Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Mar 31, 2015 4:45:12 GMT -5
I burst out laughing at the cloak.
It's weird too, being used to seeimg him in tracksuit tops and sort of normal "athlete" wear.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Mar 31, 2015 5:58:10 GMT -5
I thought it looked pretty damn excellent.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 31, 2015 6:08:43 GMT -5
The Ballad of Neville Baggins (Bad Parody of WWE Booking and the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Apologies to the late Leonard Nimoy. I'm sorry, so very sorry.) In the middle of the ring, in the Dubya Dubya EE, Stands a strange little hobbit that we all agree. Has sticky out ears and a funny looking nose, so we made him wear a cape instead of human clothes.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now Neville's a high flying chap you know, So we'll stick him in with people who move nice and slow, And we'll make sure to tell all the folks at home, He's not very good using Michael Cole.
But one day Neville was asked to go, On a big adventure to their major show, To bounce around chasing midcard gold, While the company is booked round people slow and old.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Well he fought with Curt Axel! After battling trolls! (The Ascension anyway) He'll feud with a jobber, And to the ring he'll stroll! He'll be chased by fools, Lost in the shuffle, Have some boring diva kick him in the balls.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire, That brave little hobbit whom we all admire, Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold, As jobbing still pays better than an indie role.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Mar 31, 2015 6:16:02 GMT -5
Here are some Electric Six lyrics, from their song Flashy: Ain't nothing wrong with liking a flashy man.
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Mar 31, 2015 6:16:28 GMT -5
The Ballad of Neville Baggins (Bad Parody of WWE Booking and the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Apologies to the late Leonard Nimoy. I'm sorry, so very sorry.) In the middle of the ring, in the Dubya Dubya EE, Stands a strange little hobbit that we all agree. Has sticky out ears and a funny looking nose, so we made him wear a cape of human clothes.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now Neville's a high flying chap you know, So we'll stick him in with people who move nice and slow, And we'll make sure to tell all the folks at home, He's not very good using Michael Cole.
But one day Neville was asked to go, On a big adventure to their major show, To bounce around chasing midcard gold, While the company is booked round people slow and old.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Well he fought with Curt Axel! After battling trolls! (The Ascension anyway) He'll feud with a jobber, And to the ring he'll stroll! He'll be chased by fools, Lost in the shuffle, Have some boring diva kick him in the balls.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire, That brave little hobbit whom we all admire, Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold, As jobbing still pays better than an indie role.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Shut the whole board down right now.
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King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Mar 31, 2015 6:31:05 GMT -5
The Ballad of Neville Baggins (Bad Parody of WWE Booking and the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Apologies to the late Leonard Nimoy. I'm sorry, so very sorry.) In the middle of the ring, in the Dubya Dubya EE, Stands a strange little hobbit that we all agree. Has sticky out ears and a funny looking nose, so we made him wear a cape of human clothes.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now Neville's a high flying chap you know, So we'll stick him in with people who move nice and slow, And we'll make sure to tell all the folks at home, He's not very good using Michael Cole.
But one day Neville was asked to go, On a big adventure to their major show, To bounce around chasing midcard gold, While the company is booked round people slow and old.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Well he fought with Curt Axel! After battling trolls! (The Ascension anyway) He'll feud with a jobber, And to the ring he'll stroll! He'll be chased by fools, Lost in the shuffle, Have some boring diva kick him in the balls.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire, That brave little hobbit whom we all admire, Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold, As jobbing still pays better than an indie role.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
The fact that you know the original Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, as well wrote this parody means I love you. He needs random Divas to be dancing around him while he sits there and looks awesome.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 1, 2015 1:26:46 GMT -5
He just wants to be like Frank Costanza's lawyer.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 1, 2015 3:32:49 GMT -5
Dat Supa Hero Neville.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 1, 2015 9:22:57 GMT -5
He is going to feud with Mr. Sinister Stardust all heroes need a cape
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 1, 2015 9:43:43 GMT -5
I shouted "NO CAPES" in a pretty damn good Edna from The Incredibles impression when he started to do that asai moonsault with it on.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 1, 2015 10:29:35 GMT -5
He is going to feud with Mr. Sinister Stardust all heroes need a cape I shouted "NO CAPES" in a pretty damn good Edna from The Incredibles impression when he started to do that asai moonsault with it on. He's not wearing a cape. IT'S A CLOAK!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 10:48:54 GMT -5
I didn't like the cloak at all. Too goofy looking and doesn't really fit his character. I think some kind of vest or track jacket would suit him better
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 1, 2015 11:24:32 GMT -5
He is going to feud with Mr. Sinister Stardust all heroes need a cape I shouted "NO CAPES" in a pretty damn good Edna from The Incredibles impression when he started to do that asai moonsault with it on. He's not wearing a cape. IT'S A CLOAK! So what you are saying is Neville is a wizard
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 1, 2015 11:25:41 GMT -5
Capes are bad
Ask Madonna.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 11:36:38 GMT -5
The main problem was that it just looked really shoddy. Bad News Barrett has an epic cape. Neville's looks like it came from a Kmart Halloween costume.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 1, 2015 11:52:03 GMT -5
He's not wearing a cape. IT'S A CLOAK! So what you are saying is Neville is a wizard The Man Who Hit Gravity With an Obliviate Spell
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 1, 2015 12:19:45 GMT -5
So what you are saying is Neville is a wizard The Man Who Hit Gravity With an Obliviate Spell Or he uses Wingardium Leviosa all the time
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Post by sonofblaine on Apr 1, 2015 13:06:43 GMT -5
The Ballad of Neville Baggins (Bad Parody of WWE Booking and the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Apologies to the late Leonard Nimoy. I'm sorry, so very sorry.) In the middle of the ring, in the Dubya Dubya EE, Stands a strange little hobbit that we all agree. Has sticky out ears and a funny looking nose, so we made him wear a cape of human clothes.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now Neville's a high flying chap you know, So we'll stick him in with people who move nice and slow, And we'll make sure to tell all the folks at home, He's not very good using Michael Cole.
But one day Neville was asked to go, On a big adventure to their major show, To bounce around chasing midcard gold, While the company is booked round people slow and old.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Well he fought with Curt Axel! After battling trolls! (The Ascension anyway) He'll feud with a jobber, And to the ring he'll stroll! He'll be chased by fools, Lost in the shuffle, Have some boring diva kick him in the balls.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire, That brave little hobbit whom we all admire, Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold, As jobbing still pays better than an indie role.
Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He's under six feet tall! Neville! (Neville) Neville Baggins, He'll prob'ly end up jobbing cos he's small.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 1, 2015 13:11:34 GMT -5
I LOVED the cloak. His whole debut was great.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 20:08:45 GMT -5
Neville Longbottom all up in this bitch.
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