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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 10, 2015 8:48:06 GMT -5
God yes. As someone who is clinically depressed, the amount of times I'd get told to "Just cheer up" drove me crazy. Like it's that easy. |
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Post by agent817 on May 10, 2015 8:56:16 GMT -5
"Can I ask you a question?" I mostly say "I have a question" or "Let me ask you something," as opposed to this question. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 10, 2015 12:06:42 GMT -5
Why wasn't Batman in the Avengers? I have been asked that That's not even slightly dumb. Not everyone knows what companies different comic book characters are from. |
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Post by Hit Girl on May 10, 2015 12:11:07 GMT -5
"I have the right to my opinion" even when it's obviously wrong.
People confuse the right to have an opinion with the right to have their opinion be given equal validity and credibility to one that is informed and supported by fact.
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 10, 2015 12:27:43 GMT -5
When talking to a family in mourning. "If there's anything you need, please don't hesistate to ask." The f*** you're gonna do? Like George Carlin said, people better start calling bluffs in that scenario The intent is if the griever needs someone to talk to, they will listen, usually. |
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Post by rapidfire187 on May 10, 2015 13:19:55 GMT -5
"Pee is sterile, so I can pee in the shower." I see the logic  |
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Post by Eunös ✈ on May 10, 2015 14:16:34 GMT -5
I'm not racist/Homophobic but "Insert something incredibly racist or homophobic."
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 17:25:23 GMT -5
"Hello, my name is KC3Tron."
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Post by Sephiroth on May 10, 2015 17:30:04 GMT -5
Why wasn't Batman in the Avengers? I have been asked that No bull: whe I saw Man of Steelnthete was this one kid ijnthecseat behind me who kept saying "Where's Dr Doom!" through the whole movie. Finally I couldn't take it and I turned around and snapped "Dr Doom is in MARVEL!" Whole theater gave me an applause. |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 18:00:41 GMT -5
Why wasn't Batman in the Avengers? I have been asked that I don't think it's that dumb. Are people stupid for not knowing what superheroes belong to which company? If you have zero interest in comic books, yet enjoy comic book films it's entirely possible to not have a clue about certain details like that. It's possible...but Marvel and DC plaster their logos everywhere. That lack of observation will grow into a deadly beast, so nip it in the bud before they start asking "Where are all the TIE Fighters?" at a screening of Star Trek 3 or "Is Mr. Krabs Jewish?" |
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Post by Eunös ✈ on May 10, 2015 18:11:50 GMT -5
The Morons on the Top Gear Facebook page that spam every Top Gear post with
"Bring back Clarkson, May and Hammond, being back Clarkson, May and Hammond, Bring back Clarkson, may and Hammond" x100+
It's not going to happen and frankly it makes you sound stupid
They have since moved on, perhaps it's time you did the same.
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Post by Shy Guy on May 10, 2015 18:22:38 GMT -5
i work at a watch store, so i'm going to put "how can you tell the time if there are no numbers?" on the list.
also, "i have a 15 year old who can't tell time, do you have any digital watches?"
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I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on May 10, 2015 18:42:33 GMT -5
The Morons on the Top Gear Facebook page that spam every Top Gear post with "Bring back Clarkson, May and Hammond, being back Clarkson, May and Hammond, Bring back Clarkson, may and Hammond" x100+ It's not going to happen and frankly it makes you sound stupid They have since moved on, perhaps it's time you did the same. On this token. 'Wanna watch Top Gear?' |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on May 10, 2015 19:18:34 GMT -5
i work at a watch store, so i'm going to put "how can you tell the time if there are no numbers?" on the list. also, "i have a 15 year old who can't tell time, do you have any digital watches?" I am sure he has a cell phone/ipod. Probably doesn't want any watch anyway. |
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Post by chazraps on May 10, 2015 19:22:42 GMT -5
"Pee is sterile, so I can pee in the shower." I see the logic Pee isn't sterile though. |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 19:24:29 GMT -5
Why didn't you say so?
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Post by MiLB Fan on May 10, 2015 19:47:04 GMT -5
"Do you work here?" I got that a lot when I worked as a stock clerk for the local supermarket during the summer.
I think I'm about to win the thread with this one. A few days ago I was at work and I overheard a conversation between two employees. One of them had just returned from a trip to Naples, Italy.
Person 1: I just got back from Naples.
Person 2: Isn't that the place with the earthquake?
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THAT'S NEPAL, DUMBASS! I was so flabbergasted, I was actually tempted to say that!
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Post by jagilki on May 10, 2015 19:52:31 GMT -5
"This week on iMPACT, I promise a lot of Surprising Surprises."
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Post by Talent Name on May 10, 2015 19:53:47 GMT -5
I work outside pushing carts, and any comment about the weather is dumb. Like when it's raining I get boy you must be wet, or wow it's raining.
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Post by Blindkarevik on May 10, 2015 20:01:13 GMT -5
I work at a call center .... I could create an entire Wikipedia site (not page, site) on the dumb things I've heard people say.
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