the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Jun 15, 2015 7:15:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2015 7:28:01 GMT -5
Well teh seasons over and only 2 episodes were worth watching.
I still think the decision to leave the Young Griff storyline out was a mistake as it would have added a lot to the show that Dorne didnt.
Dorne been one scene and nothing would have been lost. The whole thing was Dorne for the sake of having Dorne.
Stannis got his, but I doubt Jon Snow will die, because it means there's no reason to ever see the wall again.
Was I the only one who cheered when Sir Mirren got his?
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Post by Crimson on Jun 15, 2015 8:12:22 GMT -5
The Common Folk. They've clearly sided with the Sparrows against the Crown. Not that I expect anyone to take Franken-Gregor in a fight, but Cersei, logically mind you, can't burn the city she wants to rule to the ground. Yeah, that last face we saw of hers totally wasn't planning to murder every last person who spat on her. Oh I know. That's why I was saying she was going to have a complete mental breakdown.
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Post by Sparvid on Jun 15, 2015 9:36:39 GMT -5
Saw it theorized elsewhere, but since the Night's Watch oath says that the person's watch "shall not end until my death", would that mean that if Jon dies and is resurrected somehow, he's technically, "legally" free to leave the order?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 15, 2015 9:43:10 GMT -5
Saw it theorized elsewhere, but since the Night's Watch oath says that the person's watch "shall not end until my death", would that mean that if Jon dies and is resurrected somehow, he's technically, "legally" free to leave the order? That's the theory. I hope he cuts a Hogan/Bash at the Beach style promo, "And the reception I got when came out here, you Night's Watch can stick it brother. Because if it wasn't for Jon Snow, you people wouldn't be here." I love how they had that big dramatic thing where Sansa picked up the screwdriver a few episodes ago only to....drop it at the last minute. She picked the lock. I think we were expecting something more dramatic, but I think it served it's purpose. She couldn't use it against Myranda anyway since she had an arrow pointed at her.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 15, 2015 10:14:22 GMT -5
www.ew.com/article/2015/06/14/game-thrones-jon-dies-interviewAccording to Kit Harrington, Jon is staying dead and that was his last episode. Of course, he could be lying. And it says nothing about if he's dead in the books or not, because D&D have diverged from the books so much for the worse. After this shitty season, I'm not going to stick around to see what happens in Season 6.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 15, 2015 10:27:58 GMT -5
Saw it theorized elsewhere, but since the Night's Watch oath says that the person's watch "shall not end until my death", would that mean that if Jon dies and is resurrected somehow, he's technically, "legally" free to leave the order? If he is resurrected, I think he'll be joining House Night's King as well.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jun 15, 2015 10:38:09 GMT -5
I had no idea Lena Headey had such nice cans Sorry to ruin your day but they weren't hers, it was a body double.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jun 15, 2015 11:09:53 GMT -5
www.ew.com/article/2015/06/14/game-thrones-jon-dies-interviewAccording to Kit Harrington, Jon is staying dead and that was his last episode. Of course, he could be lying. And it says nothing about if he's dead in the books or not, because D&D have diverged from the books so much for the worse. After this shitty season, I'm not going to stick around to see what happens in Season 6. He's got to be lying. Otherwise why would the script call for Melisandre, who is a practitioner of a line of magic which specifically includes resurrections, come back to Winterfell? I wouldn't be surprised if Myrcella is also saved, Doran having been keen enough to send some antidotes with Tristane (though her being dead does further develope a wedge between Jaime and Cersei) God, Dorne was a waste of time. No {Spoiler}"Vengeance...Justice... Fire and Blood" Alexander Siddig was great with what little material he had to work with.
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Post by Cela on Jun 15, 2015 11:36:05 GMT -5
The acting credits for that Cersei scene were probably 'Dick Shaker #2' and 'Titty Shaker #1'. Get that SAG card, folks. Casting Notice: Game of Thrones Looking for Male, age 25-45, Caucasian. Must be really good at yelling "C***!"
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Post by Cela on Jun 15, 2015 11:43:15 GMT -5
So, wait, what's left in book material for main plotlines?(No Winds of Winter, hasn't come out yet, so may change)
Sam's Maester Adventure Arya's Blindness Adventures Brienne... maybe
Is that it?
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Post by hossfan on Jun 15, 2015 12:28:48 GMT -5
The first thing I'm doing if I'm Cersi is sending Ser Frankenstein to Tommen's room to deliver a good spanking. Not as good an episode as either of the last two. The scene in The House of Black and White was especially goofy. The Faceless Guy's dialogue made him sound like The Sphinx from "Mystery Men." And Varys suddenly just showing up made me laugh out loud, but not in a good way.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jun 15, 2015 12:37:10 GMT -5
The first thing I'm doing if I'm Cersi is sending Ser Frankenstein to Tommen's room to deliver a good spanking.Not as good an episode as either of the last two. The scene in The House of Black and White was especially goofy. The Faceless Guy's dialogue made him sound like The Sphinx from "Mystery Men." And Varys suddenly just showing up made me laugh out loud, but not in a good way. I would think the Shame Lady is the first to lose her head. I've never seen a "previously on" be as misleading as the reference to Benjen. Total outright troll of book readers.
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Post by Hakumental on Jun 15, 2015 13:09:48 GMT -5
Utter slog of a season. Outside of the attack in Hardhome and a few smaller moments where the stronger actors can shine (Jorah suddenly finding out about his father's death is the kind of scene that deserves a far better season), this has just been a mess. The Dorne arc should be taught in seminars as the ultimate example of an Idiot Plot. Any writer attached to those scenes should surrender his pen to the local authorities.
On the plus side, Bronn makes it another season.
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Post by Goldenbane on Jun 15, 2015 13:25:24 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I just have to say this....I hate the inclusion of the White Walkers/others/snow zombies in this story. The fights for the iron throne, the different families squabbling, the dragons reappearing in the world, the rise of Dany, the rise and fall of Tyrion, the struggles of the remaining Stark family, Dorne, and everything else is more interesting to me than these f***ing zombies. I'm so sick of zombies it isn't funny...and I realize that George didn't know Zombies were going to be such a huge thing and included in EVERYTHING today when he first wrote the novels, but it's still really annoying. I can't help but feel that the zombies are going to be that Riddler trope...y'know, villains that writers try to make so scary and so intimidating and such a threat....but they are taken out in one punch.
"Oh noes, the zombies is coming! White Walkers! Texas Ranger! We're done for!" GIANT MASSIVE DRAGON FIRE "Oh, never mind they're all burned and dead, including the stupid f*** Others....okay BACK to the interesting stuff! That throne is mine I say unto thee...."
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Jun 15, 2015 13:31:24 GMT -5
www.ew.com/article/2015/06/14/game-thrones-jon-dies-interviewAccording to Kit Harrington, Jon is staying dead and that was his last episode. Of course, he could be lying. And it says nothing about if he's dead in the books or not, because D&D have diverged from the books so much for the worse. After this shitty season, I'm not going to stick around to see what happens in Season 6. He chose his words very carefully. He said he would not be back for season 6 and I believe him. I believe he filmed his resurrection and a few scenes already. They have enough of him to use to tell how he comes back without people being spoiled by reports of him filming. As evidence, a few days before the finale aired, 4 telling spoiler pics leaked. 3 were used in the finale. One shot didn't make the cut. Oh and I absolutely want him to abandon the idiots at The Wall when he comes back. It wouldn't so much be a Hogan heel turn promo as much as the Sting "nothing's for sure" promo. He already has the brooding thing down. And as he leaves his betrayers in the dust I hope they beg him to stay and save them because he is the only one there that knows how to kill the White Walkers. To which he responds, "I know nothing." And walks off leaving them all to their fates
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Post by Perd on Jun 15, 2015 13:33:44 GMT -5
The shame lady should work for WWE. If you do something, like lose to Zack Ryder, she follows you to the ring for a month.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 15, 2015 13:36:05 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I just have to say this....I hate the inclusion of the White Walkers/others/snow zombies in this story. The fights for the iron throne, the different families squabbling, the dragons reappearing in the world, the rise of Dany, the rise and fall of Tyrion, the struggles of the remaining Stark family, Dorne, and everything else is more interesting to me than these f***ing zombies. I'm so sick of zombies it isn't funny...and I realize that George didn't know Zombies were going to be such a huge thing and included in EVERYTHING today when he first wrote the novels, but it's still really annoying. I can't help but feel that the zombies are going to be that Riddler trope...y'know, villains that writers try to make so scary and so intimidating and such a threat....but they are taken out in one punch."Oh noes, the zombies is coming! White Walkers! Texas Ranger! We're done for!" GIANT MASSIVE DRAGON FIRE "Oh, never mind they're all burned and dead, including the stupid f*** Others....okay BACK to the interesting stuff! That throne is mine I say unto thee...." The Sons of Harpy were kicking Drogon's ass before his mom took him for a ride. The army that attacked Hardhome would have made him into luggage.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 15, 2015 13:45:18 GMT -5
Drogon's still young and Viserion and Rhaegal would help their brother out, I assume.
He's no Balerion the Black Dread yet.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 15, 2015 14:02:41 GMT -5
I guess there is some purpose to having that one horny and useless Sand Snake.
Wait...horny but useless? That Sand Snake was Rosa Mendes in disguise!
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