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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 3, 2015 20:15:54 GMT -5
Lancel's gonna find that breast plate stretcher one of these days
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 3, 2015 20:18:50 GMT -5
Tommen, that sweet poon is on lockdown until you get this straight
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 3, 2015 20:22:00 GMT -5
Tommen, that sweet poon is on lockdown until you get this straight Tommen truly is King Butters
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 3, 2015 20:24:53 GMT -5
Melisandre's purpose is to:
1) spew nonsense 2) get naked
Let's just be glad Bray Wyatt only does one of those things
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Post by hossfan on May 3, 2015 20:28:47 GMT -5
Melisandre's purpose is to: 1) spew nonsense 2) get naked Let's just be glad Bray Wyatt only does one of those things Hey, be fair: she queefs out shadow monsters too.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 3, 2015 20:41:59 GMT -5
Are we sure the Sand Snakes aren't an all-girl pop singing group?
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Post by Crimson on May 3, 2015 20:42:14 GMT -5
I need to monologue before giving you a straight answer.
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Post by Perd on May 3, 2015 20:45:21 GMT -5
Jorah's always trying to slip a little something to Dany.
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Post by Crimson on May 3, 2015 20:51:31 GMT -5
This attacking one at a time strategy clearly isn't working.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 3, 2015 20:56:18 GMT -5
Now who is going to watch 'Matlock' reruns?
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Post by Cela on May 3, 2015 21:00:57 GMT -5
Two main characters near death, WHO WILL SURVIVE TO NEXT WEEK!?
*Next week preview*
Not this guy!
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 3, 2015 21:01:30 GMT -5
Even with all the streamlining, Dany's story is going nowhere. Quite the accomplishment. Now they kill off the only character I like from that story. Tyrion and Varys better get there quick.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 3, 2015 21:02:40 GMT -5
Sansa: Then he(Rhaegar) kidnapped and raped her(Lyanna). Littlefinger: Oh, really. {Spoiler}From the previews for next week, it looks like Ramsay gets fresh with Sansa. Even Martin wouldn't do that. Well, to a real Stark.
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Post by Cela on May 3, 2015 21:02:43 GMT -5
Melisandre's purpose is to: 1) spew nonsense 2) get naked 3) be a deus ex machina when George can't figure out how to resolve a scenario. Let's just be glad Bray Wyatt only does one of those things Fixed that. Though, naked Bray may yet happen.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 3, 2015 21:08:54 GMT -5
Melisandre's purpose is to: 1) spew nonsense 2) get naked 3) be a deus ex machina when George can't figure out how to resolve a scenario. Let's just be glad Bray Wyatt only does one of those things Fixed that. Though, naked Bray may yet happen. I would prefer they kill her off and replace her with Thoros of Myr. No explanation, he's just there by Stannis drinking while Stannis grits his teeth.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 3, 2015 21:11:46 GMT -5
That whole bit with Beric Dondarrion a few seasons ago went NOWHERE
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 3, 2015 21:14:35 GMT -5
That whole bit with Beric Dondarrion a few seasons ago went NOWHERE That is what happens when you cut out a major character. Others just dissapear and piss about.
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Post by Crimson on May 3, 2015 21:18:34 GMT -5
Two main characters near death, WHO WILL SURVIVE TO NEXT WEEK!? *Next week preview* Not this guy! It should be Grey Worm. Between the two, Barristan's death would be more impactful on Dany and with Jorah trying to get back into her inner-circle again, it would make sense.
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Post by Perd on May 3, 2015 21:26:39 GMT -5
Spoiler for a TWoW sample chapter (Arya) and potential spoiler for this season: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}I had read that the Mercy chapter was going to be part of this season, and with Mace Tyrell and Maryn Trant going to Braavos, I expect it will be. With Trant taking the place of Raff the Sweetling.
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Post by Cela on May 3, 2015 21:30:52 GMT -5
Two main characters near death, WHO WILL SURVIVE TO NEXT WEEK!? *Next week preview* Not this guy! It should be Grey Worm. Between the two, Barristan's death would be more impactful on Dany and with Jorah trying to get back into her inner-circle again, it would make sense. Yep, Grey Worm has plot armor for the moment thanks to his genital-less romance plot with Missandei. And Barristan dying has Dany lose her wise councilman that keeps her from doing bad stuff. Not looking good for Barry.
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