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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 2, 2023 20:12:25 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, and we see a bandaged up Pegasus Seiya, along with Adam Bomb, Hangman, and the rest of the Dark Order.*
"So you want to play this game, Rush? Tear at my mask? The one I've worn since the beginning of FPCW 7 years ago? Well I'm tired of it!! You want to make this personal? You and me, Rush. One more time. At the Season Premiere, FPCW: MIND GAMES. And this time, it'll be a match that you know fairly well."
"Lucha de Apuestas."
"My mask. Your hair. At FPCW: Mind Games."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 6, 2023 23:54:57 GMT -5
 "Hello again, wrestling fans. I am your FPCW Commissioner, Excalibur. And I'm here to bring you some announcements for the Season Premiere, FPCW MIND GAMES!!" "First off, we already know about the challenge Pegasus Seiya gave Rush. Well I'm making it official. Pegasus Seiya will battle Rush in a Luchas De Apuestas Match. Seiya's mask v. Rush's hair." "Also, the FPCW Grand Championship will be on the line, as Lapis Umbral will defend the gold against Ring of Honor World Champion, and 1/3 of the 2022 King of Trios, Claudio Castagnoli!!" "Ruby Soho continues her blood feud with TayJay, but she will be backed up by the World of Stardom Champion, Desert Sun!!" "For the Love of Money are looking to get three points, and another shot at the Tag Team Titles, but they have a strange matchup to start, as they face Orange Cassidy and Danhausen!!" "We will also have the FPCW GOLDEN TICKET CHALLENGE!! 4 8-Person Over the Top Rope Challenges for both the Men and Women. The winners will face off in a 4-Way Elimination Match to earn the Golden Ticket for the Grand Championship and the Women's Championship!" "Also, a special Main Event, as IWGP Heavyweight Champion, Hangman Adam Page, will defend against the Bulletproof Tiger, Jaysin Strife!" |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 16, 2023 19:22:57 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW MIND GAMES!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we find out who will hold the GOLDEN TICKET for both the Grand Championship and Women's Championship!! Also, titles, masks, and hair are all on the line tonight as well!" Opening Bout: FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #1{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Jack Norrington picks up the win here, earning a spot in the Golden Ticket Challenge!!" Second Bout: FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #2{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Cryonic Redneck earns his spot in the Finals of the Golden Ticket Challenge!!" Third Bout: FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #3{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Officials tend to Adam Bomb for a moment, as Sammy mouths off at him, posing for a bit in the ring, as the crowd boos him.* Fourth Bout: FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #4{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Leader of the House of Black moves on, earning the last spot in the Golden Ticket Challenge!" Fifth Bout: FPCW Women's Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #1{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Maki Itoh picks up the win here, earning her spot in the Finals!!" Sixth Bout: FPCW Women's Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #2{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Starlight Kid wins the STARDOM Qualifier of the Golden Ticket Challenge!!" Seventh Bout: FPCW Women's Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #3{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Julia Hart picks up a spot in the finals, looking to win the Women's Golden Ticket for the House of Black!!" Eighth Bout: FPCW Women's Golden Ticket Challenge Qualifier #4{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And "Legit" Leyla Hirsch makes an epic return, earning the last spot in the Finals of the Women's Golden Ticket Challenge!!" Ninth Bout: Desert Sun & Ruby Soho v. Tay Melo & Anna Jay{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Desert Sun and Ruby slide out of the ring, embracing as they hold their hands up in victory. Tay mouths off at them, as Anna Jay tries to regain her composure from that defeat.* Tenth Bout: For the Love of Money v. Orange Cassidy & Danhausen{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Valentine & Richards pick up the win here, earning their first point, and closer to a shot at the Tag Team Titles." Eleventh Bout: FPCW Grand Championship: Lapis Umbral (c) v. Claudio Castagnoli{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Lapis grabs the belt, standing in the corner. He watches as the officials tend to Claudio.* Twelfth Bout: FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge - Men's Finals{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Norrington laughs as he stands tall. He mouths off at the fans, laughing as he shouts, "LAPIS!! LAPIS!! YOU ARE ALL MINE!!" Thirteenth Bout: FPCW Golden Ticket Challenge - Women's Finals{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Maki Itoh slowly gets to her feet, asking for a mic. But then, she lights up, going right into a concert for her fans, as the fans clap along and dance to her singing!* Fourteenth Bout: Lucha De Apuestas: Hair v. Mask: Rush v. Pegasus Seiya{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Seiya gets to his feet, celebrating the win. The Dark Order come out to celebrate as well. As Silver and Reynolds hold Rush, Seiya grabs the electric clippers, starting to shave off the hair of Rush!* Main Event: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: "Hangman" Adam Page (c) v. "The Bulletproof Tiger" Jaysin Strife{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And a fitting end to the show! Jaysin Strife and Adam Page gave each other an incredible battle. Fans, that's all we have for FPCW Mind Games! This is Mauro Ranallo saying good night!!" |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 3, 2023 20:44:54 GMT -5
"Welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, Watersfall Industries is taking over the show! CM Waters battles Cheetah Mask, Dagz battles the "Very Nice, Very Evil" Danhausen, and For the Love of Money attempt to get their 2nd point as they face off against the returning Ninja Sex Party!!"
"Also tonight, we have women's action, as Yuka Sakazaki battles Serena Deeb and Red Velvet takes on Kris Statlander!! And Pegasus Seiya continues his grudge against La Facción Ingobernable as he battles Angelico!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 18, 2023 23:58:45 GMT -5
"Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we are on the last stop before FPCW BROKEN HEARTS!! We see Yuka Sakazaki taking on Saraya, Riot Control defending the FPCW Young Lions Cup against HOOK, Adam Cole battling American Eagle, and For the Love of Money taking on John Silver and Alex Reynolds of The Dark Order!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 20, 2023 14:19:46 GMT -5
*After the Main Event, out walks the CEO of Watersfall Industries, CM Waters. He grabs a mic, as For the Love of Money celebrates in the ring.*
"And just like that, "Money Made" Julian Richards and "Loverboy" Nicky Valentine have 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Tag Team Titles. So, I'm just make this short and sweet. Commissioner Excalibur, make the right decision and give them a shot at the titles!"
*Excalibur walks out on stage, a mic in his hand as well.*
"Ask, and you shall receive. For the Love of Money will get their shot at the FPCW Tag Team Titles. BUT.......it won't be at FPCW Broken Hearts. It will be at the Pay-Per-View in March. For I have made a deal with New Japan Pro Wrestling. For you see, you're still holding the IWGP Tag Team Championships. So at FPCW Broken Hearts, you will be facing these two for the IWGP Tag Team Championships!"
"And I'm not done. I also signed a contract for you to defend the NEVER Openweight Championship at FPCW Broken Hearts, Waters. And this will be YOUR OPPONENT."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 24, 2023 23:53:31 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
BROKEN HEARTS
"Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW: BROKEN HEARTS!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we bring you even more action from the World of Fire Pro Championship Wrestling. Titles on the line, Points on the line, GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES on the LINE!! Let's get to the action!!" Opening Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Jack Norrington (c) v. Eddie Kingston{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the War King takes down the Hellion of Whitechapel, earning his first title here in FPCW!!" Second Bout: The Outrunners v. Ninja Sex Party{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"The Outrunners put up a good fight, but they can't overcome the madness of Danny Sexbang and the ferocity of Ninja Brian!!" Third Bout: Riho v. Mercedes Mone{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And a big win here for Riho, as she takes down the IWGP Women's Champion in a hotly contested matchup!!" Fourth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Shane Mercer (c) v. Claymore{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Claymore slowly gets to his feet, but he turns and sees Julia Hart on the apron. He stares at her for a moment, before the lights go out, and return with MALAKAI BLACK standing behind him!! Claymore turns around and gets a FACE FULL OF BLACK MIST!!! He screams in agony, as officials tend to him!* Fifth Bout: Magical Sugar Rabbits v. The Freelancers{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Yuka Sakazaki picks up her third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, as she and her friend Mizuki take down Saraya and Toni Storm!!" Sixth Bout: NEVER Openweight Championship: CM Waters (c) v. Orange Cassidy{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And CM Waters retains the gold against Orange Cassidy!!" Seventh Bout: Kip Sabian v. Pegasus Seiya{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the former Grand Champion picked up his third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, at the title he lost nearly 3 years ago!!" Eighth Bout: World of STARDOM Championship: Desert Sun (c) v. Hikaru Shida{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Desert Sun raises her hands in victory, but she turns to Shida. She helps Shida up, giving her a hug, and holding her hand up as well, as the crowd claps for both. But in come Saraya and Toni Storm, attacking the two!!! They mock and yell at the duo, before officials break up the four!!* Ninth Bout: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Hangman Adam Page (c) v. Nate Redwing{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Hangman picks up another win, continuing his impressive reign as IWGP Heavyweight Champion!!" Tenth Bout: FPCW Grand Championship: Lapis Umbral (c) v. Bryan Danielson{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Lapis slowly gets to his feet, holding up the Grand Championship. But he doesn't see JACK NORRINGTON come through the crowd with a kendo stick!! But just as Jack is about to strike, PEGASUS SEIYA slides in the ring!! Lapis turns around, as the three stare each other down. But then, Seiya and Lapis turn their attention to Norrington, who makes a hastily retreat!!* Main Event: IWGP Tag Team Championships: For the Love of Money (c) v. The Briscoe Brothers{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*For the Love of Money slide out of the ring, holding the belts high walking up the ramp. The Briscoes stand in the middle of the ring, as the fans clap for them. "THANK YOU BRISCOES!!" chants start as the show ends, fading to black.* |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 2, 2023 20:28:19 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as we see Adam Bomb texting on his phone. He hears the door open and shut, looking up. He stands up as Evil Uno walks in.*
"Hey Uno. Something you need?"
"I kinda wanted to ask you something. I know you tag with Hangman and Seiya quite a bit. And I usually tag with Stu. But Stu's been gone for a while."
"Ah yes. Off on his bloody, heroic adventure."
"And I know Hangman has been defending the IWGP Heavyweight title a bit, and Seiya's looking to win back the Grand Championship. So I was wondering....if....you wanted to tag team with me for a bit?"
*Adam Bomb looks at him for a moment, then ponders it. He looks back up and smiles.*
"Let's go get those tag titles."
*He fist bumps Uno, as they walk out, talking strategy.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 6, 2023 21:42:18 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and I'm backstage here with the Wild Force! FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral, FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Champion Eddie Kingston, and World of STARDOM Champion Desert Sun! Lapis, on Wednesday, baring any odd situations, you become the longest reigning FPCW Grand Champion in Fire Pro Championship Wrestling history. That's gotta make you proud!"
"Indeed it does, Tony. But I'm even more proud of my comrades, and my love. Desert Sun has held the World of STARDOM Championship for a few months now, defending it against all comers. Eddie Kingston, the WAR KING, Slayer of Demons, made the Hellion of Whitechapel kneel before him, and took the Parts Unknown Openweight Championship for his own! The sky is the limit for the Wild Force!"
"That may be so, but what about The Ripper? Jack Norrington is certainly gonna be coming after you now, especially with that GOLDEN TICKET he has in his possession. Surely that's gotta be in the back of your mind."
"Maybe, but tonight, we're going to watch some of the finest do battle in that ring tonight. Willow has agreed to team with Ruby Soho one more time against Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter. Riho battles that banshee Saraya, and Mizuki is taking on Toni Storm!"
"Also in action, Watersfall Industries battles in an 8-man tag against some of the best of the Midwest! TrainWreck makes his return to action against Canada Kid! And Evil Uno & Adam Bomb team up to face the Outrunners!"
*Before they can go to the action, Pegasus Seiya walks on screen, as the four look at him a bit cautiously.*
"Look, I'm not here to cause trouble. Far from it. We ended that a long time ago. I'm just here to let you know that once you're done with that psycho from London, that I'll be waiting to cash my three points at the April Pay-Per-View. But in the meantime, if Norrington or the Brotherhood give you any trouble, I got your back."
*Lapis nods at him, as Seiya walks off, and we begin the show!*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 17, 2023 19:06:19 GMT -5
"Welcome back to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have another amazing lineup! Two FPCW OGs face off, as TrainWreck battles Strait EDGE!! And Riho looks to earn her third point as she faces Hania!"
"Willow Nightingale looks to earn some payback against the Outcasts, as she battles Saraya!! Evil Uno & Adam Bomb look to earn their second point, as they team up against Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad!"
"A battle of two of South Dakota's finest come to head, as The Sioux Falls Stud Brandon Nytroe goes toe to toe with Loverboy Nicky Valentine! And the FPCW Grand Champion and Parts Unknown Openweight Champion team up against the Brotherhood's Jack "The Ripper" Norrington and WALTER!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 21, 2023 21:14:48 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, seeing Eddie Kingston and Sting laid out!! Two men walk into the camera view, and it pans up to reveal JACK NORRINGTON AND CLAYMORE!! Claymore gets close to the camera, staring a hole through the audience.*
"Lapis Umbral. Ye laughed at th' ootcomes. Bit tell me this, mirk prince. Who's laughing noo? Wull ye be laughing whin Th' Ripper steals everything dear tae ye? Yer steid at th' tap o' FPCW? Yer ryle consort?"
*Norrington laughs manically, before they shove the cameraman down, walking away....*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 23, 2023 18:57:34 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW LIVE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we have a great lineup as we roll onto the next pay-per-view, FPCW Joker's Wild!! TrainWreck looks to earn his third point as he battles The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes!! Evil Uno and Adam Bomb are trying for their third point, as they take on the Von Erichs 2.0!!"
"Darby Allin looks to avenge his mentor Sting, challenging the Scottish Psychopath, Claymore!! FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral gets a warm up, as he faces off against former AEW World Champion Kenny Omega! And World of STARDOM Champion Desert Sun defends the gold against Princess of Princess Champion Mizuki!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 26, 2023 17:39:01 GMT -5
*FPCW UPDATE!!*
*After the show went off the air, cameras continued to roll. We hear the Ripper's theme, as Jack Norrington came through the crowd, standing behind Desert Sun. She turns, and he picks her up, DROPPING HER WITH THE BUCK'S ROW!!! Lapis tries to make the save for his beloved, but Claymore comes out of nowhere, DRILLING HIM AS WELL!! Norrington grabs a chair, as Claymore holds up Lapis. They watch as Norrington picks up Desert Sun again, pointing at Lapis, before DROPPING HER ON THE CHAIR WITH ANOTHER BUCK'S ROW!! He laughs maniacally, as Lapis screams at him!!*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 30, 2023 22:28:36 GMT -5
 "Hello, wrestling fans! I'm Tony Schiavone, and I'm here to bring you the rundown for tomorrow night's big show, FPCW JOKER'S WILD!!" "Championships will be on the line, as FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion Riot Control defends against NXT rookie Axiom!! And the Iron Demon of the House of Black, Shane Mercer, defends the FPCW Silver Star Championship against FPCW OG, "The Real Deal" Scott Reiner!!" "Riho cashes in her 3 points, and will challenge Kris Statlander for the FPCW Women's Championship!! And For the Love of Money looks to regain the gold, as they cash in their three points against Best Friends in a GOLDEN REMATCH!! CM Waters looks to continue his impressive reign as NEVER Openweight Champion, as he defends against the Cold Hearted Handsome Devil, HOOK!" "Willow Nightingale continues her feud with Ruby Soho, as she teams with The Magical Sugar Rabbits to face The Outcasts in Trios action!! And Taya Valkyrie looks to make an impact in her first FPCW Singles Match, as she faces Amariah Ripley!" "The Blackpool Combat Club has made many enemies in the past few weeks. And they are in action as well. They defend the FPCW King of Trios against the Dark Order team of Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, and Adam Bomb! And Jon Moxley continues his war with Hangman Adam Page for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship in an I QUIT MATCH!!" "Speaking of Wars, the war between The Wild Force and The Brotherhood continues. Eddie Kingston teams up with Sting & Darby Allin to battle Claymore, WALTER, and Cody Jacobs in Trios Action!! And in the Main Event, Lapis Umbral defends the FPCW Grand Championship against Jack "The Ripper" Norrington. But since the devious attack on Desert Sun by Norrington, FPCW Commissioner Excalibur has signed the contract for this match to be an EXTREME RULES MATCH!!" |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 31, 2023 22:50:46 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW JOKER'S WILD!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and we're here to bring you an amazing show tonight! Titles on the line! Warring Factions in action! So let's get to it!!" Opening Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Riot Control (c) v. Axiom{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Riot Control holds his hands high, but then DRILLS Axiom in the face with a vicious boot!! He grabs the Young Lions Cup, holding it high as the fans boo him!* Second Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Shane Mercer (c) v. Scott Reiner{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Real Deal picks up a win here, adding some more gold to his FPCW Resume!!" Third Bout: NEVER Openweight Championship: CM Waters (c) v. HOOK{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Waters grabs a mic after the win.* "I am going to show everyone that I am the GREATEST NEVER Openweight Champion in the history of Pro Wrestling!! I will continue to defeat everyone that is put in front of me!!" Fourth Bout: Taya Valkyrie v. Amariah Ripley{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A tough loss for Valkyrie, as Amariah Ripley shows why she is a force to be reckon with here in FPCW!!" Fifth Bout: Wild Force v. The Brotherhood{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Brotherhood celebrate on the outside of the ring, despite Eddie Kingston mouthing off at them, still wanting to fight them.* Sixth Bout: FPCW King of Trios Championships: Blackpool Combat Club (c) v. Dark Order{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Adam Bomb holds his hands up high, as Uno and Stu celebrate with him. They're handed the FPCW King of Trios titles, as Silver & Reynolds come out to celebrate as well!!* Seventh Bout: Willow Nightingale & The Magical Sugar Rabbits v. The Outcasts{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Outcasts celebrate outside the ring, mocking Nightingale and the Sugar Rabbits, as her and Mizuki check on Yuka Sakazaki.* Eighth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Best Friends (c) v. For the Love of Money{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And For the Love of Money regains the gold, beating the team that beat them for the titles!!" Ninth Bout: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: I Quit Match: Hangman Adam Page (c) v. Jon Moxley{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Hangman sits in the corner, exhausted after another hard battle. The ref hands him the title, but he just stares at Moxley, fairly certain that this war is not over....* Tenth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Kris Statlander (c) v. Riho{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Another great match between these two, but Statlander proves she's just too much tonight, and retains the gold!!" Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Extreme Rules: Lapis Umbral (c) v. Jack "The Ripper" Norrington{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Lapis continues after the bell, keeping Norrington locked in the Chikara Special!!! Officials try to break it off, but Lapis roars at them, causing them to jump back in fright!! He grabs two chairs, putting Norrington's ankle in one, then SMASHING THE OTHER ON TOP!!! Norrington is screaming in pain, before Lapis puts him back in the CHIKARA SPECIAL!!! Norrington is screaming for mercy, before the refs are able to break it up. Lapis looks down at Norrington, a look of vengeance on his face, as the show ends, fading to black.* |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 3, 2023 10:44:42 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage in a private locker room. Evil Uno and Stu Grayson are just elated, celebrating their King of Trios Championships win at FPCW Joker's Wild. The door flings open, and the camera pans over, and we see Adam Bomb walk in, holding his trios title up.*
"WEEEEEEE DID IIIIIT!!!!"
*He walks in, high fiving Uno and Stu, hugging them.*
"Uno, I gotta be honest. I felt terrible after letting you down. I thought we were gonna earn those three points, and get our shot at the tag titles. But when that didn't happen, I was upset with myself. Like I let the Dark Order down. But you. You kept my spirits up. You gave me the idea to team with you two to challenge the Blackpool Combat Club for the King of Trios Championships. So now, I think we should go in a different direction."
*Uno and Stu look at him puzzled.*
"What do you mean, Adam? I thought we were gonna hold onto this until the next King of Trios in November?"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely the plan. But that's not what I meant! I meant was, Hangman has the IWGP Heavyweight title. Seiya is definitely going for the Grand Championship. We have the Trios Gold. Now, I think John and Alex should go for the Tag Team Titles. I believe gold for everyone is a good thing!"
*Uno and Stu agree with him on that front, but their discussion is interrupted, as we hear the door open again, seeing Silver and Reynolds walk in with a number of bags with CHILI'S on the side.*
"Hey boys!! LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT TO CELEBRATE!!!"
*Everyone roars and cheers for joy, as they bring in the feast from Chili's.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 5, 2023 22:34:23 GMT -5
*We cut to the ring, and we see Tony Schiavone standing in the middle of the ring.*
"Wrestling fans, please welcome the FPCW Grand Champion, LAPIS UMBRAL!"
*The lights go down, and a bluish hue covers the area, as blue smoke fills the ramp. Out walks the FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral, and his Royal Consort, Desert Sun. She has a brace around her neck, but still looks ever so lovely, as she holds his arm, walking down to the ring with him. He helps her up the stairs, holding the ropes, as Tony assists her into the ring. He steps in, holding the belt high, before holding Desert Sun close to him again.*
"Let me be the first to congratulate you, Lapis Umbral. You are now the longest reigning FPCW Grand Champion in the history of Fire Pro Championship Wrestling. As of today, you have held the gold for 550 days! That is an accomplishment!"
"Thank you, Tony. It was not an easy task. Not only did Norrington and his ghouls come after me, they came after the Wild Force. They came after my Morning FLower. It pains me to say this, but Desert Sun told me that she will vacate the World of STARDOM Championship, because she needs time to heal...."
"And I WENT FOR VENGEANCE!!"
"I made sure The Ripper felt the rage of the Dark Prince of Everfree. I made sure he would feel the pain. The pain of the hold that is the Chikara Special. And now, he will know not to cross me."
"But enough of the past. Let us focus on the future. Once my darling Desert Sun gets healed up, she will be back and look to earn 3 points for a shot at the Women's Championship. Eddie is the Parts Unknown Openweight Champion. An achievement that is-"
*Lapis is interrupted, as the crowd ERUPTS, and out walks PEGASUS SEIYA! He looks out at the crowd, walking down, high fiving fans as they clap along to his theme. He steps in the ring, grabbing a microphone.*
"Now, I don't mean to interrupt you, Dark Prince. But now that the issue of The Ripper is past, I would like to officially say that I'm cashing in my three points for a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. I have held that title 5 times. I was the longest reigning champion until you beat that record. However, I have not held that belt for almost 3 years. And I want it back."
*Lapis smiles at him.*
"So you want it back? Careful there. If I recall, one of the times you lost this belt was to.....oh that's right, me. And I'm not gonna make it easy on you. I have worked hard to be where I'm at in this company. And I'm not willing to step aside for someone else."
*But they're interrupted again, as out walks TRAINWRECK. The former Grand Champion walks down the ramp, mic in hand, as he gets in the ring.*
"Am I hearing things correctly. Little ol' Pegasus Seiya wants a shot at the champ because he hasn't held the belt for 3 years? That's rich coming from you. Because I haven't held that gold in SEVEN F***ING YEARS. I was one of the first to hold two titles at the same time in this company. And I only lost that title because of an unknown person that interfered in that match at Slammiversary 2016. A person that I'm sure you know...."
*He points at Lapis, who raises an eyebrow at him.*
"And someone I'm DAMN SURE you know...."
*He turns to Seiya as he says that, the two staring a hole through each other, as Lapis looks on intrigued.*
"You had a war with one RC Dangerously, Seiya. You two went back and forth for nearly 2 years. And yet, you couldn't finish the job. BUT I DID. I was the one that finally killed the Dangerous Alliance. So if ANYONE deserves a shot, it is ME. And that is why I am cashing in my three points at a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!"
*The two men start jawing at each other, before Schiavone speaks up.*
"Gentlmen, this is getting us nowhere. Plus, I have received a message from FPCW Commissioner Excalibur. He says that both of you will get your GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. However, we're gonna make this interesting. On the next edition of FPCW LIVE!!, it will be TRAINWRECK facing PEGASUS SEIYA. The winner will face Lapis Umbral at the next pay-per-view, FPCW FULL THROTTLE. The loser will face the winner of that match at the May Pay-Per-View, FPCW SKYFALL."
*The two men continue to stare each other down, as Lapis looks on, bemused.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 10, 2023 18:18:01 GMT -5
"Welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we have 8 teams looking to earn 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY! Also tonight, we find out who will face Lapis Umbral at FPCW Full Throttle, and who will face the winner at FPCW Skyfall!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 22, 2023 15:15:21 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the last stop before FPCW FULL THROTTLE! Tonight, we find out who will challenge for the FPCW Silver Star Championship, the FPCW Young Lions Cup, and the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship! Also, we find out who will win the Tag Team Grand Prix, and earn 3 POINTS and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Tag Team Titles!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 28, 2023 21:12:46 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW FULL THROTTLE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we have an amazing lineup for you. Titles on the line! Rivalries continuing! But let's get right into the action!! We start off with the IWGP Wild Card Rumble! 8 men battle to get a shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Championship later tonight!" Opening Bout: IWGP Wild Card Rumble{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And CM Waters shocks everyone, lasting the 8-men, and getting a shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Championship!!" Second Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Scott Reiner (c) v. SM King{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"In a battle of Nebraska boys, the Omaha Chainsaw takes down the Real Deal, winning the Silver Star Championship again!" Third Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Eddie Kingston (c) v. Nick Gage{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Both men slowly get to their feet, staring each other down. They give each other a fist bump, a small sign of respect, as Gage slides out of the ring, letting Kingston celebrate in the ring!* Fourth Bout: The Outcasts v. The Magical Sugar Rabbits & Riho{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the MSR and Riho pick up a big win here, taking down their rivals from AEW, The Outcasts!!" Fifth Bout: Jon Moxley v. Kota Ibushi{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Kota celebrates his win, but the Blackpool Combat Club come in to ruin it. But Omega and the Young Bucks make the save, and they run off the BCC! Omega and Ibushi stare at each other for a bit, before hugging again to the cheers of the crowd!* Sixth Bout: Taya Valkyrie v. Mercedes Mone{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Mone picks up a win here, taking down Valkyrie, looking to earn 2 more points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!" Seventh Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Riot Control (c) v. Kidd Bandit{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Riot Control grabs the Young Lions Cup from the official, holding it high in the air, mocking the fans in victory.* Ninth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: For the Love of Money (c) v. Nate Redwing & Colt Jacobs{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Redwing and Jacobs hold the belts high, as they claim gold for the Brotherhood once again! They pick up the two former champs, beating them senseless again! Redwing nails both of them with the Warrior's Way, before the officials break up the chaos!* Ninth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Kris Statlander (c) v. Maki Itoh{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Statlander continues her reign, taking down the cutest in the world, Maki Itoh!" Tenth Bout: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Hangman Adam Page (c) v. CM Waters{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Waters slides out of the ring, grabbing both the NEVER Openweight Championship and the IWGP Heavyweight Championship! He celebrates up the ramp, as Hangman sits in the middle of the ring, a despondent look on his face after that tough loss.* Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Lapis Umbral (c) v. TrainWreck{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"AND TRAINWRECK HAS DONE IT!! IT HAS TAKEN HIM NEARLY SEVEN YEARS, BUT HE IS BACK ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AS FPCW GRAND CHAMPION!!!"
"Fans, that is all we have for you at FPCW FULL THROTTLE! I'm Tony Schiavone, and I'm signing off! So long everyone!" |
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