Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on May 9, 2015 9:26:52 GMT -5
Like when someone calls me early they rarely fail to ask if I'm awake.
What do they think I'm doing in their ear, snoring hello?
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Lord Rahl
Dennis Stamp
O-H-I-O!!
Posts: 4,753
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Post by Lord Rahl on May 9, 2015 18:07:38 GMT -5
Will you marry me?
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fw91
Crow T. Robot
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on May 9, 2015 18:13:46 GMT -5
When talking to a family in mourning. "If there's anything you need, please don't hesistate to ask."
The f*** you're gonna do? Like George Carlin said, people better start calling bluffs in that scenario
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on May 9, 2015 18:20:25 GMT -5
Why wasn't Batman in the Avengers?
I have been asked that
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fw91
Crow T. Robot
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 40,046
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Post by fw91 on May 9, 2015 18:27:11 GMT -5
"I ain't worried about Nothing." That means that your are worried about everything. If you want to mean that you are care free than you should say "I ain't worried about anything."
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Post by DiBiase is Good on May 9, 2015 18:36:20 GMT -5
Why wasn't Batman in the Avengers? I have been asked that I don't think it's that dumb. Are people stupid for not knowing what superheroes belong to which company? If you have zero interest in comic books, yet enjoy comic book films it's entirely possible to not have a clue about certain details like that.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on May 9, 2015 18:37:22 GMT -5
I'll go with my default answer in these types of thread, "I could care less" when you're referring to something you don't care about.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 9, 2015 18:42:37 GMT -5
"You know wrestling is fake right?"
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Post by edgestar on May 9, 2015 18:43:35 GMT -5
"Were you hungry" when someone is eating a meal/having a snack
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on May 9, 2015 18:53:42 GMT -5
"Pee is sterile, so I can pee in the shower."
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 9, 2015 20:20:04 GMT -5
"I don't eat the booty"
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Post by RedSmile on May 9, 2015 20:44:41 GMT -5
"Can I ask you a question?"
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on May 9, 2015 20:54:30 GMT -5
"Let's make an Adam Sandler Movie."
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
The only good thing in my life is Sonic the Hedgehog and that is ******* sad
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Post by Malcolm on May 9, 2015 21:05:21 GMT -5
"Stop being depressed."
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on May 9, 2015 21:46:56 GMT -5
"Pee is sterile, so I can pee in the shower." If there were a FAN Thread Hall of Fame, the peeing in the shower thread/threads would be first ballot.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 9, 2015 22:10:19 GMT -5
My dad would always say this after I see a movie:
Dad: was it good movie?
Me: yes
Dad: worth seeing?
Me: no it's a good movie not worth seeing... (Well I don't say that)
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on May 9, 2015 22:16:22 GMT -5
My dad would always say this after I see a movie: Dad: was it good movie? Me: yes Dad: worth seeing? Me: no it's a good movie not worth seeing... (Well I don't say that) Ugh I get that After me seeing A:AOUPeople: Any good? Me: yeah it was good........that's all People: So you didn't like it? Does middle ground not exist anymore?, Everything has to be either "terrible" or "f***ing amazing"
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 10, 2015 0:52:11 GMT -5
(a question that I was asked at work)
"What's the difference between the white one and the black one?"
And yes, the answer I gave was "The white one is white, and the black one is black..."
At least she laughed it off.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
Posts: 13,694
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Post by Gecko on May 10, 2015 4:02:29 GMT -5
Having worked in retail in the past, anytime a customer starts a question with "Can't I just...". It ranges from "Can't I just buy one (of these items that are in a sealed pack)?" to "Can't I just finish my shopping (and completely ignore that fire alarm that is going off)?"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 8:41:15 GMT -5
We can still be friends.
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