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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 16, 2015 18:28:34 GMT -5
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mybraveface
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Post by mybraveface on Sept 17, 2015 6:42:13 GMT -5
After Andre "pins" Hogan on "The Main Event", Andre decides to reward Hebner with the title. Hebner vs. Danny Davis main events WM4 with DiBiase as referee. Davis lies down and Hebner "pins" him. Hebner rewards DiBiase with title, Davis and Hebner become tag team with DiBiase as manager/"financial consultant", Hogan challenges DiBiase for title at first ever Summerslam. Pins DiBiase officially for title. Savage accuses Hogan of backstage politics, and that feud begins.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 17, 2015 7:06:00 GMT -5
Wrestlemania II: Randy Savage beats George the Animal Steele in a "Elizabeth on a pole match"
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 17, 2015 7:28:37 GMT -5
the main event of Wrestlemania I, is made a title Heavyweight Title match with whoever getting the pin being the champion.
Liberace somehow becomes champion by pinning Cowboy Bob Orton
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Post by auph10imitated on Sept 17, 2015 8:14:46 GMT -5
At Wrestlemania 8, Elizabeth marches to the ring and low blows Savage allowing Ric Flair to pick up then win as Elizabeth makes out with a bloodied Ric Flair. You can book alot of Savage/Liz angles the Russo way since it is traditionally one of the first long running soap opera style story lines the WWF had
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 17, 2015 9:54:21 GMT -5
At Wrestlemania 8, Elizabeth marches to the ring and low blows Savage allowing Ric Flair to pick up then win as Elizabeth makes out with a bloodied Ric Flair. You can book alot of Savage/Liz angles the Russo way since it is traditionally one of the first long running soap opera style story lines the WWF had Wrestlemania 7, Sherri starts kicking the Macho King after his loss, Elizabeth runs down to ringside, pulls off Sherri... The puts the boots to him herself before hugging Sherri, later they both come out with Ted Dibiase wearing fur coats, cuz everybody's got a price. |
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 17, 2015 10:16:42 GMT -5
"I have got lust in my eyes...but it's not for Elizabeth... Brother!"
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Sept 17, 2015 10:17:15 GMT -5
Jake Roberts has his cobra attack Randy Savage, grusomely bloodying his arm.
At Survivor Series, Jake does a run-in during the Hogan/Undertaker match. Hogan fights him off, only to be attacked by Randy Savage....now wearing a giant cobra suit. Taker wins the title, while Savage becomes Jake's new 'pet'. During Jake promos, Savage just makes hissing noises
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 17, 2015 10:24:13 GMT -5
Jake Roberts has his cobra attack Randy Savage, grusomely bloodying his arm. At Survivor Series, Jake does a run-in during the Hogan/Undertaker match. Hogan fights him off, only to be attacked by Randy Savage....now wearing a giant cobra suit. Taker wins the title, while Savage becomes Jake's new 'pet'. During Jake promos, Savage just makes hissing noises "OOOOOOOO Yeah, Hiss it!" |
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 17, 2015 10:35:04 GMT -5
At Wrestlemania 8, Elizabeth marches to the ring and low blows Savage allowing Ric Flair to pick up then win as Elizabeth makes out with a bloodied Ric Flair. You can book alot of Savage/Liz angles the Russo way since it is traditionally one of the first long running soap opera style story lines the WWF had Wrestlemania 7, Sherri starts kicking the Macho King after his loss, Elizabeth runs down to ringside, pulls off Sherri... The puts the boots to him herself before hugging Sherri, later they both come out with Ted Dibiase wearing fur coats of the closet, cuz everybody's got a price HLA = buyrates!!!!! Fixed for optimal Russoism. |
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Post by auph10imitated on Sept 17, 2015 11:16:20 GMT -5
They are hilarious.. and very very true.
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Post by somsta on Sept 17, 2015 11:55:26 GMT -5
As Yokozuna celebrates his championship victory over Bret at Mania 9, Hulk Hogan comes out. He takes the microphone and tells Yoko that he may have beat Bret but no Jap is going to take the world title away from America. Mr Fuji challenges Hogan to face Yoko right then and there. Hogan says he'll do them one better - Yoko may have beat one Hart, but he won't beat another! Jimmy Hart runs down to challenge Yokozuna. Hogan hits a big boot and Jimmy covers Yoko. Bret rolls in and makes the three count. Bret and Hogan hoist Jimmy on their shoulders and celebrate as he is announced as the new World Wrestlng Federation champion. Jim Ross shouts that everyone was swerved and Bobby Heenan says this has to be Hogan playing the creative control card to get this booked.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 17, 2015 21:15:37 GMT -5
What this thread shows is that Macho Man was lucky to never work with Russo
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mybraveface
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Post by mybraveface on Sept 17, 2015 23:38:46 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 7, Sherri starts kicking the Macho King after his loss, Elizabeth runs down to ringside, pulls off Sherri... The puts the boots to him herself before hugging Sherri, later they both come out with Ted Dibiase wearing fur coats of the closet, cuz everybody's got a price HLA = buyrates!!!!! Fixed for optimal Russoism. Actually, after Liz pulls Sherri off, they just stare at each other for a few seconds and then start making out. Randy gets up, turns and sees this with that surprised/crazy look on his face, and then joins in. Team Madness '91 is born. (Actually, I'm not sure if this is how either Russo would've done it or WWE Attitude Era without Russo would've done it.) |
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 19, 2015 14:20:10 GMT -5
Fixed for optimal Russoism. Actually, after Liz pulls Sherri off, they just stare at each other for a few seconds and then start making out. Randy gets up, turns and sees this with that surprised/crazy look on his face, and then joins in. Team Madness '91 is born. (Actually, I'm not sure if this is how either Russo would've done it or WWE Attitude Era without Russo would've done it.) Ah yes, I forgot the "copy ECW" element of Russo booking. Under Russo, Macho Man returns to WWE and decides to one-up Ric Flair by way of feuding with Triple H and Evolution by rehashing "She was mine before she was yours!" And if you don't know what I'm referring to, you need to have your IWC card revoked NOW. To be fair, 90%+ of the audience wouldn't know either, but it's an internet story, so it MUST equal ratings, bro! |
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Post by jmule on Sept 19, 2015 15:39:14 GMT -5
[/quote]Under Russo, Macho Man returns to WWE and decides to one-up Ric Flair by way of feuding with Triple H and Evolution by rehashing "She was mine before she was yours!" And if you don't know what I'm referring to, you need to have your IWC card revoked NOW. To be fair, 90%+ of the audience wouldn't know either, but it's an internet story, so it MUST equal ratings, bro! [/quote]
So your saying he would show pics of him and HHH as lovers to drive flair crazy?
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Post by ICBM on Sept 20, 2015 9:21:27 GMT -5
the main event of Wrestlemania I, is made a title Heavyweight Title match with whoever getting the pin being the champion. Liberace somehow becomes champion by pinning Cowboy Bob Orton Does he use the Pat Patterson go behind to reverse Orton and hit his finish? |
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Sept 20, 2015 11:14:28 GMT -5
I can't think of a particular angle for this, but it would involve Hacksaw Jim Duggan having a match against his own 2x4. {Spoiler}The 2x4 wins. |
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Post by repomark on Sept 20, 2015 12:43:44 GMT -5
Mr T is mysteriously abducted the night after Wrestlemania 1. Hogan enlists Magnum PI to locate his friend, and Tom Selleck spends the next year appearing only occasionally on WWF television, to update Hogan on progress with his investigation and talk moustaches.
Meantime, Roddy Piper has purchased uranium from the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkov, hell bent on making Scotland a nuclear power. Unfortunately an horrific accident in his laboratory leads to King Kong Bundy being transformed into an actual mutant ape with superhuman powers.
Weeks before the second Wrestlemania, on Tuesday Night Titans Tom Selleck reveals it was him all along who abducted Mr T and his henchman King Kong Bundy is holding the A Team star captive at the top of the Empire State Building. Hogan calls the bloke off of Airwolf and they helicopter over there.
Meanwhile, Piper has purchased a tank from Mr Fuji and intends to invade Mexico. Tito Santana valiantly tries to stop him on Wrestling Challenge, but ruptures his spleen attempting to flying forearm a tank.
Back at the Empire State Building, the bloke from Air Wolf turns on Hogan and offers him as a human sacrifice to King Kong Bundy who he now worships as some form of demonic deity. Mr T and Hogan are able to escape by fashioning a makeshift hot air balloon from stuff lying around in the room they were being held captive.
El Presidente Piper joins forces with Mr T and Hogan, disgusted that Bundy is being regarded as more of a legitimate demigod than himself. He also now has an eye patch and a pet cat, whom he refers to as "the Big Man." A much anticipated match between the various factions is set.
Inexplicably, Ivan Putski is at stake in the main event of Wrestlemania 2, in a Pole on a pole match.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 20, 2015 17:04:35 GMT -5
While feuding with turncoat Sgt Slaughter Hulk Hogan becomes an Iraqi sympathizer as well which leads to Ultimate Warrior facing Slaughter and Hogan in a two on one match. Warrior accidentally pins General Adnan which leads him to becoming Champion
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