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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 0:15:33 GMT -5
Slugging Hogan in the head while he began to hulk up never worked. Why not try a dropkick or a DDT or something? You never know, it might have stopped him.
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Post by Sparvid on Jun 6, 2015 0:55:15 GMT -5
Why does the King of the Ring winner always take it far too literally? Come to think of it, on the other hand, why does the Royal Rumble winner never start to refer to himself as royalty? |
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Post by 67 more on Jun 6, 2015 2:13:05 GMT -5
How does putting your feet on the ropes help with a chinlock when you're lying on the ground? In terms of that, most of your weight is now coming down on the guy's head instead of the mat. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
It's Just a Ride
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 6, 2015 2:15:19 GMT -5
After watching Cena's video at Mania, I asked my friend, "Why doesn't Russev just lay down? Why even bother with a match?"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 2:17:00 GMT -5
I have one: Why does Seth Rollins have such small, useless security? Surely you'd be able to find some bigger, better guys when you're the champion of the company and in with the Authority, the leaders of the whole company. Makes Rollins comical. Thought this was going to be about his penis. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 2:41:57 GMT -5
Why doesnt everyone use the Pedigree, Tombstone, AA or Stunner as their finish? They always work (except at Wrestlemania for some reason). The idea is that a guy who uses a finisher is supposed to have honed the move so well that he does it best. It's why the superkick is so omnipresent but only certain guys use it as a true match-ender. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 2:55:03 GMT -5
If you're, for example, Rollins and Roman Reigns can earn the right to a title match if he wins against Big Show... Why not just attack Big Show during the match, giving him a DQ win, and giving Reigns a loss?
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Jun 6, 2015 3:05:08 GMT -5
Why does the entire premise of professional wrestling fall apart when people ask logical questions?
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jun 6, 2015 3:55:09 GMT -5
I think legitimately killing someone isn't worth a simple pinfall victory ... unless you're a psychopath. Which, in that case, I can see the logic behind the thought. Most rational human beings would think that killing a person for one victory likely isn't worth the amount of prison time they'll be receiving. KEVIN DID IT FOR HIS FAMILY!!! On this whole gun thing, remember when Kurt Angle used a tranquilizer against the Big Show?  |
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Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Jun 6, 2015 4:00:27 GMT -5
Can John Cena really lift The Big Show up for an Attitude Adjustment?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 9:16:38 GMT -5
Can John Cena really lift The Big Show up for an Attitude Adjustment? Can Cena overcome the odds?!!? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 9:25:06 GMT -5
If a referee is missing a finger, can he ever count a guy out of the ring because he only has nine digits?
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jun 6, 2015 9:46:10 GMT -5
If the Authority don't get interrupted in the middle of their boring opening monologue and then put that person in an impromptu "punishment" match, what were they originally planning to have as the main event for the evening?
Why don't they higher bigger and stronger referees so they don't get knocked unconscious from one accidental bump?
WHY THE f*** DOES KANE WRESTLE IN A SUIT AND ELBOW PADS?!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 6, 2015 9:47:05 GMT -5
Why does John Cena wear his knee-pads even when he isn't scheduled to wrestle?
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 6, 2015 9:51:41 GMT -5
Why would you catch flies in your mouth To taste freedom while you dare. I mean, you're not going to see the sun again for years to come, you may as well have a full stomach. |
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Post by lookout on Jun 6, 2015 9:56:19 GMT -5
The Why bounce off the ropes? All you have to do is grab it. Because the company says you must. Just like any other sport or game it's a rule that must be followed. Refusal to run the ropes when your opponent sends you into them, is cause for termination, fines, etc. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 10:43:43 GMT -5
I have one: Why does Seth Rollins have such small, useless security? Surely you'd be able to find some bigger, better guys when you're the champion of the company and in with the Authority, the leaders of the whole company. Makes Rollins comical. He has small man's syndrome because of his penis size and his domineering parents who always favor his older, taller brother, so his security guards have to be a lot shorter than him. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 6, 2015 10:49:45 GMT -5
Why didn't anyone bring a mongoose to the ring, to counter Jake Roberts' king cobra?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 6, 2015 10:57:38 GMT -5
Why doesn't the heel champ immediately DQ himself in every match?
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 6, 2015 11:11:58 GMT -5
How is it possible for a local man to ruin EVERYTHING?
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