Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jul 20, 2015 8:53:10 GMT -5
...and the bartender says, "What the hell is Sarah Jessica Parker doing here?"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 20, 2015 9:09:27 GMT -5
Funny story...ok it's not a funny story, I just don't know another good opening line to start a random bar story.
I've actually been in a bar when a horse walked in. It's rider had it up on the sidewalk (he was drunk of course) and the horse tried to turn around. It ended up backing through the giant plate glass window of the bar and ended up spinning and coming about two lengths into the bar. It slipped and fell into the glass a couple times as it tried to get back up, before it finally was able to leave.
The vet ended up putting it down in the middle of the street as it was bleeding out from a bunch of different deep cuts.
Of course the drunk rider was unhurt and was screaming that he would sue the bar for "murdering my horse". The bar is still there and has a memorial jar for the horse that's given to the local animal shelter.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jul 20, 2015 9:44:32 GMT -5
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
Say his name and he appears! I believe in Demented!
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Post by Demented on Jul 20, 2015 9:46:51 GMT -5
So, this horse walks up to the bar door.
The bartender says, "Who's that at the door?!"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 20, 2015 13:39:12 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about the footage shown on The Daily Show a few years ago.
When John Oliver was filling in for Jon Stewart, Kate Middleton had her first baby and they were showing footage from England, at one point it showed a pub with a horse walking around in it. Ollie has them go back to it, and talks about how the horse is walking around in the pub, nobody's reacting to it, and that it must be an everyday occurrence because it seems like it's mingling.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 20, 2015 13:44:03 GMT -5
...and the bartender says, "What the hell is Sarah Jessica Parker doing here?" I'm Lillian Garcia. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 20, 2015 14:40:50 GMT -5
A man went up to a horse and said "why the long face?"
The man laughed
So the horse kicked him in the balls.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jul 20, 2015 15:54:12 GMT -5
Horse walks into bar. Animal control quickly follows.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 20, 2015 16:33:37 GMT -5
A horse walks into a bar
It's filled with thugs and ruffians!
Hahah, I love Tangled
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jul 20, 2015 19:15:01 GMT -5
Funny story... ok it's not a funny story, I just don't know another good opening line to start a random bar story.I've actually been in a bar when a horse walked in. It's rider had it up on the sidewalk (he was drunk of course) and the horse tried to turn around. It ended up backing through the giant plate glass window of the bar and ended up spinning and coming about two lengths into the bar. It slipped and fell into the glass a couple times as it tried to get back up, before it finally was able to leave. The vet ended up putting it down in the middle of the street as it was bleeding out from a bunch of different deep cuts. Of course the drunk rider was unhurt and was screaming that he would sue the bar for "murdering my horse". The bar is still there and has a memorial jar for the horse that's given to the local animal shelter. I thought this was going to be story of how a horse entered a bar & shennanigans ensued - That got dark quick |
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