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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 28, 2015 5:18:44 GMT -5
How about that? 5-Hour Energy actually found that unmarketable B+ player to be marketable...
Maybe they'll incorporate it into his on-screen character like they did with X-Pac and his Hansen's Energy Drink. Maybe they can find a way to make it like Popeye's spinach and lead it into the big babyface comeback. But only one though. He may have a lot of heart, but he doesn't need it to be beating 200 times a minute.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 28, 2015 5:58:03 GMT -5
Meh
It's not the kind of high level shilling something like Niagara brings.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 28, 2015 6:06:35 GMT -5
I misread this as "high energy shorts". I was wondering what the f*** that would mean.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 6:46:22 GMT -5
I misread this as "high energy shorts". I was wondering what the f*** that would mean. Very poofy shorts with checkerboards on the legs, obviously.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 28, 2015 9:33:19 GMT -5
YESYESYESYESYES
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Post by MC Blowfish on Apr 28, 2015 10:10:34 GMT -5
Good for him. I hope he's getting paid well for this.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 28, 2015 10:12:57 GMT -5
Squats: because somewhere out there a guy half your size is warming up with your maximum
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Apr 28, 2015 10:15:16 GMT -5
What a nerd. He probably needs it to get through sex with Brie Bella!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 10:15:50 GMT -5
5 Hour Energy does not seem like something that Daniel Bryan would put in his body.
He should be doing spots for tofu or something.
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 28, 2015 10:42:53 GMT -5
5 Hour Energy does not seem like something that Daniel Bryan would put in his body. He should be doing spots for tofu or something. Yeah it doesn't sound a very hippy like product, everybody should chant "you sold out" at him. Then again I haven't bothered looking up what it is he's shilling so it may be made of some sort of energy giving seaweed for all I know.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 10:50:01 GMT -5
Before 5 hour energy: Daniel Bryan: "Yes.......yes........yep........sure why not...." After 5 hour energy: Daniel Bryan: "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES" *smoke comes out of ears, blows through roof of building*
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 28, 2015 12:39:00 GMT -5
I would buy 5 more Subs to the WWE Network if they incorporated 5 Hour Energy into a gimmick.
OH no, Daniel Bryan is in the STFU... he's reaching for the ropes! What's this? Instead of the Ropes, he grabbed a 5 Hour Energy! OH MY GOD HE'S DRINKING IT! VINTAGE INSTANT 5 HOUR ENERGY! HE BROKE THE STFU AND IS GIVING CENA A TRIPLE POWERBOMB OH MY GOD
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 12:50:30 GMT -5
I always wonder why CM Punk didn't endorse Pepsi. 10 year old me started drinking more often becasue it because it was tattooed on his arm and I thought he really liked it. lol
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Post by Perd on Apr 28, 2015 12:54:18 GMT -5
Bryan's next feud revealed: {Spoiler}
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 28, 2015 13:02:00 GMT -5
Bryan's next feud revealed: {Spoiler} {Spoiler}Cowboy:"You been mutilatin' my cattle too long, you so-called 'vegan'!"
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Post by the2ndevil on Apr 28, 2015 14:07:10 GMT -5
Bryan's next feud revealed: {Spoiler}{Spoiler} I got to admit. I was expecting the giant Stacker 2 bottle from that commercial Edge and Christian did years ago.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 14:12:04 GMT -5
I always wonder why CM Punk didn't endorse Pepsi. 10 year old me started drinking more often becasue it because it was tattooed on his arm and I thought he really liked it. lol Nothing makes you feel old like reading someone saying they were influenced at 10 years old by CM Punk.
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Post by Giul T. on Apr 28, 2015 14:14:33 GMT -5
I'm sorta miffed he's not doing spots for mamajuanaextreme.com like Charles Haas Layfield
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Apr 28, 2015 15:06:41 GMT -5
UNLEASH THE POWER OF APPLES!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 28, 2015 15:11:57 GMT -5
UNLEASH THE POWER OF APPLES! Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.
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