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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Aug 1, 2015 19:48:16 GMT -5
All of our childhood heroes are turning their backs on us. When will it end? If there's someone out there who considers Jared one of their childhood heroes...well, some of us better have had really awesome childhoods to compensate for their terrible one. I think.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 19:55:50 GMT -5
That's just crazy. I know the age of consent is 16 in that state but come on. It still makes you look bad nationwide because your ugly mug is in every goddamn commercial! Also, he did pay her for sex so it is illegal. Consensual sex work should be legal, though. Not saying that's what happened here, there's no proof either way, just saying.
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Post by Cela on Aug 1, 2015 20:33:49 GMT -5
"If there's grass on the field, play ball"-Jared from Subway* *may or may not have said this More like "If there's lettuce on the sub, eat it" Edit: (I read the article) "If there's lettuce on the sub, eat it. Also let me watch another man eat a sub for $500." Some people like interactive porn. Make it a combo.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 1, 2015 22:47:28 GMT -5
He had sex with a 16 year old sandwich? Homer hit it first:
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 1, 2015 22:51:44 GMT -5
Also, he did pay her for sex so it is illegal. Consensual sex work should be legal, though. Not saying that's what happened here, there's no proof either way, just saying. Should it be? Probably...but then again that really will be hard to decide which is consensual and which isn't because pimps do exist and a lot of that relationship is....yeah. Bottom line is it isn't legal in everywhere, but Nevada (I think) and Jared knew that when he did this stupid crap so he has no one but himself to blame. It's like what Warren Sapp did in Arizona.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Aug 1, 2015 22:56:27 GMT -5
Also, he did pay her for sex so it is illegal. Consensual sex work should be legal, though. Not saying that's what happened here, there's no proof either way, just saying. He is also 21 years older than her, for there to be such a massive age gap indicates that he wanted someone that he could manipulate.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 0:10:41 GMT -5
All of our childhood heroes are turning their backs on us. When will it end? When man's heart is full of deceit... It burns up, dies... And a dark shadows falls over his soul... From the ashes of a once great man, has risen a curse... A wrong that must be righted... We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black hearts of the same man who created him... The battle between good, and evil has begun... Against an army of shadows, lies the dark warrior... The prevailer of good... With a voice of silence... And a mission of justice... This is.... Bob from lighting.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 1:11:17 GMT -5
Also, he did pay her for sex so it is illegal. Consensual sex work should be legal, though. Not saying that's what happened here, there's no proof either way, just saying. None of it is, but her being a minor makes it a worse offense as well.
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Post by 67 more on Aug 2, 2015 2:17:17 GMT -5
Consensual sex work should be legal, though. Not saying that's what happened here, there's no proof either way, just saying. None of it is, but her being a minor makes it a worse offense as well. She was of consenting age.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 2:21:43 GMT -5
None of it is, but her being a minor makes it a worse offense as well. She was of consenting age. Sex work for minors is a greater offense than sex work for non-minors. Even if she was at the consenting age, she's still under 18, so she's a minor. Maybe that applies more to the person who set the deal up than Jared, but he did pay for it so I'm not sure. If he didn't pay for it, he'd be creepy but legally in the clear.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 2:29:43 GMT -5
Damn it Jared when someone asks you for a free 6 inch that isn't what they mean.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Aug 2, 2015 5:06:27 GMT -5
Jared gets to operate a business from home selling porn, lose a shitload of weight eating fast food, get rich and famous for losing said weight by partnering up with a nationwide chain, and as icing on the cake, he gets to bang high school chicks on the side? If I didn't know any better, I'd say Jared is living the American dream. We should put him on the $1 bill with Subway sandwiches lining the border.
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Post by Sparvid on Aug 2, 2015 5:50:04 GMT -5
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Post by Sam Punk on Aug 2, 2015 8:33:35 GMT -5
That's messed up.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 2, 2015 12:14:37 GMT -5
Consensual sex work should be legal, though. Not saying that's what happened here, there's no proof either way, just saying. Should it be? Probably...but then again that really will be hard to decide which is consensual and which isn't because pimps do exist and a lot of that relationship is....yeah. That is an issue, but regulated sex work can eliminate some of those concerns. It won't eliminate it completely, but nothing is perfect.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 2, 2015 15:13:56 GMT -5
So could Jared walk into any Subway and get a free sandwich? I wonder if he can still do that
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Post by ededdneddy on Aug 2, 2015 15:38:45 GMT -5
Or when the Trix Rabbit got high on cocaine and got into that hit-and-run. Who can forget Lucky the Leprechaun and the time he showed some kids his "Lucky Charms" Or Count Choculas love for anyone ebony...literally Sexual Chocolate before Mark Henry started using it So could Jared walk into any Subway and get a free sandwich? I wonder if he can still do that He has to pay $100 and sit in the corner watching people make the sandwich and.......okay i am going to see myself out of here cause oh god that just sent a bad image in my mind
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 2, 2015 15:57:42 GMT -5
Hell, Franken-Berry has an ass for a head.
DO NOT let him around kids.
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Post by edgestar on Aug 2, 2015 19:20:20 GMT -5
So could Jared walk into any Subway and get a free sandwich? I wonder if he can still do that He's probably gonna have to pay now... But he probably still qualifies for employee discount
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