mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 28, 2015 3:13:04 GMT -5
So I kinda stole this idea from a meme that is sometimes seen on Facebook, where you have to choose which super hero/vampire/TV badass to protect you in a fight or from a bunch of others trying to kill you.
So you're in a bar, when suddenly three guys step up. They say you've been looking at one of their girlfriends. You've spilled one of their drinks. That's THEIR seat, pal. Whatever. Shit is about to go down, and you're all alone.
But wait! A WWE wrestler stands up, takes off his jacket and stands beside you.
Who is it?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 28, 2015 3:17:14 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar, there is no other choice.
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ilggant
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Post by ilggant on Aug 28, 2015 3:42:23 GMT -5
yeah, whoever chooses anyone but Lesnar is getting killed by my Lesnar in a bar fight
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 28, 2015 3:45:36 GMT -5
Yeah Lesnar, there is really no reason to pick anyone else as a bodyguard... ever...
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Aug 28, 2015 6:34:48 GMT -5
Someone else.... Ming. He'll pluck out the first guy's eye and the other two will run. While Lesnar is suplexing the same guy for twenty minutes I still got two guys beating me with pool cues.
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 28, 2015 6:45:16 GMT -5
Ziggler. He's the most douchey, un intimidating man ever so Id use him as a distraction as they beat him up and pull his noodle hair while I run away
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lince
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Post by lince on Aug 28, 2015 7:07:53 GMT -5
Rusev cause he'll kick butt then say something funny/stupid about them.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 28, 2015 7:54:49 GMT -5
Who in the world would not pick Lesnar, haha? The only fear is that the other three guys have more money than you and pay off Brock to murk you instead.
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Madagascar Fred
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Aug 28, 2015 7:58:24 GMT -5
Rusev is quicker, younger, more agile than Brock, which is very important in such brawls...this is not about a UFC fight
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Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 28, 2015 8:10:41 GMT -5
Big E. With the power of positivity on my side, anything is possible.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Aug 28, 2015 8:28:52 GMT -5
Other: Sting
Because he'd have no idea I'd betray him by whacking him over the head with a pool cue and then make my escape whilst the three thugs deal with him.
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Aug 28, 2015 8:31:31 GMT -5
I pick Brock Lesnar. Not just because he has a rep for being an unstoppable asskicker, nooooo... unlike the others there, he's also always the most dependable to have as back up: Do you see how he /always/ backs up Paul Heyman?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 28, 2015 8:38:38 GMT -5
You could be getting mugged by like 5 dudes and Cena still wouldn't help.
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 28, 2015 8:42:16 GMT -5
Rusev is quicker, younger, more agile than Brock, which is very important in such brawls...this is not about a UFC fight The same Lesnar who seemed to jump into the ring from the floor mats when running after Seth? The same Lesnar who at 280 pounds, hurdled the barricade? The same Lesnar who rushed down to the ring to save Heyman from Taker in what seemed like 2 seconds? Although, maybe Rusev is quicker and more agile, I don't know. He is pretty damn quick and agile himself, and would be a formidable opponent in a real fight, I'm sure. I think the best answer to the poll question might be Big Show. If you were sat with him in a bar and someone tried to fight you, and then the GIANT stood up, I think they'd run away. Even if he is a local man.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 28, 2015 9:16:25 GMT -5
Big E. hear me out. On that 2% chance that we actually do lose he seems like the kind of guy that would be laying in a hospital bed next to me making jokes about it.
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The Yes Man
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Post by The Yes Man on Aug 28, 2015 9:38:34 GMT -5
Rusev, Swagger, or Barrett.
Obviously Lesnar is the ultimate so it's not even fair to include him.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 28, 2015 9:43:14 GMT -5
Rusev is quicker, younger, more agile than Brock, which is very important in such brawls...this is not about a UFC fight The same Lesnar who seemed to jump into the ring from the floor mats when running after Seth? The same Lesnar who at 280 pounds, hurdled the barricade? The same Lesnar who rushed down to the ring to save Heyman from Taker in what seemed like 2 seconds? Although, maybe Rusev is quicker and more agile, I don't know. He is pretty damn quick and agile himself, and would be a formidable opponent in a real fight, I'm sure. I think the best answer to the poll question might be Big Show. If you were sat with him in a bar and someone tried to fight you, and then the GIANT stood up, I think they'd run away. Even if he is a local man. Not always... there was that one time on Long Island some guy picked a fight with Big Show...
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 28, 2015 9:46:09 GMT -5
"Choose between 1 professional fighter and a bunch of non professional fighters!"
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 28, 2015 12:25:26 GMT -5
You could be getting mugged by like 5 dudes and Cena still wouldn't help. But if Cena's getting attacked, YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE!
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Woo
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Post by Woo on Aug 28, 2015 12:56:16 GMT -5
Someone else.... Ming. He'll pluck out the first guy's eye and the other two will run. While Lesnar is suplexing the same guy for twenty minutes I still got two guys beating me with pool cues. Ming? Not a bad shout!
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