Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Apr 7, 2015 0:25:51 GMT -5
Maggle, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Maggle Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, Maggle. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMaggle’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Vince McMaggle’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! I am the best wrestler in the world. I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Maggle guy. You know who else was a Paul Maggle guy? Maggle Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Maggle is I’m going to leave with the Maggle Championship. I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMaggle’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the Maggle Network. I’m not on the poster of MaggleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Maggle. I’m not on Jimmy Maggle. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Maggle is in the main event at MaggleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job. I’m leaving with the Maggle Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Maggleing. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Maggle. Hey, Maggle Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMaggle is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Maggle Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMaggle is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMaggle alright. We do this whole (anti) bully campaign- This is perfect if you read it in JBL's voice.
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Apr 7, 2015 0:27:02 GMT -5
This thread is an absolute disaster, I love it.
Maggle.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 0:27:28 GMT -5
VIVA LA MAGGLE!
We lie We cheat We MAGGLE!
We lie We MAGGLE! We steal!
We MAGGLE! We cheat We steal
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Post by chazraps on Apr 7, 2015 0:29:15 GMT -5
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Maggle comes to me.
Whisper words of wisdom, Let It Be, Maggle.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 7, 2015 0:29:39 GMT -5
Dat's hard Maggles, Daddeh.
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Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Apr 7, 2015 0:30:09 GMT -5
THESE PUNK BITCHES DON'T EVEN HOOP, MAGGLE. THESE f***BOYS JUST OBSESS OVER THEIR SUPREME-BRANDED HATS AND SKIRTS, AND THEIR $300 JORDANS, WHILE I'M OFF IN THE COURT PRACTICING MY TIGHT-ASS JUMPSHOT FOR HOURS AT A TIME. IMMA BREAK THE ANKLES OF THESE SCRUBS WORSE THAN STEPH CURRY DID TO CP3, MAGGLE!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 7, 2015 0:31:22 GMT -5
Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines.
Raphael is cool but rude.
MAGGLE-angelo is a party dude!
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 7, 2015 0:31:33 GMT -5
Somebody call ma Maggle
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Post by Demented on Apr 7, 2015 0:31:46 GMT -5
Ladies and Maggles, Maggles and girls, Maggles of all ages. D-Generation MAGGLE proudly present to you it's 5 time WWE TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONS OF THE MAGGLLLLLLLLLLE, The Road Dogg Maggle James, the Bad Ass Maggle Gunn, The New Age MAGGLES!
And if you're not down with that, then we got two Maggles for ya
MAGGLE IT!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 7, 2015 0:32:35 GMT -5
Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at MAGGLE Rock.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 7, 2015 0:32:44 GMT -5
Everybody knows, wants to know. Where Maggle's been.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 0:32:50 GMT -5
BAW MAGGLE KANG! DAT MAGGLE HAS A FAMILY! AS MAGGLE AS MY WITNESS DAT MAGGLE BEEN BROKEN IN HALF KANG! HES BEING WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MAGGLE!
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 7, 2015 0:32:54 GMT -5
i have always loved Hulk Maggle v Ultimate Maggle at Wrestlemania 6
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Apr 7, 2015 0:33:32 GMT -5
I'm getting ready to put y'all up on something, man Yo, when you see something ill, know what I mean? That shit is Maggle, anything ill you see is Maggle Maggle, have a big 6 at the curb, that's Maggle Especially if he got the fully equipped kit on it, it's Maggle Like you know what I mean? Like, Maggle
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Post by Demented on Apr 7, 2015 0:35:10 GMT -5
Everybody knows, wants to know. Where Maggle's been. "MAGGLES FAT!"
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 7, 2015 0:35:18 GMT -5
It's that damn Magglekind and that stinky, disgusting Mr. Maggle!
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Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Apr 7, 2015 0:35:51 GMT -5
WE! ARE THE CRYSTAL MAGGLES! WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY! AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T WE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY! THAT'S WHY THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD BELIEVE IN GARNET! AMETHYST! AND PEARL! AND MAGGLE!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 0:38:15 GMT -5
It's time to play the MAGGLE... Time to play the MAGGLE! Ha ha
It's all about the MAGGLE and how you play it. All about control and if you can take it. All about your debt and if you can pay it. It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.
I am the MAGGLE , you don't wanna play me. I am control, no way you can change me. I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me. I am the pain and I know you can't take me.
Look over your shoulder, ready to run. Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun. I am the MAGGLE and I make the rules. So move on out here and die like a fool. Try to figure out what my moods gonna be. Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me? Don't you forget that the price you can pay Cause I am the MAGGLE and I want to play....
It's time to play the MAGGLE........hahaha Time to play the MAGGLE!
It's all about the MAGGLE and how you play it. It's all about control and if you can take it. It's all about your debt and if you can pay it. It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.
I am the MAGGLE, you don't wanna play me. I am control, there's no way you can change me. I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me. I am your pain and I know you can't take me.
Play the MAGGLE Your gonna be the same Your gonna change your name Your gonna die in flames
Ha ha
Time to play the MAGGLE! It's time to play the MAGGLE... It's time to play the MAGGLE... It's time to play the MAGGLE... Time to play the MAGGLE! Ha ha
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 7, 2015 0:38:51 GMT -5
Shift in to Maggle.
GoooooooOOOooo!
Mighty Maggles roar, Maggle charged for more. Drive around the Maggle.
Go! Maggle Rangers Maggle, go!
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Post by Demented on Apr 7, 2015 0:39:58 GMT -5
HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN' FOR YOU, MAGGLE!
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