TNA off DA? DA adds ROH June 3rd. Updates in OP.

[Tony Schiavontay]

Jun 3, 2015 16:44:46 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Jun 3, 2015 16:44:46 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

Some goons on Something Awful have actually offered to buy this guy a forum account so that he would sprout his unique form of madness.

Seriously though, guys on the site that NDP is on are pretty infamously delusional.

EDIT: Someone from that exact same comments section was acting like NXT is the inferior product since it's not on network television, disregarding the fact that the Takeover shows are generally speaking some of the best received shows of the year.

[Rave]

Jun 3, 2015 16:44:46 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

Put down the koolaid, buddy.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Nomdeplume just scored a 10 on the TJ Perkins Dick-riding scale.

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Jun 3, 2015 17:15:48 GMT -5 @akeem said:

To be serious for a minute about that guys post. The WWE has had way more great matches than pretty much any other promotion over the last couple of years. It's not like they have face Doink, Bastion Booger, and Giant Gonzalez lumbering around all of the time headlocking each other.

brrt Jrrn Crrnrr drrsnt knrrr arrnrrr mrrrrvs

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

[Chainsaw]

Jun 2, 2015 18:31:55 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

AJ Styles rejected an induction to the "prestigious" TNA HOF

"TNA reportedly pitch an offer around a month or two ago to AJ Styles about returning to the company for one more match, followed by a TNA Hall of Fame induction.

The deal was a big money offer, which would have seen Styles come in and likely work one last match at Slammiversary, then get inducted into the Hall of Fame the same night.

Styles tuned the offer down because Styles’ priorities are Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling. "

nodq.com/indy/435292127.shtml

Why won't you just die TNA? PLEASE!!

And people say AJ isn't a smart man...

[Chainsaw]

Jun 2, 2015 20:03:08 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

Jun 2, 2015 18:14:48 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

Russo would have been a terrible hijacker. He'd swerve the plan by simply landing the plane safely.

He'd hold somebody at gunpoint to get into the cockpit, then SWERVE give the pilot a high five. DOUBLE SWERVE that wasn't a gun, it was his wallet, he just held it like a gun in his coat pocket. TRIPLE SWERVE, inside that wallet is a picture of Osama Bin Laden. QUADRUPLE SWERVE that picture was a Mad Magazine fold-in, and it's really a pic of Alfred E. Neuman. ADDITIONAL SWERVE the plane was one of those old quarter planes that little kids ride outside of a supermarket, the pilot was five years old, and he doesn't understand any of this.

Second to last swerve, this was all taking place in an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

[ededdneddy]

Jun 4, 2015 0:20:55 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

[Tony Schiavontay]

To save money, all Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Mike Tenay, Jeremy Borash and the announcer's broom closet have all been let go. Starting immediately, this is the new TNA commentary team:

[Big DSR Energy]

Jun 4, 2015 22:56:19 GMT -5 Tony Schiavontay said:

To save money, all Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Mike Tenay, Jeremy Borash and the announcer's broom closet have all been let go. Starting immediately, this is the new TNA commentary team:

Fixed.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

I feel like I have reiterate this point. If TNA could book a television show even a quarter as entertaining as the story of their demise has been, they might actually be closer to WWE than ROH, NJPW, and Lucha Underground on the North American wrestling totem pole.

This story has it all. Betrayal, justice, great heels (Dixie, Corgan, Russo) and faces (AJ Styles, ROH, Dave Meltzer), plot twists, and of course, some of the best comedy I've ever seen.

[Aya Reiko]

Jun 4, 2015 23:17:39 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

Jun 4, 2015 22:56:19 GMT -5 Tony Schiavontay said:

To save money, all Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Mike Tenay, Jeremy Borash and the announcer's broom closet have all been let go. Starting immediately, this is the new TNA commentary team:

Fixed.

Double Fixed.

[cityboy]

Jun 5, 2015 1:47:06 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

I feel like I have reiterate this point. If TNA could book a television show even a quarter as entertaining as the story of their demise has been, they might actually be closer to WWE than ROH, NJPW, and Lucha Underground on the North American wrestling totem pole.

This story has it all. Betrayal, justice, great heels (Dixie, Corgan, Russo) and faces (AJ Styles, ROH, Dave Meltzer), plot twists, and of course, some of the best comedy I've ever seen.

I love Billy Corgan music to this day but maybe when he's not singing he should just keep a sock in it. Even most Pumpkins fans can't stand the guy.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

The president of destination america just got a boner

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Jun 8, 2015 17:30:14 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

The president of destination america just got a boner

After putting away his ghost catcher, he wipes away a tear of joy with a chicken wing.

[Just call me D.j.m.]

Jun 3, 2015 16:44:46 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

Can someone give me a pro-wrestling appropriate "Bruh" jpeg?

Because...bruh.

[543Y2J]

Jun 8, 2015 17:48:54 GMT -5 Just call me D.j.m. said:

Jun 3, 2015 16:44:46 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

Can someone give me a pro-wrestling appropriate "Bruh" jpeg?

Because...bruh.

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Now thats denial that I can respect

Crazy on guys!!!

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Jim Cornette said on his podcast that one of his friends who works in the TNA office and is named Mike was accidentally sent a copy of TNA's financials in an Excel spreadsheet meant for a Mike who's the head of their merchandising.

TNA vs Email is the greatest feud since Orton vs Tables.