Forgetful R-Truth

[fortknox]

This needs to be R-Truth's new gimmick where he comes out an gives an interview for a match that he's not in and Kane has to remind him that he's not in the match.

Hell, have him talk about major wrestling moments like he was in it and Kane has to remind him he wasn't.

R-Truth: I remember the time, 5 years ago when I, along with Wade Barrett, Daniel Bryan and the rest of Nexus made our debut by attacking CM Punk and John Cena.

Kane: Truth you weren't apart of the Nexus beat down.

R-Truth: If I wasn't apart of it then who was that black guy with them? You know the one that doesn't look like John Cena.

Kane: Trust me he's not important but, believe me it wasn't you.

R-Truth: Oh OK. My bad.

Of hell even include moments from TV shows.

Kane: Time to go to the RAW.

R-Truth: It'll be great to see the gang. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.

Kane: That was Happy Days!

R-Truth: No, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle. Or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

[Perd]

Except for Truth, I want to forget everything about that Raw.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

MY BAD!!

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

I want to know how many people didn't automatically know Truth wasn't in the match when his music hit.

[madness50]

Jun 8, 2015 22:50:41 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

I want to know how many people didn't automatically know Truth wasn't in the match when his music hit.

I actually didn't remember if he was or not lol.

[r.]

When R Truth asked that, I half expected Vince to do a cameo and say "Excellent question Shelton"

[Deleted]

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to remember that Truth wasn't in MITB, but once I did, and then having it pointed out, I legit laughed out loud. I can count on one hand the amount of times that's happened in the almost 30 years I've watched WWE. I would like to thank Truth personally for this one day, because it's deserved.

[kevin]

Jun 8, 2015 22:50:41 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

I want to know how many people didn't automatically know Truth wasn't in the match when his music hit.

I figured they added him in a tweet and I had missed it. I was expecting them to make it 8 people anyway.

[JTG Fan]

Nah, I don't want this to become a thing. It was completely perfect as a one-off, especially because like everyone else, I sure as f*** couldn't keep track and figured he was in the match.

[Deleted]

This just shows we need more R-Truth on our TV's doing comedy. That was amazing

[chazraps]

My favorite part was Truth asking if Kane was sure.

This segment was so great. Not only was Truth perfect, but this was Corporate Kane how he should be, not an evil authority figure, but just an asshole bureaucratic middle-management type that happens to be the devil's favorite demon in a suit.

[hargh]

"Hey, remember when me and Big Show dumped out Dolph Ziggler and Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose before being double eliminated by Roman Reigns back in the rumble? Good times! Good times!"

"That was.....yes, that was you Truth. That was you."

[fortknox]

Bumping this after last night's RAW. They need to make forgetful R-Truth a thing.

[Porky's Butthole]

Might as well take this f***er full circle...


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