a witch. In those days, 'witch' and 'Lothario' were interchangeable terms.
Nanook Lothario: fellow Eskimos spear him with a Walrus tusk
Jedidiah Lothario: Civil War vet kicked in the dick by Abraham Lincoln
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2015 8:06:47 GMT -5
It only appears like Jose is holding his trunks up. In reality, he's just pulling them up after leaving that mess on the floor to the left. Johnny Valentine, always the humanitarian, seems to be thinking "Damn man, even I have more couth than to squirt on the floor like that."
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 27, 2015 9:43:07 GMT -5
Is there a photo of anyone happy to be next to Jose Lothario? I would say a photo of Jose next to a mirror, but, as we all know, Sweatsock can't go near mirrors; his ugly face breaks them and the world gets 7 years of bad luck
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Post by jmule on Jun 27, 2015 15:56:59 GMT -5
I don't know if its funny or sickening that this thread just keeps on going...
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 27, 2015 15:59:20 GMT -5
This picture is the territories-era equivalent of that gif that used to get posted here all the time of the crowd not reacting at all to Del Rio's entrance.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2015 7:18:46 GMT -5
I don't know if its funny or sickening that this thread just keeps on going... I have the same thoughts every weekend. When I check up, see that a few posters liked something I said in this thread, then go to it and see the thread expanded by three pages.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2015 21:54:18 GMT -5
They say that Mussolini use to make the trains run on time and that Jose Lothario never paid his employees in S&H green stamps.
Of course, both statements are bullshit.
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