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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 1, 2015 8:04:01 GMT -5
If they can manage to stay on a network, by my calculations, the last episode will air on April 5, 2063.
That same day, a man named Zephram Cochrane will make history as the first human being to travel faster than light. This will in turn draw the attention of a science ship from the planet Vulcan. They will alter course, land on Earth, make First Contact with Mr. Cochrane, and join him at his favorite bar.
Where they will see the last episode of Impact airing on one of the Tv's. This causes great pain to their purely logical brains, and they leave, placing Earth under a general quarantine.
Boom. No United Federation of Planets, no Starfleet, no Enterprise, no Captain Picard, nothing to stop The Borg in the 24th Century from going back in time and assimilating Earth.
We have to stop TNA. For the sake of the future.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 1, 2015 8:07:37 GMT -5
If they can manage to stay on a network Oh thank god, this is just a fantasy then. |
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 1, 2015 8:22:15 GMT -5
If they can manage to stay on a network I'm sure some public access channel will pick em up |
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Post by FinalGwen on Aug 1, 2015 8:24:01 GMT -5
So we need someone to do their best to destroy TNA and keep it off TV? Who'd have thought humanity would be saved by Dixie Carter?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 1, 2015 9:40:51 GMT -5
If they can manage to stay on a network Oh thank god, this is just a fantasy then. Yeah but see, we have to work to discourage other networks from picking them up. Comedy is one thing, but the executives don't realize the horrors they would be unleashing on the Vulcans. And if the Klingons ever discover that Mr. Anderson is a thing, what do you think Earth's chances are in the ensuing Great Intergalactic War? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 9:57:17 GMT -5
Why'd they have to go and get rid of Tazz? I'm pretty sure he can communicate with the Tamarians.
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 1, 2015 9:59:03 GMT -5
Oh thank god, this is just a fantasy then. Yeah but see, we have to work to discourage other networks from picking them up. Comedy is one thing, but the executives don't realize the horrors they would be unleashing on the Vulcans. And if the Klingons ever discover that Mr. Anderson is a thing, what do you think Earth's chances are in the ensuing Great Intergalactic War? The Klingons will have to retreat after Matt Hardy eats all the gagh and Jeff drinks all the bloodwine. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 1, 2015 10:52:46 GMT -5
Just show the Vulcans clips from The Johnsons, Orlando Jordan, the whole Hogan era, Brooke Hogan, and Gunner. They'll surrender, making someone watch impact is a human rights violation, and against the Geneva convention.
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 1, 2015 11:08:11 GMT -5
Who knows, maybe the Vulcans will finally receive the signals from TNA's broadcast by then, and the reason they came to Earth in the first place was to save us from TNA.
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Post by Nosnorb on Aug 1, 2015 11:38:00 GMT -5
If they can manage to stay on a network, by my calculations, the last episode will air on April 5, 2063. That same day, a man named Zephram Cochrane will make history as the first human being to travel faster than light. This will in turn draw the attention of a science ship from the planet Vulcan. They will alter course, land on Earth, make First Contact with Mr. Cochrane, and join him at his favorite bar. Where they will see the last episode of Impact airing on one of the Tv's. This causes great pain to their purely logical brains, and they leave, placing Earth under a general quarantine. Boom. No United Federation of Planets, no Starfleet, no Enterprise, no Captain Picard, nothing to stop The Borg in the 24th Century from going back in time and assimilating Earth. We have to stop TNA. For the sake of the future. Poor EM, he has fallen to the lunacy that is TNA. You have my deepest sympy, EM. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 13:32:44 GMT -5
Have Morgan Freeman read that for a movie trailer, watch the money roll in.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 1, 2015 15:17:31 GMT -5
So we need someone to do their best to destroy TNA and keep it off TV? Who'd have thought humanity would be saved by Dixie Carter? It all makes sense... remember EC3's old catchphrase "The World Needs Us" he was telling the truth! Why'd they have to go and get rid of Tazz? I'm pretty sure he can communicate with the Tamarians. Nah, His evolutionary chart was more Potato than cat. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 1, 2015 19:36:24 GMT -5
So we need someone to do their best to destroy TNA and keep it off TV? Who'd have thought humanity would be saved by Dixie Carter? It all makes sense... remember EC3's old catchphrase "The World Needs Us" he was telling the truth! Why'd they have to go and get rid of Tazz? I'm pretty sure he can communicate with the Tamarians. Nah, His evolutionary chart was more Potato than cat. So the Sontarans then. |
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 1, 2015 19:53:33 GMT -5
Why'd they have to go and get rid of Tazz? I'm pretty sure he can communicate with the Tamarians. Were those the Metaphor dudes? "Pigeons at The Impact Zone Letting Loose!!!!!" |
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 1, 2015 20:32:43 GMT -5
Why'd they have to go and get rid of Tazz? I'm pretty sure he can communicate with the Tamarians. And at the very least he could get the warning first from Joey Numbers |
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 1, 2015 20:52:49 GMT -5
It all makes sense... remember EC3's old catchphrase "The World Needs Us" he was telling the truth! Nah, His evolutionary chart was more Potato than cat. So the Sontarans then. Borash is the Sontaran |
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Post by FinalGwen on Aug 1, 2015 21:09:43 GMT -5
It all makes sense... remember EC3's old catchphrase "The World Needs Us" he was telling the truth! Nah, His evolutionary chart was more Potato than cat. So the Sontarans then.  Confirmed. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 1, 2015 21:58:36 GMT -5
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 2, 2015 14:23:29 GMT -5
But then just show the Vulcans this video of one of their own.
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