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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 31, 2015 5:27:18 GMT -5
Because of the 'Hogan's legacy' thread, the juxtaposition of a few posts in a row... Hogan's colours are red and yellow. Hogan's skin is orange. Put red and yellow together, and what colour do you get?  |
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Jul 31, 2015 5:37:06 GMT -5
He also has red, white and blue running through his veins according to WCW so presumably on closer inspection that orange skin would have like a pinkish hue
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Post by Germansuplex on Jul 31, 2015 5:58:22 GMT -5
"Orange is the new Black, brother!"
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jul 31, 2015 6:00:55 GMT -5
He is an entomologist (he doesn't study ents), and breeds a specialized version of the Cochineal. These bugs are mashed into a paste to make his patented tanning rub. Really a deep, rich, revivifying skin rub.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 31, 2015 7:14:00 GMT -5
He is an entomologist (he doesn't study ents), and breeds a specialized version of the Cochineal. These bugs are mashed into a paste to make his patented tanning rub. Really a deep, rich, revivifying skin rub.  |
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jul 31, 2015 7:17:43 GMT -5
He is an entomologist (he doesn't study ents), and breeds a specialized version of the Cochineal. These bugs are mashed into a paste to make his patented tanning rub. Really a deep, rich, revivifying skin rub. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 31, 2015 7:20:00 GMT -5
He's actually a Ballpark frank. He plumps when you cook him.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jul 31, 2015 14:17:36 GMT -5
He is an entomologist (he doesn't study ents), and breeds a specialized version of the Cochineal. These bugs are mashed into a paste to make his patented tanning rub. Really a deep, rich, revivifying skin rub. It gets a bit cross when you realize that the cochineal is the insect often used to produce red food dyes. Would you like some Starburst Flavoreds? Now with Bollea! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 15:03:30 GMT -5
He eats too many carrots and tomatoes.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 31, 2015 15:56:35 GMT -5
You know, I always figured he'd be paler, being the rare white Bengal tiger and all.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 16:33:08 GMT -5
Hogan used to actually be tan. Like Thunderlips Hogan was just...a guy that had a tan.
Of course that doesn't apply now, but white trunks thunderlips was a natural tan (I think)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 16:36:57 GMT -5
He is an entomologist (he doesn't study ents), and breeds a specialized version of the Cochineal. These bugs are mashed into a paste to make his patented tanning rub. Really a deep, rich, revivifying skin rub. I have the same expression right now. No-mustache Hogan is weird looking. |
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Post by Demented on Jul 31, 2015 16:56:59 GMT -5
I always thought it was...  |
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