Bub (BLM)
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advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 26, 2015 3:37:15 GMT -5
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on May 26, 2015 8:28:42 GMT -5
Well, that's one way to spin it.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 26, 2015 8:32:16 GMT -5
Well, that's one way to spin it. For anyone unfamiliar, here's wikipedia on his military career. Funny how well that fits with his current persona.
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Post by Germansuplex on May 26, 2015 8:34:38 GMT -5
I still want to think Orton just RKO'd his commanding officer.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 8:36:10 GMT -5
Didn't know about Nash, I'm shocked they make uniforms that big!
Also surprised about Saturn. I have the same eye disorder he has and they wouldn't take me because of it.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 10:09:51 GMT -5
They forgot G.I. Bro!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 26, 2015 10:36:45 GMT -5
What did the Marines expect? He's the Viper!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 10:45:35 GMT -5
What did the Marines expect? He's the Viper! NO HE'S JUST A SNAKE!
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Dat Dude
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Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on May 26, 2015 12:33:28 GMT -5
Also surprised about Saturn. I have the same eye disorder he has and they wouldn't take me because of it. And a Ranger no less, those dudes are the army equivalent to navy seals.
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Post by abjordans on May 26, 2015 15:40:26 GMT -5
Well, that's one way to spin it. Orton is lucky he made it in wrestling, isn't it pretty difficult to get any kind of "real" job with a dishonorable discharge in your record?
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 15:43:53 GMT -5
Well, that's one way to spin it. Orton is lucky he made it in wrestling, isn't it pretty difficult to get any kind of "real" job with a dishonorable discharge in your record? Last names make it easy.
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Post by abjordans on May 26, 2015 17:50:46 GMT -5
Orton is lucky he made it in wrestling, isn't it pretty difficult to get any kind of "real" job with a dishonorable discharge in your record? Last names make it easy. I meant more like he is lucky he made it in the wacky world of wrestling and didn't have to venture out in the real world where that past could haunt him.
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
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Post by BrianZane on May 26, 2015 17:56:28 GMT -5
I still want to think Orton just RKO'd his commanding officer. Drill Sergeant: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY, ORTON! Orton: SHUTCHERMOUTH!!!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 26, 2015 19:12:58 GMT -5
What did the Marines expect? He's the Viper! NO HE'S JUST A SNAKE! COBRA
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Scott
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Post by Scott on May 27, 2015 6:43:40 GMT -5
If you earn the name "Sgt. Slaughter" in the marines during the Vietnam era, you've probably seen some things.
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Post by Mid-Carder on May 27, 2015 12:10:29 GMT -5
No Cena?! What? Did I imagine all those salutes?
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 27, 2015 12:19:23 GMT -5
I still want to think Orton just RKO'd his commanding officer. Drill Sergeant: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY, ORTON! Orton: SHUTCHERMOUTH!!! He then went around punting people in the skull who were doing pushups at the time.
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Post by RedSmile on May 27, 2015 13:29:16 GMT -5
I am a little surprised at no mention of Road Dogg, who served as a marine and I think (IIRC) went to Iraq/Kuwait during the first Gulf War.
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TGM
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Post by TGM on May 27, 2015 15:20:15 GMT -5
Instantly thought of Orton and Road Dogg.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 27, 2015 15:30:51 GMT -5
I imagine Road Dogg telling Saddam "Oh you didn't knooooooooow?"
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