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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 1, 2015 14:01:07 GMT -5
Well, one person solicited the other for sex for $100. I'm also not entirely sure how age of consent laws apply with 16 year olds and 30+ year olds. There might be a giant "BUT" there. Also, he tried to solicit a Subway franchisee for sex and when said franchisee complained, Subway ignored her. Guy's a major scumbag either way. On a personal level, I'm for the legalization of consensual prostitution so it can be made safe, so I'm not too bothered on that point. If the AOC is 16, then it's 16. If however the AOC is 18 and Jared is either above the close-in-age exception or there is no close-in-age exception, then there may be a point. I know there's a lot of suspicion on Jared right now for child porn claims, but legal acts should not be used as evidence against him. But still, the jokes really do write themselves.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 1, 2015 14:09:20 GMT -5
My favorite joke on this came from reddit:
"Even after a decade, we find Jared getting into smaller and smaller pants."
Still pretty scummy, even if it falls under AOC for that state or whatever.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 14:12:06 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. So we're going to pretend that dead hooker wasn't found in Tony the Tiger's trailer? Hey! My uncle Tony is a prince among tygers
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 1, 2015 14:13:18 GMT -5
It said he wanted to advertise herself on Craigslist so she can have sex with different men while he watches. Can you just imagine you're one of the dude who answers the ad and your surprise that Jared from Subway is watching you boinking it. Like imagine how awkward it must be every time you bring up you met Jared from Subway and the other persons asks how "Sweet! I finally get to have Herb from Burger King watch me have sex!"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 1, 2015 14:51:09 GMT -5
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Post by darbus alan on Aug 1, 2015 14:55:37 GMT -5
I'm sticking by my theory that CM Punk, Luke Gallows, and Serena were undercover FBI agents and when Punk ordered the other SES members to get him Jared from Subway, it was to place him into custody.
And then DX had to interfere, setting back the FBI years.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 1, 2015 15:09:49 GMT -5
I'm sticking by my theory that CM Punk, Luke Gallows, and Serena were undercover FBI agents and when Punk ordered the other SES members to get him Jared from Subway, it was to place him into custody. And then DX had to interfere, setting back the FBI years. Once again, Triple H ruins everything.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 1, 2015 15:24:39 GMT -5
Maybe he's just misunderstood?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 15:27:50 GMT -5
Maybe he's just misunderstood?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 1, 2015 15:41:55 GMT -5
It said he wanted to advertise herself on Craigslist so she can have sex with different men while he watches. Can you just imagine you're one of the dude who answers the ad and your surprise that Jared from Subway is watching you boinking it. Like imagine how awkward it must be every time you bring up you met Jared from Subway and the other persons asks how Way more terrifying if you think the spokesperson is Lesnar.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 1, 2015 16:01:37 GMT -5
All of our childhood heroes are turning their backs on us. When will it end?
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Post by Lancers on Aug 1, 2015 16:05:15 GMT -5
Way more terrifying if you think the spokesperson is Lesnar. When he's finished....
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 1, 2015 16:47:30 GMT -5
SWERVE! Lesnar watched Jared from the corner of the basement instead!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 16:56:49 GMT -5
"100 dollars!? LOL I'll pretend that you said five dollars."
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 1, 2015 16:56:54 GMT -5
All of our childhood heroes are turning their backs on us. When will it end? It's better than us turning our backs on Jared's footlong.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 1, 2015 16:59:39 GMT -5
He had sex with a 16 year old sandwich?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 1, 2015 17:00:24 GMT -5
That's just crazy. I know the age of consent is 16 in that state but come on. It still makes you look bad nationwide because your ugly mug is in every goddamn commercial! Also, he did pay her for sex so it is illegal.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 1, 2015 17:23:44 GMT -5
A career of a lifetime flushed down the toilet. All he had to do was eat sandwiches for the rest of his life. Now he'll have to go out and get a real job which will be hard with that on his record.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Aug 1, 2015 17:49:39 GMT -5
He had sex with a 16 year old sandwich? Jared: "Guys, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute." Employee: "Are you going to have sex with it?" Jared: (pause) "Yes."
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Post by darbus alan on Aug 1, 2015 18:42:36 GMT -5
"100 dollars!? LOL I'll pretend that you said five dollars." "I'm suing Jared from Subway for false advertising. That is in no way a footlong."
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