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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 5, 2019 22:05:00 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, where Desert Sun is tending to Marko Stunt after his tough match and heroics post match. The door opens and shut, as Lapis walks in the locker room.*
"You have shown tenacity and courage, Little One. I thank you for looking out and protecting my love while she was supporting you at ringside. You have shown that my faith in you was not in vain."
*Marko looks up at him.*
"Uuhh, thanks...I think?"
*Lapis shows a rare smile, despite his loss to Hangman.*
"Although, to be prepared for King of Trios, I may have to train and begin strategizing with my two cohorts."
*We hear a door slam, and the three look over, as we see Jon Moxley looking at them after shutting the fridge door, opening a beer.*
"So you're saying we need a warmup? I like that idea. How about this? We go to Commissioner Wink and we ask for a match at FPCW: Dead Men Tell No Tales."
*Lapis looks at him for a moment, as Moxley sips his beer.*
"I'm intrigued at this idea. What do you suggest?"
"Well, considering I have beef with Omega, and I'm certain that Balor has beef with the Bucks, how about us three against The Elite?"
"Do you think Finn will go for that, luv?"
*Smoke pops in the room, and Balor appears wearing his trademark leather jacket.*
"Oh, I am all on board for that. In fact, I'll go talk to the Commissioner now."
*He walks out as the four watch him.*
"How the hell did he do that?"
"It's best not to ask about the Dark Magics, Jon."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 9, 2019 20:00:01 GMT -5
"Welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the second round of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament, along with a 4-team Tournament, with the two final teams battling in a 2/3 Falls Match for the Main Event!!"
Opening Bout: Rhodes Bros v. Best Friends
The Rhodes start out strong, but Chuck and Trent battle back. Baretta starts to work over both Cody and Dustin, hitting Dustin with the Dudebuster! But Cody breaks up the pin. Soon, an all out brawl takes place, and Baretta gets Dustin in a modified figure 4, making Dustin tap out!
Results: Best Friends d. Rhodes Bros in 18:09
"And the Best Friends surprise everyone, taking out the Rhodes Bros. and advancing to the Finals!!"
Second Bout: Lucha Bros v. Double Trouble
Both teams battle back and forth in an intense battle, as both look to move on to the 2/3 falls match. White nearly gets a fall, but Fenix battles back. Late in the match, Fenix drops White with the Fenix Driver, earning the three!
Results: Lucha Bros d. Double Trouble in 24:00
"And the Lucha Bros. show the meaning of Cero Miedo, as they take down one of the top teams in FPCW, Double Trouble, and earn a shot against the Best Friends for 2/3 Falls!!"
Third Bout: YLC: Frightmare v. Marko Stunt
Frightmare works over Marko, as Desert Sun looks on at ringside. But Marko starts to come back, wearing down the little bit bigger Frightmare. Frightmare tries to finish him, but Marko nails the Twist of Fate into a Standing Moonsault, getting the win!!
Results: Marko Stunt d. Frightmare in 11:14
*Marko celebrates the win, but out come the Legion of Rot, attacking him!! The Whisper holds Desert Sun, as she can only watch, as Frightmare and Hallowicked pound away on the young Stunt. But then, a lightning bolt hits the turnbuckle, getting everyone's attention!!*
*The lights go down a bit, as the trio in the ring look around, but they don't see Adam Bomb coming through the crowd. He gets The Whisper and NAILS HIM WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST!!! Frightmare charges, but Adam Bomb tosses him out, same with Hallowicked. Desert Sun and Marko Stunt watch on in a bit of horror, as Adam Bomb grabs The Whisper, BLASTING HIM WITH THE SQUARE HAMMER!!! Hallowicked and Frightmare look on, as Adam Bomb holds the hammer up, lightning seemingly striking it.*
Fourth Bout: YLC: Ali Bakari v. Boomer Hatfield
Ali tosses around Boomer, mocking the young Hatfield. Boomer’s dad, Dasher, walks out, yelling at Boomer to get back in it. Boomer keeps fighting, and finds an opening, rolling up Ali and getting the three!
Results: Boomer Hatfield d. Ali Bakari in 13:59
"And the young Hatfield earns a spot in the semis, as he takes down the African Prince!!"
*Kid Lightning walks out to a chorus of boos, as Bullet Tiger and Bullet Ant follow him. They mock the crowd as they get in the ring, posing as they wait for Kid Lightning's opponent, Hades, who walks out to boos as well.*
Fifth Bout: YLC: Hades v. Kid Lightning
Hades and Lightning battle back and forth, with Lightning getting busted open. Hades drops Lightning with a chokeslam, but Kid Lightning keeps battling back. He drops Hades with a Lightning Driver, but Hades kicks out!! They continue to battle, until Kid Lightning rolls up Hades, using the ropes for leverage and the three!
Results: Kid Lightning d. Hades in 14:50
"And Kid Lightning uses an advantage to earn a spot in the semis!! Up next, a battle of the last two Young Lions Cup Champions! The current champion, Bumble Bee, looks to become the second defending Young Lions Cup Champion to win the tournament, while Razerhawk looks to avenge his loss to Bumble Bee that ended his historic 10-month reign!"
Sixth Bout: YLC: Bumble Bee v. Razerhawk
This one is a quick, intense battle, as Razerhawk battles the current YLC Champion. Razerhawk quickly builds momentum, hitting Bumble Bee with a top rope cutter! He hits another Rapid Cutter, and hits a standing moonsault to advance!
Results: Razerhawk d. Bumble Bee in 7:26
"And we will crown a new FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion at FPCW: Dead Men Tell No Tales, as Razerhawk downs the current FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion, Bumble Bee!!"
Main Event: 2/3 Falls: Best Friends v. Lucha Bros.
The BFFs and Lucha Bros battle back and forth in an intense battle, trying to get that first fall. Baretta surprises Fenix, getting him in a roll up and getting the first fall!
1st Fall: Best Friends in 20:03
Chuckie T wastes no time, going right after Pentagon Jr., taking him to school, and getting the second fall with a short range lariat!
2nd Fall: Best Friends in 4:07
Results: Best Friends d. Lucha Bros in 24:10, 2-0
"And the Best Friends shock the world, as they take down the reigning AAA Tag Team Champions, the Lucha Bros., and earn 3 Points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Tag Team Championships!! Fans, we are out of time!! This is Mauro Ranallo saying Good Night!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 11, 2019 22:43:14 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLINGFPCW YOUNG LIONS CUP TOURNAMENT Kid Lightning v. Marko Stunt Boomer Hatfield v. Razerhawk
FPCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS A Boy & His Dinosaur (c) v. Best Friends
FPCW SILVER STAR CHAMPIONSHIP Trainwreck (c) v. TBD
FPCW PARTS UNKNOWN OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Redwing (c) v. TBD
Adam Bomb v. Frightmare
Lapis Umbral, Jon Moxley, & Finn Balor v. The ELITE
Pegasus Seiya v. Titor
I QUIT MATCH Dasher Hatfield v. Mr. Touchdown
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 13, 2019 19:02:26 GMT -5
*We cut to an area backstage, and we see Mantaro Muscle being thrown around!! We see Titor and Deucalion walking in screen, as Muscle coughs and wheezes. Titor kneels down at him.*
"YOU WANTED TO COME BACK?!! YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED DOWN!!! Decaulion, FINISH HIM!!"
*Deucalion grabs Mantaro Muscle, picks him up, and DROPS HIM WITH ANOTHER CHOKEBREAKER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! Titor grabs Mantaro's mask, ripping it off of him as Muscle lays there motionless.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 18, 2019 23:44:01 GMT -5
*BREAKING!!* *The next four trios teams for FPCW King of Trios Revealed!!* {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} Fire Ant Green Ant Thief Ant THE COLONY!! Luchasaurus Jungle Boy Marko Stunt The Jurassic Express!! Kenny Omega The Young Bucks THE ELITE!! So Cal Uncensored!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 20, 2019 19:03:06 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW: Dead Men Tell No Tales!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we will crown a new FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion! Every year, FPCW has an annual tournament to crown the FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion, and so far, we've only had one reigning FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion win the tournament! Also tonight, we have trios action, as Lapis, Jon Moxley, and Finn Balor battle The ELITE! Also, the leader of the Flood, Titor, goes one on one with the FPCW Grand Champion, Pegasus Seiya, in a non-title match!" Opening Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Kid Lightning v. Marko Stunt Kid Lightning works over Stunt, but Marko keeps fighting back, not giving up. But Kid Lightning is too much, drilling Stunt with a Shining Wizard, getting a CRITICAL!! Results: Kid Lightning d. Marko Stunt in 8:53 via KO *Kid Lightning holds his hands up, but he picks up Marko again, dropping him with a LIGHTNING DRIVER!! Officials hold back Lightning, as they tend to Marko.* Second Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Boomer Hatfield v. Razerhawk Razerhawk and Boomer battle back and forth in a tight contested battle. Soon, Razerhawk gains the upper advantage, and drops him with the Razer’s Edge! But Boomer kicks out! Razerhawk wears him down more and more, but Boomer still keeps fighting. But then, Razerhawk nails another Razer’s Edge, and gets the three. Results: Razerhawk d. Boomer Hatfield in 10:28 "And Razerhawk makes it to the finals over Boomer Hatfield, looking to become a 2-Time Young Lions Cup Champion, and hopefully surpass his first historic reign!!" *Out walks Frightmare as the crowd boos him. He walks down slowly, sauntering into the ring. He looks at the ramp before the lights go down...* *The stage becomes an unholy cathedral, as Ghost plays two of their hits. As Square Hammer begins, Adam Bomb slowly rises from the stage, holding that square hammer he's had with him since returning. He walks down the ramp, staring a hole through Frightmare as he gets in the ring.* Third Bout: Adam Bomb v. Frightmare Adam Bomb and Frightmare beat the ever loving snot out of each other. They battle in and out of the ring, a chair and a lighttube coming into play. Both men get near falls, but nothing more. Late in the match, Hallowicked and The Whisper come out, but Adam Bomb reverses Frightmare into The Whisper, who crashes onto Hallowicked. He sees an opening, and drops Frightmare with the Dakota Driver for the three! Results: Adam Bomb d. Frightmare in 16:32 "And Adam Bomb picks up a major win over Frightmare, and picks up a deciding victory in the War against The Flood!" *We cut to Parts Unknown, as Redwing walks out, holding the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship. He holds the belt high, before waiting in the ring for his opponent.* *Out walks JIMMY HAVOC, a Deathmatch Legend!! He poses as he walks down the aisle to the ring and gets in the ring.* Fourth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Redwing [c] v. Jimmy Havoc A heavy hitting brawl, as Redwing is busted open. But he keeps battling on, tossing around Havoc, before finally getting a three count after a stalled brainbuster! Results: Redwing [c] d. Jimmy Havoc in 9:12 "And Redwing continues to dominate with the Parts Unknown Openweight Championship, taking down Jimmy Havoc! Up next, a Family Feud intensifies. Mr. Touchdown. Dasher Hatfield. Former Campeonatos De Parejas. They held the Chikara Grand Championship together. And many feel that title has corrupted Dasher Hatfield, like it has corrupted so many others. Now, they battle one more time. Only this time, it will end with two words: I Quit." Fifth Bout: I Quit Match: Dasher Hatfield v. Mr. Touchdown The two family members stare each other down, looking at each other for a moment, before they start pounding away on each other!! They toss each other around, using a bat to smack each other stupid. They continue to brawl, until Dasher locks in a facelock on Mr. Touchdown. Touchdown tries to get out of it, but can’t, and says those two words: “I Quit!” Results: Dasher Hatfield d. Mr. Touchdown in 20:31 *Dasher holds his hands up in victory, before looking at the camera, mouthing "2 POINTS!!"* "With that win, Dasher does have two points! If he wins one more, it could be a Grand Champion challenging for another Grand Championship!!" *Trainwreck walks out next, as Cornette holds the championship for him, as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction, surprising the Silver Star Champion. He gets in the ring, posing as Cornette holds the title for him.* *The crowd is a bit confused, but then, out walks JACK "THE RIPPER" NORRINGTON. He walks down the ramp, laughing maniacally as he gets in the ring.* Sixth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: TrainWreck [c] v. Jack Norrington Titor and Deucalion try to make their presence known, but TrainWreck surprises everyone by fighting them off as well!! Jack tries to wear him down, but TrainWreck drops him with a Turntable for the three! Results: TrainWreck [c] d. Jack Norrington in 8:46 "And TrainWreck holds off The Flood, as he takes down The Ripper, and retains the FPCW Silver Star Championship!!" *Omega and the Young Bucks walk out, posing on the ramp, as the cannons fire off numerous bills to the crowd. They walk down the ramp, getting in the ring, before posing again.* *The lights go down, and a bluish hue covers the arena, as Lapis Umbral, Finn Balor, and Jon Moxley all walk out. Lapis poses behind them, his cape giving him the look of having bat wings, before they walk down the ramp to the ring.* Seventh Bout: Lapis Umbral, Finn Balor, & Jon Moxley v. The ELITE All six men get tags in, and try to wear the other team down. Soon, it’s an all out brawl between the two teams. But late in the match, Matt nails Moxley with a Jumping DDT into a standing moonsault, and gets a surprise three count! Results: The ELITE d. Lapis Umbral, Finn Balor, & Jon Moxley in 19:20 "And the ELITE pick up a big win over Lapis and his crew, as they look ahead to next month's King of Trios!!" Eighth Bout: Pegasus Seiya v. Titor The two men stare each other down, having faced off before. They circle the ring, before locking up! They nail each other with multiple moves, as well as a chair that gets involved. Soon, Seiya hits the PEGASUSU RYU SEI KEN!! But Titor is too close to the ropes! He hits the Waves of Poseidon, but Titor kicks out!! They continue to battle, with another PEGASUSU RYU SEI KEN being hit, but Titor kicks out again!! Seiya nails another Waves of Poseidon, and finally gets the three! Results: Pegasus Seiya d. Titor on 21:21 "The Flood is knocked down another peg, as Pegasus Seiya is able to take down the leader of the Flood, Titor!!" Ninth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: A Boy & His Dinosaur [c] v. Best Friends It’s a quick back and forth battle, but the champs are too much, as Jungle Boy rolls up Trent with a Flying Rolling pin, getting the three count! Results: A Boy & His Dinosaur [c] d. Best Friends in 10:54 "The Tag Champs retain, taking down the Best Friends in short order!!" Main Event: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Kid Lightning v. Razerhawk Kid and Razerhawk battle back and forth in an intense battle, as Kid Lightning looks to earn his first reign as FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion, but Razerhawk looks to become a 2-time champion. They continue to battle, as Razerhawk drops Kid with a Razer’s Edge. But Kid Lightning KICKS OUT!!! Kid starts to build momentum, and nails the Lightning Driver!! But Razerhawk kicks out!! The fans are on the edge of their seats!! They continue to battle, until Razerhawk nails another Razer’s Edge, and gets the three! Results: Razerhawk d. Kid Lightning in 18:33 "And Razerhawk has become a two-time FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion, taking down Kid Lightning to win the Annual FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament!! Fans, that is all we have from FPCW: Dead Men Tell No Tales!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, signing off!! So long everybody!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 29, 2019 21:38:55 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we find out if Dasher Hatfield will earn his 3rd point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, at the FPCW Grand Championship! But he has to go through his son, Boomer Hatfield, in order to win it. Also tonight, Finn Balor puts the Golden Ticket on the line, as he battles Cody Rhodes! But we start off with Razerhawk defending the FPCW Young Lions Cup against De'Lorian Diggs!"
Opening Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Razerhawk [c] v. De’Lorian Diggs
Diggs starts out strong, but Razerhawk starts to wear him down, hitting him with speed and kicks. He sets up Diggs, and hits the Razer’s Edge!! He goes for the pin, but Diggs kicks out!! He nails another Razer’s Edge, but DIGGS KICKS OUT AGAIN!! Razerhawk is in shock!! They continue to battle, until Razer nails the Mi Amore de Mi Novia, and finally gets the three!
Results: Razerhawk [c] d. De’Lorian Diggs in 10:54
"And Razerhawk makes a first successful defense in his second reign, taking down the young time traveler Diggs!"
Second Bout: Gronk v. Jack Norrington
Gronk and Norrington battle back and forth in an intense battle, as Norrington is busted open during the match. They continue to pound away on each other, before Gronk starts to wear down Norrington even more, before locking in a Surfboard Stretch, forcing Norrington to tap out!
Results: Gronk d. Jack Norrington in 21:42
*Gronk celebrates, but he doesn't see DEUCALION come through the crowd, getting in the ring. He turns around, and Deucalion grabs him by the throat, picking him up, and DROPPING HIM WITH A CHOKEBREAKER!! Deucalion roars, as officials tend to the fallen Gronk.*
"The path of destruction continues, as Deucalion takes out another wrestler..."
*Out walks Redwing, holding the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship high. He walks down the ramp, getting in the ring, posing as the fans cheer him.*
*Out walks Brian Pillman Jr.!! The 2nd generation star mocks the fans as he slides in the ring, staring down Redwing!*
Third Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Redwing [c] v. Brian Pillman Jr.
Redwing pounds away on Pillman, using a chair on the 2nd generation star. But Pillman keeps battling back, even with getting blasted by the chair. He drops Redwing with numerous brainbusters, but Redwing battles back, hitting the Devastation Buster as well. But late in the match, Pillman drops Redwing with a Rapid Dragon Screw, rolling him up for the stunning three!
Results: Brian Pillman Jr d. Redwing [c] in 23:50
"And Brian Pillman Jr. becomes the NEW FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship!!"
Fourth Bout: TrainWreck v. Shinsuke Nakamura
TrainWreck surprises a number of people, tossing around Nakamura, dropping him with a number of Jackhammers. He drops Nakamura with the Turntable, but Nakamura kicks out! TrainWreck drops him with a spinning powerbomb, getting the three count!
Results: TrainWreck d. Shinsuke Nakamura in 9:32
"And TrainWreck takes down Nakamura in a non-title match!!"
*And out walks Finn Balor, a different feel about him, as the fans look on. He gets in the ring, holding up a 2Sweet gesture as he looks at the ramp.*
*Out walks the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes. He poses for the fans, before walking down the ramp, staring at Balor. Balor's glare doesn't stray from Cody, as he gets in the ring.*
Fifth Bout: Golden Ticket Challenge: Cody Rhodes v. Finn Balor
Cody and Finn circle each other in the ring, before they lock up. Cody works over Balor, dropping him with a Muscle Buster. But Balor keeps battling back, dropping Cody with a Vertical Suplex, getting the three count on him!
Results: Finn Balor d. Cody Rhodes in 11:57
"And Finn holds on to the Golden Ticket, as he takes down the American Nightmare!!"
Main Event: Dasher Hatfield v. Boomer Hatfield
Dasher yells at his son to just lay down for him, but Boomer refuses to do so. He goes after his father, but Dasher keeps coming right back, tossing him around like a ragdoll. He works over Boomer, but Boomer keeps fighting back. Dasher keeps telling him to stay down, but Boomer is having none of it. Late in the match, Boomer rolls up Dasher, and gets the three!!
Results: Boomer Hatfield d. Dasher Hatfield in 15:59
*Boomer rolls out of the ring, celebrating as Dasher looks on, shocked and furious!! He yells at Bryce, before looking out at the ramp, his son celebrating his win as the show ends, fading to black.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 30, 2019 23:22:36 GMT -5
*We cut to the ring after the show, and we see....* "Good evening, Wrestling fans! You know me already, I am the Commissioner of FPCW, Wink Vavasseur. And I have an important announcement. I was working in my office on the next big event, FPCW: King of Trios, when I had a person walk in. He introduced himself, and stated that he had 3 points. However, they were not three points he earned in FPCW, but in another promotion. He won those 3 points in a tournament, and politely requested that he cash in those three points for a shot at the FPCW Grand Championship." "I was surprised at this. But before I could answer..." *The fans cheer as out walks the FPCW Grand Champion, Pegasus Seiya! Wearing a dark purple suit, Seiya walks down the ramp, the Grand Championship on his shoulder as he high fives fans at ringside. He poses on the apron, before getting in the ring. He walks over, shaking the hand of Commissioner Vavasseur.* "Pegasus Seiya! I was just about to say, I was going to answer the person, but I wanted your opinion on it." "So let me get this straight. This person came to your office, said he had 3 points from a different promotion, and asked if he could cash them in here for a shot at the FPCW Grand Championship?""That is basically the gist of it." *Pegasus thinks about it for a moment.* "It's a bit of an odd request. And I am participating in the King of Trios tournament with Riot Control and Redwing. But, as the longest reigning FPCW Grand Champion in history, I pride myself on being a fighting champion. If you want to grant this man's request, Mr. Vavasseur......then I'm all for it."*Wink gives Seiya a smile.* "I was hoping you would say that. So, wrestling fans, at the First Night of the 2019 King of Trios, Pegasus Seiya will defend the FPCW Grand Championship against.....this man...." {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} *The fans ERUPT, and start clapping along as out skips....* *Gentleman Jervis!! He hugs fans at ringside, skipping around the ring, as the ENTIRE ARENA sings along to his song, Pegasus Seiya looking around a bit. Jervis gets on the apron, hopping back and forth, before hopping in the ring, tossing his hand to the fans. He shakes the hand of Wink, before looking over at Pegasus Seiya. Seiya looks at him for moment, before Jervis walks over and hugs him, causing the crowd to ERUPT, and Seiya can only crack a smile.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 4, 2019 23:19:32 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLINGNIGHT ONE16-TEAM KING OF TRIOS TOURNAMENT{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}Freshly Squeezed Best Friends Xyberhawx2000 Lapis Umbral, Jon Moxley, & Finn Balor The Colony Jurassic Express The ELITE SCU The Flood Pegasus Seiya, Riot Control, & Redwing Adam Bomb, SM King, & Eddie Kingston KENTA & Guerrillas of Destiny (Bullet Club) Lucha Bros. & Dragon Lee West Point Wrecking Crew Gentleman Jervis & Ninja Sex Party The Nightmare Warriors Devastation Corporation FPCW Grand ChampionshipPegasus Seiya (c) v. Gentleman JervisNIGHT TWOSecond Round of King of TriosNIGHT THREESemis & Finals of King of Trios*More to be announced soon!* *Only on Pay-Per-View!!*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 9, 2019 0:30:12 GMT -5
"Hello wrestling fans, do not attempt to fix your television, it is not broken. I am Excalibur, and I am here as a liaison from AEW to FPCW. And I'm here to announce a special match for Night 2 of FPCW King of Trios." "In AEW, Shawn Spears is the Self-Proclaimed Chairman. However, I've been told that a certain masked Luchador is taking offense to that. La Parka has laid down the challenge, which Shawn Spears has accepted! So at Night 2 of FPCW: King of Trios, there will be a No DQ Chairs Match between Shawn Spears and La Parka, with the winner claiming the right to the title "The Chairman of Pro Wrestling!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 13, 2019 0:37:08 GMT -5
*Out walks Finn Balor, surprising everyone as he uses his old entrance theme from New Japan. He walks down the ramp, getting in the ring, posing with both arms extended with finger guns. He grabs a mic as he looks out at the crowd.*
"Well, everyone got a shock to the system when I showed up on NXT. And then everyone got another shock when the REAL ROCKNROLLA returned. And now I'm gonna add another shock to the system. A couple months ago, I won the FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge again. Well, earlier this year, I used the Golden Ticket I won from Titor to challenge Pegasus Seiya for the FPCW Grand Championship. Well, at Night 3 of FPCW King of Trios, I'm cashing in."
"That's right. For Night 3 of FPCW: King of Trios, I am cashing in my Golden Ticket and 3 points for another shot at the FPCW Grand Championship!! And I will be the one to dethrone Pegasus Seiya, end the era of the longest reigning FPCW Grand Champion in history, and begin the reign of the REAL ROCKNROLLA!!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 17, 2019 1:13:43 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW King of Trios!! The biggest event of the year, as it's not one night, but THREE NIGHTS of pro wrestling action! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have Night One of the three night tournament, where the Trios team that wins the tournament will earn three points! Also tonight, Gentleman Jervis will cash in 3 points and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to face Pegasus Seiya for the FPCW Grand Championship!!" Opening Bout: Xyberhawx2000 v. Pegasus Seiya, Riot Control, & Redwing The smaller Xyberhawx surprise the three bigger men, going toe to toe with them throughout the match. Seiya gets a few near falls on Razerhawk, but Razerhawk surprises him with a Regal Plex, getting the three count! Results: Xyberhawx2000 d. Pegasus Seiya, Riot Control, & Redwing in 19:01 "And Xyberhawx2000 gets what many will consider a major upset over the team of 3 Grand Champions, including the current Grand Champion!!" Second Bout: Gentleman Jervis & NSP v. Freshly Squeezed Best Friends A tough back and forth battle, as both teams get hot tags in from all their teammates. Late in the match, we reach the Ultimate Battle, as Ninja Brian faces off against Orange Cassidy! They battle back and forth, until Cassidy is able to nail a running splash, getting the three count! Results: Freshly Squeezed Best Friends d. Gentleman Jervis & NSP in 21:17 *Freshly Squeezed Best Friends celebrate, but out of the crowd comes EVIL UNO AND STU GRAYSON, THE DARK ORDER!! They work over Ninja Sex Party, looking to tear them apart, but Gentleman Jervis comes to the rescue, and the Dark Order scurries off!* Third Bout: SCU v. Devastation Corporation A brutal battle, as both teams battle in and out of the ring. Kazarian tries to put away Smashmaster, but Smashmaster keeps fighting back. Late in the match, he drops Kazarian with a Jumping Powerbomb, getting the three count! Results: Devastation Corporation d. SCU in 25:21 "And the Devastation Corporation advances to the next round. Fans, up next, the Jurassic Express takes on the Nightmare Warriors, but they'll be without The Whisper, who was taken out but Adam Bomb with that Square Hammer. But they found a third man, as Hades is standing in for the Nightmare Warriors!" Fourth Bout: Jurassic Express v. Nightmare Warriors Hades fills in, as Whisper was taken out, and they continue to work well as a machine, giving Marko Stunt all he can handle. Luchasaurus gets tagged in, and he goes after them, but they wear down the big man. But Jungle Boy gets the tag, and he goes ALL OUT!! He nails Frightmare with a vicious kick, and gets a CRITICAL!! Results: Jurassic Express d. Nightmare Warriors in 15:05 via KO "And Jungle Boy shows his savage side, taking out Frightmare with a KO, and Jurassic Express advances! But will they be joined by the other trios from Wild Force?" Fifth Bout: Lucha Bros. & Dragon Lee v. Prince Lapis, Jon Moxley, & Finn Balor Lapis and his crew start off strong, working over the three luchadors. But the trio from Mexico battle back, as Dragon Lee starts to work over Balor, getting a rollup on Balor and getting the three to advance! Results: Lucha Bros. & Dragon Lee d. Prince Lapis, Jon Moxley, & Finn Balor in 21:27 "Another upset, this time by the Lucha Bros. & Dragon Lee!! But considering they're three of the best luchadors in the world, it's probably not that big of an upset!" Sixth Bout: West Point Wrecking Crew v. The Colony The trio from West Point start out strong, wearing down Fire Ant. But Thief Ant comes in, and he and Timothy Schultz battle back and forth in an intense battle. Late in the match, Thief Ant rolls him up with the Ashiya Clutch, and gets the three count! Results: The Colony d. West Point Wrecking Crew in 23:20 "And The Colony move on!! Up next, a match that has some personal vendettas to it. Adam Bomb teams with SM King and Eddie Kingston to take on The Flood. A few months back, Deucalion dropped Adam Bomb with a chokebreaker, taking him out for an extended period of time, almost like the rest that have fallen to Deucalion. But by supernatural means, Adam Bomb returned a few months later, taking out a number of members of the Flood, including Doctor Facilier and The Whisper." Seventh Bout: The Flood v. Adam Bomb, SM King, & Eddie Kingston The Flood isolate Kingston as he tags in, and they keep him on the outside, getting a countout win to advance! Results: The Flood d. Adam Bomb, SM King, & Eddie Kingston in 11:50 via Countout *The Flood celebrate, but they scatter, as Adam Bomb slides in with that mystical Square Hammer. He mouths off at them as they retreat through the crowd.* Eighth Bout: Bullet Club v. The ELITE A lot of bad blood here, as the Guerrillas of Destiny were the ones to lead the Exodus of the ELITE from the Bullet Club. KENTA and Omega circle the ring, staring a hole through each other. Omega does his V-Trigger pose, while KENTA just flips him off! They go after each other, and soon, it’s an all out brawl, with numerous weapons added to the fray! Tonga and Loa both get tagged in, as well as the Young Bucks. Nick and Loa battle back and forth in an intense stretch, both men getting near falls. But late in the match, Loa rolls up Nick, and the Bullet Club advances! Results: Bullet Club d. The ELITE in 28:10 "And the Bullet Club take down their former comrades, advancing as the last team to the quarterfinals!!" *The song starts out slow, but then picks up, as Pegasus Seiya walks out, the FPCW Grand Championship around his waist. He high fives fans at ringside before sliding in the ring, unstrapping the belt, holding it high.* *The fans ERUPT, as they start to clap along to the song, and out walks JERVIS COTTONBELLY!! He hugs fans at ringside, going all the way around. The fans start to sing along to his theme, as he hops in the ring, posing for the fans.* Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Pegasus Seiya [c] v. Gentleman Jervis Seiya must’ve been upset with his loss earlier, because he went right after Jervis. Jervis tried to build any sort of momentum, but Seiya just knocked it down, finishing him off with a PEGASUSU RYU SEI KEN!! Results: Pegasus Seiya [c] d. Gentleman Jervis in 11:12 *Seiya stands up, holding his hands high, as he's handed the FPCW Grand Championship. But, he looks over, as Jervis kneels there, disappointed. But Seiya walks over, looking down, before extending a hand. Jervis takes it, and Seiya helps him up, shaking his hand, and giving him a hug as the fans ERUPT. He pats Jervis on the shoulder, holding his hand up as the show ends, fading to black.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 17, 2019 22:28:30 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to Night Two of FPCW: King of Trios!! Tonight, we have the Quarterfinals of our King of Trios action, as well as The Battle of the Chairmen, as La Parka battles Shawn Spears!! Also tonight, TrainWreck defends the FPCW Silver Star Championship against the Straight Edge Anthropomorphic Arthropod, CM Ant!!" Opening Bout: Xyberhawx2000 v. Devastation Corporation The Corporation toss around the smaller Xyberhawx, before Smashmaster gets Nytehawk in a Boston Crab, forcing him to tap out! Results: Devastation Corporation d. Xyberhawx2000 in 12:17 *The Devastation Corporation hops out of the ring, celebrating, but out of the crowd comes MJF!! He takes out Danjerhawk and Nytehawk, before working over Razerhawk!! The fans boo him as he mouths off at the FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion!* Second Bout: The Colony v. The Flood The Flood toss around the smaller ants, but The Colony continue to fight back, looking to take down the monsters that have run amuck over FPCW. Thief Ant starts to work over Norrington, confusing and angering The Ripper. Green Ant tags in, and he runs into a brick wall known as Deucalion. Fire Ant comes in, working over Deucalion, but Deucalion gets him in the corner, and DROPS HIM WITH A CHOKEBREAKER!! Green Ant sees an opening, dropping Deucalion with a Darkness Buster, and getting the three!! Results: The Colony d. The Flood in 20:51 *The Colony tries to escape, but The Flood corner them. However, they don't see Adam Bomb come out of the crowd. He gets in the ring, tossing Jack and Titor. Deucalion turns, and Adam Bomb blasts him in the knee with the Square Hammer, bringing the giant monster to one knee. The Colony and the duo outside the ring watch, as Adam Bomb roars, BLASTING DEUCALION IN THE HEAD WITH THE SQUARE HAMMER!!! The monster drops, as Titor looks on, shocked and terrified, as Adam Bomb turns to him.* Third Bout: Lucha Bros. & Dragon Lee v. Bullet Club Another hard fought battle, as the luchadores battle the team from New Japan, beating the tar out of each other. The Lucha Bros wear them down, before tagging in Dragon Lee. Tama Tonga tags in with Tanga Loa, as they double team him a bit. Late in the match, Tonga locks in an armbreaker, and Dragon Lee taps out! Results: Bullet Club d. Lucha Bros. & Dragon Lee in 22:11 "And the Bullet Club move on to the Semi-Finals of King of Trios, taking out the Lucha trio!!" Fourth Bout: Freshly Squeezed Best Friends v. Jurassic Express Another great back and forth battle, as the Jurassic Express look to advance, and possibly keep a good hold on the tag titles. But the Best Friends start to work them over, and Orange Cassidy gets a surprising amount of offense in. Late in the match, Chuck Taylor rolls up Jungle Boy, and gets the three! Results: Freshly Squeezed Best Friends d. Jurassic Express in 18:03 "And Freshly Squeezed Best Friends are the last team to move on!!" Fifth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: TrainWreck [c] v. CM Ant TrainWreck and CM Ant battle back and forth, as the Straight Edge Arthropod looks to earn his first title here in FPCW. TrainWreck works him over, and drops him with a Turntable. But CM Ant kicks out at two!! He drops CM Ant with a Jackhammer, but they’re took close to the ropes! CM Ant battles back, dropping TrainWreck with the Get The Sugar!! But TrainWreck kicks out! They continue to battle, and TrainWreck nails another Turntable, finally getting the three count! Results: TrainWreck [c] d. CM Ant in 15:09 *TrainWreck celebrates his victory, but Cornette orders him to keep pounding on CM Ant. TrainWreck looks at him for a moment, before Cornette's anger turns on him, and he slaps TrainWreck. TrainWreck picks him up, and DROPS HIM WITH A TURNTABLE!! He grabs a chair, picking up Cornette, and DROPPING HIM ON THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A TURNTABLE, and the crowd ERUPTS!!* Main Event: La Parka v. Shawn Spears La Parka and Spears tear each other apart, working each other over, but the chair barely comes into play, as both men take turns at getting shots in, but missing. Finally, Spears lands a hit with the chair, but it’s not enough to keep La Parka down. Soon, he goes for the Perfect 10, but La Parka counters into a Herando Lock III!! Spears tries to escape, but he has to tap out! Results: La Parka d. Shawn Spears in 36:12 "And La Parka shows why he is considered the Chairman of Pro Wrestling!! Fans, that is all we have for Night 2 of FPCW King of Trios!! This is Mauro Ranallo signing off!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 18, 2019 23:07:36 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to the Final Night of FPCW: King of Trios!! Tonight, we will crown the 2019 FPCW King of Trios!! Also tonight, Finn Balor cashes in his Golden Ticket, and gets a shot at the FPCW Grand Championship!! Will he be able to gain the title on his second chance this year? Or will Pegasus Seiya walk away again, holding the gold! Also tonight, the FPCW Young Lions Cup is on the line, as Razerhawk defends against MJF, who made his FPCW Debut last night, attacking Xyberhawx2000 after their loss in the King of Trios!!" Opening Bout: KOT Semis: Devastation Corporation v. Freshly Squeezed Best Friends A hard fought battle, as both teams battle in and out of the ring. Soon, a brawl breaks out, as all six men are going at each other. Late in the match, Blaster drops Baretta with a Spiral Bomb, getting the three. Results: Devastation Corporation d. Freshly Squeezed Best Friends in 14:46 "And the Devastation Corporation move on to the Finals of King of Trios!! Up next, the other half of the semi finals, but The Colony are at a disadvantage, after Fire Ant was dropped by Deucalion last night with a Chokebreaker! It's looking like Thief Ant and Green Ant may be in a handicap match tonight!" *Bullet Club walks out, as the crowd boos them intensely. KENTA just looks at them as they walk down the ramp, getting in the ring. Green Ant and Thief Ant walk out next, looking a bit concerned...* *The crowd and the wrestlers look on confused, but then out walks CM ANT!!! The Straight-Edge Anthropomorphic Arthropod walks down the ramp, as Green Ant and Thief Ant eye him a little. We see him talk to the two under his mask, patting them on the shoulder as they get in the ring.* Second Bout: KOT Semis: The Colony v. Bullet Club CM Ant steps in for the downed Fire Ant, as they battle it out with the Bullet Club. CM Ant and KENTA battle back and forth in a hard fought battle. Green Ant tags in, and he goes right after Tanga Loa, who tags in. They battle, until Green Ant nails the IR on Loa, and the Colony advances! Results: The Colony d. Bullet Club in 16:59 "And The Colony advance, thanks to the help of the new ant of the group, CM Ant!! Up next, the debut of The Dark Order, Evil Uno and Stu Grayson, who attacked Ninja Sex Party after their loss in the King of Trios!" Third Bout: The Dark Order v. The Von Erichs 2.0 The Dark Order toss around the younger Von Erichs, making them suffer. But the Von Erichs keep battling back, even after Uno drops them with numerous piledrivers. Late in the match, NSP distracts the Dark Order, giving Marshal an opening and locks in the Claw on Evil Uno, and Uno taps out!! Results: The Von Erichs 2.0 d. The Dark Order in 26:12 *The Dark Order try to regroup, as Danny Sexbang mouths off at them as they escape through the crowd.* Fourth Bout: Riot Control v. Hades Riot Control and Hades beat the piss out of each other, with Riot Control using his size and strength, while Hades resorts to using a fork to stab him. Riot Control nails him with a Death Ride Powerbomb, before dropping an elbow on him for the three! Results: Riot Control d. Hades in 11:47 "And Riot Control picks up a big win for FPCW, taking down Hades in a tough battle. Up next, Brian Pillman Jr. defends the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship in an Open Challenge!!" *Pillman walks out, mocking the fans as he holds the Parts Unknown Openweight Championship high in the air. He gets in the ring, mocking the fans more.* *Out walks JOEY RYAN!! He struts down the ramp, as Brian looks on, a bit of surprise on his face. Joey poses on the turnbuckle, as the fans clap along to his theme.* Fifth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Brian Pillman Jr. [c] v. Joey Ryan Ryan and Pillman battle back and forth in an intense battle, but not many weapons are used in this match. Unless you count Ryan’s junk, which Pillman mistakenly grabs, getting tossed. Ryan starts to build momentum, finishing him off with a Jumping Elbow! Results: Joey Ryan d. Brian Pillman Jr. [c] in 17:05 "And Joey Ryan makes an impressive debut, taking down Brian Pillman Jr. for the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship!!" Sixth Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Razerhawk [c] v. MJF Razerhawk goes right after MJF, not letting the Salt of the Earth get much momentum in. Surprisingly, he finishes off MJF quickly with a Razer’s Edge and a quick roll-up! Results: Razerhawk [c] d. MJF in 7:49 *Razerhawk gets the win, but MJF drills him from behind after the match. He grabs the Young Lions Cup, mouthing off at the official before BLASTING RAZERHAWK WITH IT!! The crowd boos him, as he mocks them, smirking as he gets out of the ring.* Seventh Bout: KOT Finals: Devastation Corporation v. The Colony The ants won’t back down, wearing down the bigger trio. But the Corporation is still too much, as they start to pound away on the smaller ants. Late in the match, Blaster nails Thief Ant with a Spinning High Kick, and that gets the pin for the Devastation Corporation! Results: Devastation Corporation d. The Colony in 17:21 "Even though they gave everything they had, in the end, it was too much for The Colony, and the Devastation Corporation are the 2019 King of Trios!!" Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Pegasus Seiya [c] v. Finn Balor Balor and Seiya circle each other, before locking up! They go back and forth, hitting each other with high impact moves. Seiya finally nails the PEGASUSU RYU SEI KEN, but Balor kicks out! He nails the Waves of Poseidon, but Balor kicks out! He nails the FIIIIIIIIIINAL WAAAAAAAVE, but Balor still kicks out!! Seiya cannot believe this. He continues to work over Balor, before he finally takes him down with another PEGASUSU RYU SEI KEN!! Results: Pegasus Seiya [c] d. Finn Balor in 14:05 "And Pegasus Seiya defends the crown, taking down the Real RockNRolla, Finn Balor!! Fans, that is all we have for FPCW King of Trios!! This is Mauro Ranallo saying good night!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 19, 2019 20:18:06 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING*Season Finale. Coming This December!!*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 25, 2019 21:29:33 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, where we see Adam Bomb, sitting on some boxes, the Square Hammer in his hand.* "Nearly a year ago, you started this war. You wanted to burn this company to the ground and wash it away in the waters of The Flood."
"But you didn't count on the resistance of this company. I know. I tried to take over this company back when it all began. The Bullet Club tried to take over as well. But they fell too."
"But we never took casualties in a war. This war, we've had so many...."
"Sylverhawk"
"Luke Gallows"
"Karl Anderson"
"Abyss"
"Dragon Dragon"
"Mantaro Muscle"
"Rip Thomas"
"Gronk"
"Worker Ant"
"Fire Ant"
"And even myself. If not for this supernatural tool of destruction, I would still be gone."
"And with this tool, I have dealt an immense blow to your army. I have taken out your Monster General. And at FPCW: Endgame, we will Avenge the Fallen. And I will end this evil once and for all."
"Titor, you best prepare. For I will come for you....and send you to oblivion..."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 26, 2019 19:32:48 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLINGFPCW GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPPegasus Seiya (c) v. Flex RumblecrunchFPCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPSA Boy and His Dinosaur (c) v. Devastation CorporationEXPLODING BARBWIRE DEATHMATCHJon Moxley v. Kenny OmegaEIGHT-MAN TAGFPCW v. The FloodTHE ENDGAME LIGHTTUBE LANDMINE DEATHMATCHAdam Bomb v. Titor*More to be announced soon!!* *Only on Pay-Per-View!!*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 28, 2019 12:37:53 GMT -5
*The screen goes fuzzy, and then we cut to a dark corner of the arena, and we see Evil Uno and Stu Grayson, the Dark Order, as the creepers form a chair for Evil Uno. He leans forward, staring into the camera.*
"Ninja Sex Party....For years you have entertained fans with your silly songs and musical covers. Now, you wish to entertain fans in the wrestling ring. We have been watching your progress, and while you have been successful, you just haven't made that next step. But fret not. For we feel that there is a way for you to make that next step. All you need....is to join the Dark Order...."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 4, 2019 22:23:28 GMT -5
*We cut to the middle of the ring, and the new FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Champion Joey Ryan is standing in the middle of the ring.* "Hello, all you happy people. If you don't know who I am, allow me to introduce myself. I am Joey Ryan. The King of Dong Style. The World's Most Dangerous Manhood. And I am your FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Champion. And for FPCW: Endgame, I am issuing an open challenge to anyone that thinks they can withstand my manliness, come and try and take my FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship!!"{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
*The crowd ERUPTS, as out walks ORANGE CASSIDY!! He slowly saunters down to the ring, before rolling in, and kipping up. He looks at Ryan, then the title, and nonchalantly points at the title, as the crowd chants, "FRESHLY SQUEEZED!! FRESHLY SQUEEZED!!"*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 6, 2019 21:43:41 GMT -5
*The crowd ERUPTS, as out walks The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes, along with his beautiful wife, Brandi. He poses for the fans, before they get in the ring, and he grabs a microphone.*
"I'm not gonna lie. This has been a pretty crazy year. I helped create a wrestling company, I returned here to FPCW to help fight The Flood, and things got....a little complicated."
"I'm not one to hold grudges. I'm more than willing to let bygones be bygones. The Flood is crippled, and after Endgame, it will be no more."
"But, I want one thing. Lapis Umbral. The Dark Prince of Everfree. I have a proposition for you. The Dark Prince vs. The American Nightmare. One More Time. At FPCW: Endgame. The Final Battle. What do you say?"
*The crowd watches in awe, as the lights dim, and out walks Prince Lapis Umbral, wearing a dark blue suit, with his Royal Consort, Desert Sun, holding his arm, wearing a tight gold cocktail dress, the FPCW Women's Championship on her shoulder. He helps her in the ring, as the two men stare each other down. He takes the microphone, looking at Cody, then at the crowd for a moment. He turns back to Cody.*
"You're on."
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