No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 27, 2015 16:05:48 GMT -5
What feud? Fighting over the last donut in the break room? They were feuding over who would be the Gobbeldy Gooker. Jose was supposed to be the Gooker but the empty suit got up and ran away from him.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Sept 29, 2015 12:58:16 GMT -5
They were feuding over who would be the Gobbeldy Gooker. Jose was supposed to be the Gooker but the empty suit got up and ran away from him. I also heard it tried to piece back the egg together. While it was inside it. To hide from Jose, sources say.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 29, 2015 14:04:07 GMT -5
The Friendly Terror, just like diarrhea or Casper.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Oct 1, 2015 3:58:40 GMT -5
The Friendly Terror, just like diarrhea or Casper. The guy Jose has in a headlock cause Jose just crapped himself right there.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 4:18:20 GMT -5
They threw a tickertape parade for it the day after SS96. I consider it the best thing Rudy Giuliani ever did. Sid was invited, but he was busy hunting down Lothario family members and power bombing them. Doing Gods work.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Oct 1, 2015 11:54:06 GMT -5
So, that's how HBK lost his smile. Thanks, Jose.
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Oct 7, 2015 18:41:14 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once went to Tijuana to take in a donkey show. The donkey walked off stage, staying he had more dignity than to perform for Jose.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Oct 7, 2015 21:42:47 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once went to Tijuana to take in a donkey show. The donkey walked off stage, staying he had more dignity than to perform for Jose. Not before saying "You're the real jackass, Jose."
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Oct 8, 2015 8:49:23 GMT -5
So yeah do you guys remember this moment? I think that it completely derailed John Cena Top Face Run
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2015 8:53:07 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once went to Tijuana to take in a donkey show. The donkey walked off stage, staying he had more dignity than to perform for Jose. Not before saying "You're the real jackass, Jose." There was a lot of braying and hawing but eventually, Jose left.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 9, 2015 2:57:41 GMT -5
When Jose flushes the toilet it rejects his poop and shoots it back at him.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Oct 9, 2015 16:22:52 GMT -5
When Jose flushes the toilet it rejects his poop and shoots it back at him. That's his reward if he can even trick the toilet bowl itself somehow to not reject him.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 9, 2015 16:28:54 GMT -5
Heard Vince called him about a possible H.O.F induction...
Oh it was not Vince McMahon it was Vince Russo..
And it wasn't the Hall Of Fame he was talking about it was the 'House Of Failures'
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Oct 9, 2015 18:30:36 GMT -5
So yeah do you guys remember this moment? I think that it completely derailed John Cena Top Face Run Tears. I'm shedding tears over here. Amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2015 20:20:13 GMT -5
So yeah do you guys remember this moment? I think that it completely derailed John Cena Top Face Run Tears. I'm shedding tears over here. Amazing. The real reason that Cena is taking a leave of absence is because he got a terminal disease after touching Jose.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 10, 2015 6:31:51 GMT -5
I've heard rumours that the legend of the chupacabra is based on Jose Lothario. Is this true?
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Post by jmule on Oct 10, 2015 6:53:18 GMT -5
I heard Vince came up with the dumpster match idea when he found sweatsock sleeping in his at HQ.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 10, 2015 17:28:41 GMT -5
So yeah do you guys remember this moment? I think that it completely derailed John Cena Top Face Run That is John Cena trying to keep himself from vomiting from Jose's BO. He has that look on his face whenever he's in the state of Texas, that is how powerful it is.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 11, 2015 18:50:40 GMT -5
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Post by jmule on Oct 11, 2015 21:15:30 GMT -5
Holy shit I thought that was a screen..shawn and Jose had a van?!?!
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