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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 24, 2015 19:45:36 GMT -5
Lyrics that make you do this: Jesus Walks: "The way school need teachers, the way Kathie Lee needed Regis, that's the way I need Jesus"
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Post by DSR on May 24, 2015 22:07:10 GMT -5
"Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies."
I know it continues on from there, but there's a pause after that rhyme, and if you're not paying a lot of attention, it's a kinda funny non sequitur.
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 24, 2015 22:56:55 GMT -5
Backyard with the young n****, lowkey
-Birdman
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 24, 2015 23:02:36 GMT -5
"Weezy F baby and the 'F' is for phenomenal"
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Post by xCompackx on May 24, 2015 23:15:16 GMT -5
"Weezy F baby and the 'F' is for phenomenal" I contend that any of Lil Wayne's "Weezy F baby" lines should be included in this because they're all strange.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 24, 2015 23:22:16 GMT -5
Blessings:
"Even though I get slammed with lawsuits like car doors, see three P.O's like Star Wars"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on May 24, 2015 23:37:13 GMT -5
"Pulled down me pants looked up me bottom". How awfully polite.
"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer".
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 3:40:00 GMT -5
Eat the booty like groceries
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Post by Reflecto on May 25, 2015 3:52:43 GMT -5
They call me the cake man, strawberry shake man.
...Bart Simpson slo-moed the song and found the exact moment 50 Cent became wack. And it came when even Mickey Mouse wouldn't put some of his lyrics on a Disney Raps CD.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on May 25, 2015 3:57:52 GMT -5
"Your vagina is a self cleansing muscular tract, with over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act, in fact 6 point 5 inches side to side, with a PH Value of 4 point 5!"
Ylvis
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 3:59:59 GMT -5
They call me the cake man, strawberry shake man. ...Bart Simpson slo-moed the song and found the exact moment 50 Cent became wack. And it came when even Mickey Mouse wouldn't put some of his lyrics on a Disney Raps CD. I did?
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Post by rapidfire187 on May 25, 2015 7:38:12 GMT -5
Blessings: "Even though I get slammed with lawsuits like car doors, see three P.O's like Star Wars"That's not a weird line, it's a good play on words.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on May 25, 2015 8:37:53 GMT -5
"Your vagina is a self cleansing muscular tract, with over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act, in fact 6 point 5 inches side to side, with a PH Value of 4 point 5!" Ylvis Smooth beats and a biology lesson
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on May 25, 2015 13:31:26 GMT -5
"Your vagina is a self cleansing muscular tract, with over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act, in fact 6 point 5 inches side to side, with a PH Value of 4 point 5!" Ylvis Smooth beats and a biology lesson Word up.
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 25, 2015 13:51:08 GMT -5
every Lil B song
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on May 25, 2015 14:27:44 GMT -5
Suckers stay talking on them internet comments, Mad cause I'm most wanted like Osama
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Post by ibdude on May 25, 2015 20:03:15 GMT -5
Blessings: "Even though I get slammed with lawsuits like car doors, see three P.O's like Star Wars"That actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 25, 2015 20:32:22 GMT -5
"I got this one honey, I call her Trackstar cuz when she f*** she run from me."
You're probably a rapist then Wheezy.
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Post by ShaolinHandLock on May 26, 2015 3:26:30 GMT -5
Just about any song that Suicidal Rap Orgy recorded when they existed (including some of the members solo work). I'd post some examples, but I don't want to be banned from the forum.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 26, 2015 4:25:10 GMT -5
"Your vagina is a self cleansing muscular tract, with over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act, in fact 6 point 5 inches side to side, with a PH Value of 4 point 5!" Ylvis Holy shit. That's just fantastic. As for my contribution I know he was either quoting or paraphrasing Richard Pryor, but Biggie Smalls talking about how a girl looks so good he'd suck on her daddy's d*** is just so unusual. I mean what with how how hetero rappers always tried to make it clear they were during that era. By contrast Easy E rapping about how he pulled someone's panties down and, "the bitch had a d***," doesn't sound that weird for some reason. Probably because so many of E's rhymes were so hyper sexual. It still gets a laugh out of me a lot though.
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