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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 13, 2015 2:12:19 GMT -5
The TNA thread has just been kicked off the stickied list. We haven't replaced it with ROH. Yet.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 13, 2015 2:16:58 GMT -5
Heh, it's not like this thread will go off into Page 2 any time soon with the amount of threads being made about TNA subjects not related to its eventual demise these days.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 13, 2015 7:22:34 GMT -5
Dixie Carter just released a statement denying they've been unsticked, and are exploring legal options.
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Jun 13, 2015 7:25:17 GMT -5
Dixie Carter just released a statement denying they've been unsticked, and are exploring legal options. Yeah, I got the statement right here... it was written on a crumpled up napkin. It wouldn't be legally binding if it's covered in ketchup stains, right? |
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Post by Larryhausen on Jun 13, 2015 7:38:59 GMT -5
It would be more reliable for TNA to use messenger pigeons. They tried to use Ravens like in Game of Thrones, but all they did was fly to Tommy Dreamer's house and shit on his food. Tommy then cried. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2015 12:08:03 GMT -5
Jim Cornette said on his podcast that one of his friends who works in the TNA office and is named Mike was accidentally sent a copy of TNA's financials in an Excel spreadsheet meant for a Mike who's the head of their merchandising. TNA vs Email is the greatest feud since Orton vs Tables. They're better off hiring a drinking bird to manage their computers at this rate.  Nah, that wouldn't work, either. Once Dixie Carter sees it drinking the water during its presentation, she'll be so fascinated with the bird, nothing would ever get done. Though, that's probably for the best. |
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jun 13, 2015 12:14:09 GMT -5
It would be more reliable for TNA to use messenger pigeons. That's why Taz always said "Let the pigeons loose". It was his way of telling Dixie that she needed to use pigeons instead email. |
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Post by fortknox on Jun 13, 2015 14:59:36 GMT -5
It would be more reliable for TNA to use messenger pigeons. They tried to use Ravens like in Game of Thrones, but all they did was fly to Tommy Dreamer's house and shit on his food. Tommy then cried. And then afterwards he still ate the damn food. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 13, 2015 16:22:25 GMT -5
Breaking News....Billy Corgan replaced by a pigeon.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 13, 2015 16:25:43 GMT -5
Dixie Carter just released a statement denying they've been unsticked, and are exploring legal options. Yeah, I got the statement right here... it was written on a crumpled up napkin. It wouldn't be legally binding if it's covered in ketchup stains, right? nothing written in crayon is legally binding |
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Post by 67 more on Jun 13, 2015 16:30:40 GMT -5
Yeah, I got the statement right here... it was written on a crumpled up napkin. It wouldn't be legally binding if it's covered in ketchup stains, right? nothing written in crayon is legally binding What if I write that "stuff written in crayon is not legally binding" in crayon? |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 13, 2015 19:03:51 GMT -5
nothing written in crayon is legally binding What if I write that "stuff written in crayon is not legally binding" in crayon? you break the universe so please don't. |
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Jun 15, 2015 0:24:13 GMT -5
They're better off hiring a drinking bird to manage their computers at this rate. Nah, that wouldn't work, either. Once Dixie Carter sees it drinking the water during its presentation, she'll be so fascinated with the bird, nothing would ever get done. Though, that's probably for the best. As if TNA can afford water for production meetings. |
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Post by Balesirion on Jun 15, 2015 0:51:09 GMT -5
It would be more reliable for TNA to use messenger pigeons. Finally, a new job for Hostage-Taking Bird! |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Jun 15, 2015 2:33:29 GMT -5
Let's just have birds run the whole company. Canary M. Burns can be the new owner.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 15, 2015 8:10:33 GMT -5
Let's just have birds run the whole company. Canary M. Burns can be the new owner. He just f***ed off to the Canary Islands though |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 15, 2015 19:26:18 GMT -5
Let's just have birds run the whole company. Canary M. Burns can be the new owner. Two magpies are the new commentary team. Koko B. Ware New on air authority figure. |
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jun 15, 2015 21:56:20 GMT -5
Let's just have birds run the whole company. Canary M. Burns can be the new owner. Two magpies are the new commentary team. Koko B. Ware New on air authority figure. "Koko B. Ware New on air authority figure" aaaaaaaand SOLD! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2015 22:12:38 GMT -5
Let's just have birds run the whole company. Canary M. Burns can be the new owner. And the Angry Birds backstory is complete, they're angry because they own a half assed wrestling promotion that is hemorrhaging money. |
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Post by Glitch on Jun 16, 2015 5:40:24 GMT -5
Let's just have birds run the whole company. Canary M. Burns can be the new owner. They already tried using Terry Taylor. |
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