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Post by Prince Petty on Jul 5, 2015 10:18:06 GMT -5
Look at that wince, I think Jose pulled a Sami Zayn here and injured his shoulder celebrating. Where's Zack Ryder to teach this bitch how to fist pump? And 238 pounds? It's the 6'2" that gets me. The guy looked like Penfold, standing next to Sean Michaels, who was barely six foot. I know people do shrink as they get older, but Jose was only about 80 years old at the time, not 160. The only time Sweatsock was ever 6'2" was when he was standing on a ladder, trying to peek into his neighbour's back garden.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 5, 2015 10:29:25 GMT -5
And 238 pounds? It's the 6'2" that gets me. The guy looked like Penfold, standing next to Sean Michaels, who was barely six foot. I know people do shrink as they get older, but Jose was only about 80 years old at the time, not 160. The only time Sweatsock was ever 6'2" was when he was standing on a ladder, trying to peek into his neighbour's back garden. That's a good point, he couldn't have been more than 5'9" or so. A 5'9" sack of crap, that is
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 5, 2015 10:51:52 GMT -5
If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Jose Lothario, I would shoot Jose Lothario twice. Jeez dude, aren't threats of violence and death against the rules here? That's not cool. Lol it's a quote from the office that Michael used to explain his hatred towards Toby
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 5, 2015 10:52:12 GMT -5
It's the 6'2" that gets me. The guy looked like Penfold, standing next to Sean Michaels, who was barely six foot. I know people do shrink as they get older, but Jose was only about 80 years old at the time, not 160. The only time Sweatsock was ever 6'2" was when he was standing on a ladder, trying to peek into his neighbour's back garden. That's a good point, he couldn't have been more than 5'9" or so. A 5'9" sack of crap, that is Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 12:11:29 GMT -5
If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Jose Lothario, I would shoot Jose Lothario twice. Jeez dude, aren't threats of violence and death against the rules here? That's not cool.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 16:54:31 GMT -5
Here's a interesting fact about Sweatsock:
He's was actually elected Pope back in 2005. The cardinals grabbed Lothario by accident and pulled him inside the conclave. The stench of Jose lead the cardinals to elect him immediately in the first ballot so that the proceedings could end ASAP. Unfortunately, the vestments didn't fit him and he walked out to the balcony completely nude. 46 people died at the mere sight of his naked body.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 5, 2015 17:07:53 GMT -5
Okay, how long has Lothario's Wikipedia listed 'Sweatsock' as a nickname and which one of you did it?
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Post by Prince Petty on Jul 5, 2015 17:19:44 GMT -5
Okay, how long has Lothario's Wikipedia listed 'Sweatsock' as a nickname and which one of you did it? Fantastic. It also has his billed height at 5'7" which, while probably close to his true height, is surely not what he was ever billed as.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 5, 2015 19:04:23 GMT -5
That's a good point, he couldn't have been more than 5'9" or so. A 5'9" sack of crap, that is Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high! WILL YOU STOP! Wait...you're talking about Jose... WILL YOU KEEP GOING!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 5, 2015 20:46:05 GMT -5
the fact that it still lists "Sweatsock" as his ring name on Wikipedia made my day.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 5, 2015 20:50:43 GMT -5
"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. But at least we weren't Jose Lothario..." -J. Robert Oppenhemier, 1965
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 5, 2015 21:19:54 GMT -5
I was trying to find out more real information about Jose since his Wikipedia is pretty light on information. He was the major star of San Antonio in the 1960s. He had a boxing background and this is why he is was known as 'Super Sock' as 'sock' was a slang term for punch. A lot of these pictures we see of Jose in the 1970s was after he had been at his height in the 1960s and he was not in as good shape then.
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Post by Talent Name on Jul 5, 2015 21:21:42 GMT -5
I was trying to find out more real information about Jose since his Wikipedia is pretty light on information. He was the major star of San Antonio in the 1960s. He had a boxing background and this is why is was known as 'Super Sock' as 'sock' was a slang term for punch. A lot of these pictures we see of Jose in the 1970s was after he had been at his height in the 1960s and he was not as in good shape then. Round is a shape
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 7, 2015 1:27:27 GMT -5
Is there a clip of ol Sweatsock cutting a promo, I want to hear what his voice sounds like
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 7, 2015 16:36:15 GMT -5
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Post by mizerable on Jul 7, 2015 17:11:39 GMT -5
the fact that it still lists "Sweatsock" as his ring name on Wikipedia made my day. Reminds me when Chris Harris' girlfriend was listed as Susan B Anthony for like 8 months.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jul 7, 2015 17:41:13 GMT -5
That's a good point, he couldn't have been more than 5'9" or so. A 5'9" sack of crap, that is Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high! I'd love to see Sgt. Hartman lose it on Jose.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jul 7, 2015 23:55:11 GMT -5
Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high! I'd love to see Sgt. Hartman lose it on Jose. Sgt. Hartman knew that Leonard was going to shoot him to death that fateful night in boot camp. He willingly accepted his fate because he heard Ol' Sweatsock was coming to boot camp the next day.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 9, 2015 2:45:12 GMT -5
I was trying to find out more real information about Jose since his Wikipedia is pretty light on information. He was the major star of San Antonio in the 1960s. He had a boxing background and this is why he is was known as 'Super Sock' as 'sock' was a slang term for punch. A lot of these pictures we see of Jose in the 1970s was after he had been at his height in the 1960s and he was not in as good shape then. The 1960's were some dark days for wrestling in San Antonio, if Jose was the major star.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jul 12, 2015 17:52:43 GMT -5
Sweatsock never has cleaned up after himself in a movie theater. If he has any popcorn left in the bucket, he just throws it everywhere.
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