Emmet Russell
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The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Feb 15, 2015 5:22:17 GMT -5
At catching people.
God damn, I have seen countless people diving onto Tyrus lately - which makes sense, because he's big and all, right? - yet he can't seem to catch a cold, let alone a human. He just puts in no effort and then falls over slowly.
Even The Miz laughs at his catching ability.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 15, 2015 5:54:01 GMT -5
He's just too tired-uss.
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Post by Chip Chipperson on Feb 15, 2015 6:43:26 GMT -5
Tyrus suffers from TNAitis. It's so serious that it's actually in some psychological health journals. Here's a quick copy paste:
TNAitis (Tee Ehn Ay Itus)
1. A psychological trait that is usually displayed in ex WWE talents but can also occasionally be found in ex indy darlings. People with this trait often don't seem to care about what they're doing and seem to be "going through the motions". Often you will see signs of fatigue, lack of exercise and a severe drop in talent.
Symptoms:
- General fatigue and sluggishness whilst in the work place.
- Unmotivated to do anything except the bare minimum
- Significant loss of ability to the point that basic moves and safety measures disappear from the talents repertoire.
- Bitterness
- Bloating
- Alcohol and Drug Abuse problems
- Some sufferers of TNAitis become targets of Twitter hackers.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 15, 2015 9:07:16 GMT -5
He was just mad because he had a dick on the back of his singlet
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Feb 16, 2015 4:08:06 GMT -5
Yeah, after it happened, Spud RT'd a GIF of him splashing Tyrus off of the steel cage (that they just aired last week) and I was so scared that Tyrus broke him. It seemed like a pretty nasty landing. I haven't even seen the latest episode to see how he did JB's yet, but sounds like it was as bad.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 19:38:34 GMT -5
Maybe he's gets nervous now because the last time he tried to catch someone he looked like he got shot in the head.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 26, 2015 10:48:33 GMT -5
A tuna or peanut butter and jelly sandwich could catch better than Tyrus....although ham or bologna sandwiches are debatable
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 26, 2015 15:13:50 GMT -5
If I found out I had to dive on either of them, the first thing I'd think is "Oh F***...I hope there's someone else there too".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 20:52:07 GMT -5
He was just mad because he had a dick on the back of his singlet Ironically, he wears underwear without dickholes in 'em.
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