IT'S ME, MAGGLE! IT'S ME, MAGGLE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

[Demented]

Aw, son of a Maggle.

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I WAS TWERKIN' ALL ALONG MAGGLE! HAHA I LOVE IT!!

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

You all Maggled it! You all Maggled it! Hook, line and sinker! You all Maggled it. Every damn one of you were made Maggles of.

[Deleted]

I'm Kanefused...

[Jeff Mangum PI]

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! EVEN THAT GOAT-FACED LITTLE TROLL BOUGHT IT, HAHA!

[Deleted]

GIMMIE A MAGGLE YEAH!
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE MAGGLE IS COOKING
REST IN MAGGLE
IF YOU WANT MAGGLE...COME GET MAGGLE
HAVE A MAGGLE DAY

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

MAGGLE AGGRESSION

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Apr 7, 2015 0:13:22 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

GIMMIE A MAGGLE YEAH!
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE MAGGLE IS COOKING
REST IN MAGGLE
IF YOU WANT MAGGLE...COME GET MAGGLE
HAVE A MAGGLE DAY

I AM A WRESTLING-AH... MAGGLE!!

...Wait...

[Demented]

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside, Maggle. You gotta take a stand it don't help to hide, Maggle.

If you hurt my Maggles then you hurt my pride. I got to be a Maggle I can't let it slide.

I am a Real AmeriMAGGLE fight for the rights of every Maggle. I am a Real AmeriMAGGLE fight for whats right fight for your MAGGLE!

[Deleted]

MAGGLEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD ON YOU MAGGLES!

[Dave the Dave]

IT DOESNT MAGGLE WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

[Mister Pigwell]

Space Maggle may be the oldest ride, but it has the longest line.
Woo!

[Deleted]

I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A CAN OF MAGGLE ASS ON YOU

[Demented]

ALL ABOARD THE MAGGLE TRAIN!

MAGGLING AIN'T EASY!

[Defrebel - White Pony]

DRINK BEER
RAISE SOME HELL
BEAT MAGGLE

AWWWWWWWWWWW HELL YEAH

BEAT MAGGLE
LEAVE MAGGLE ON THE FLOOR
BEGGING FOR MERCY
AWWW HELL YEAH

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Apr 7, 2015 0:19:02 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

HE'S CHOKING HIS SON AND WIFE UNTIL THEIR BRAINS CAN'T RECIEVE OXYGEN ANYMORE, MAGGLE! HE'S GETTING THE CORD AND HANGING IT FROM THE CEILING, MAGGLE! IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYING CRIPPLER, MAGGLE, HAHA I LOVE IT!

[Deleted]

follow...the MAGGLES!

*DERP*

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Maggle, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Maggle Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Maggle. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMaggle’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Vince McMaggle’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best wrestler in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Maggle guy. You know who else was a Paul Maggle guy? Maggle Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Maggle is I’m going to leave with the Maggle Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMaggle’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the Maggle Network. I’m not on the poster of MaggleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Maggle. I’m not on Jimmy Maggle. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Maggle is in the main event at MaggleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the Maggle Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Maggleing. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Maggle.

Hey, Maggle Cabana, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMaggle is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Maggle Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMaggle is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMaggle alright. We do this whole (anti) bully campaign-

[Jonathan Michaels]

LA VITTORIA E MAGGLE!

[Defrebel - White Pony]

1. NOTHING WRONG WITH MAGGLE
2. NOTHING WRONG WITH MAGGLE
3. NOTHING WRONG WITH MAGGLE
4. NOTHING WRONG WITH MAGGLE

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH

LET THE MAGGLES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MAGGLES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MAGGLES HIT THE FLOOR